THE WEEKEND IS COMING UP, FATHER'S DAY, SUNDAY, FATHER'S
DAY.
WHICH MEANS MILLIONS OF DADS WILL BE TAKEN OUT TO BRUNCH BY
THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THEIR LIVES, EVEN THOUGH THEY'D
MUCH RATHER STAY HOME AND PLAY FIFA ON THEIR XBOX.
IAN, WHAT KIND OF DWIFTS ARE WE SPLASHING OUT ON IVAN, COME ON,
YOU HAVE THE MONEY ROLLING IN.
>> I CAN'T SAY WHAT I GOT HIM THIS YEAR BECAUSE HE WATCHES THE
SHOW BUT TRADITIONALLY THE MORE THE BOOK IS ABOUT WAR, THE MORE
HE IS GOING TO LIKE IT.
>> James: RIGHT, YEAH.
>> AS LONG AS PEOPLE WERE KILLED IN THE NAME OF SOMETHING AND
THERE SAY BLACK AND WHITE PICTURE ON THE COVER OF SOMEBODY
HAVING A BAD TIME, HE'S IN.
>> James: I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW SIMILAR IVAN WAS TO LOUIS
WEYMOUTH ALL LOUIS WOULD DO AT MY WEDDING WAS WALK UP TO PEOPLE
AND GO, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WAR.
>> James: GUILLERMO, IT'S YOUR VERY FIRST FATHER'S DAY.
FIRST'S FATHER'S DAY, ANY PLANS.
>> CHILLIN AND GRILLIN.
>> James: YEAH.
THE SHEER MENTION OF A GRILL, PETE WENT YAY.
>> IT'S THE CHILLIN PART TOO,.
>> James: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, GRILLIN AND CHILLIN, THAT'S WHAT
ARE YOU GOING TO DO.
A A LOT OF PRESSURE ON YOUR PART.
BECAUSE THE KID DIDN'T REALLY GET YOU THE GIFT.
I DON'T MOW IF YOU KNOW THAT.
>> I WASN'T CLEAR ON THAT.
>> James: NARLO IS NOT IN THE GROOVE RIGHT NOW ON THEIR OWN,
LIKE.
DID YOU-- A LOT OF PRESSURE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING DO YOU KNOW WHAT I
ASKED FOR MY FATHER'S DAY, JULES SAID WE CAN DO WHATEVER YOU
NEED, I SAID ALL I NEED IS A FEW HOURS ON SUNDAY JUST TO CATCH UP
ON PART TWO OF NICK'S PODCAST.
THAT'S ALL I WANT, JUST TWO HOURS ALONE, DRINKING THE WHOLE
THING IN.
BUT IT IS OUT NOW RIGHT, NICK.
>> IT IS OUT NOW.
>> James: ST OUT AND YOU DO, BIG SURPRISE, DO YOU MENTION THE
SHOW AND YOU ARE VERY, VERY LOVELY ABOUT ALL OF US.
>> THANKS, WHY IS THAT A SURPRISE.
>> James: SORRY?
>> IT SHOULDN'T BE A SURPRISE THAT I SAY LOVELY THINGS ABOUT
YOU.
I LOVE THIS SHOW AND I-- I LIKE IT.
I USED TO THINK WE WERE VERY FIES AND THEN I WAS RIPPED TO
SHREDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN ON THIS SHOW.
AND NOW I WONDER.
>> James: DON'T START TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF OUT TO BE SOME
KIND OF VICTIM DOWN HERE.
THERE IS NO OTHER WORKPLACE WHERE THE MORE ARE YOU ROASTED
THE MORE YOU'RE LOVED.
>> I THINK THAT'S TRUE.
AND I REALLY DO APPRECIATE IT.
>> James: HAVE YOU HAD A GOOD REACTION FROM PART 2?
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO SAY.
BECAUSE YES, I HAVE.
AND THEN NOT FROM PEOPLE HERE.
I'M WAITING.
BUT YES, PEOPLE SEEM TO BE REALLY INTERESTED IN HOW THIS
SHOW CAME ABOUT AND ONE WAY THEY CAN FIND THAT OUT.
>> James: I THINK IT'S LOVELY.
AND I LOVE YOU.
I DO.
>> I ALSO, I REALLY, I REALLY DO LOVE YOU ALL.
>> James: I DO, I WILL OFTEN SAY WHENEVER YOU HAVE BEEN ON
CAMERA, I WILL SEND AN EMAIL AFTER BEING LIKE, THAT WAS SO
FUNNY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
>> YEAH, YOU DID THAT ONCE.
>> James: HOW MANY DO YOU WANT?
HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU GOT, IAN?
>> NOT A ONE.
>> James: THERE YOU G AND HE'S FUNNY EVERY NIGHT.
YOU'RE LIKE-- WELL LOOK, WE WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO
FOCUS ON NICK FOR THE ENTIRE HOUR.
>> YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME.
>> I MIGHT BE.
I MIGHT BE.
>> James: BUT AMERICA WANTS, NAY DEMANDS THE NEWS.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: WHAT HAPPENED?
DO YOU WANT TO TRY ONE MORE, SO YOU CAN GET IT?
>> I MEAN 50-50 YES.
>> James: AMERICA WANTS, NAY, DEMANDS THE NEWS.
>> James: NICE AND THE BIG NEWS OUT WEST IS THE
SWELTERING HEAT.
CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, UTAH, AND ARIZONA ARE ALL EXPERIENCING
HEAT WAVES RIGHT NOW -- WITH DEATH VALLEY, CALIFORNIA EVEN
HITTING A HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINE DEGREES TODAY.
(HEADLINE) LOOK, IT IS CALLED DEATH VALLEY.
IT'S NOT NICE BEAUTIFUL DAY TO PLAY FRISBEE VALLEY.
MY MUM CALLED ME ABOUT THIS.
SHE WAS LIKE, ARE YOU STAYING COOL?
ARE YOU HYDRATING?
IT'S A HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINE DEGREES IN DEATH VALLEY.
I WAS LIKE, MOM, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE DEATH VALLEY IS.
AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE, DID YOU HEAR BEV'S GETTING DIVORCED
AGAIN?
METEOROLOGISTS ARE CALLING THIS THE BIGGEST HEAT WAVE OF THE
YEAR SO FAR, BUT -- QUOTE -- STILL NOT AS HOT AS BENNIFER
GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
DO YOU REMEMBER A MONDAY OKAY WE SAID THERE WAS A SURVEY THAT 46
PERCENT OF AMERICANS WANT DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON TO RUN FOR
PRESIDENT, A NEW INTERVIEW SAYS HE DOESN'T QUOTE HAVE THE
PATIENCE TO DEAL WITH THE BS THAT COMES COMES WITH POLITICS T
ROCK GOT HIS START IN WRESTLING AND HE THINKS POLITICS ISES TO
ALL BS.
EVEN THOUGH NEARLY HALF OF MARYBS WANT HIM TO RUN FOR P HE
DON'T WANT TO DO IT I HATE TO STIR THE POT BUT, VIN
DIESEL WOULD NEVER LET THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DOWN LIKE THIS.
I WILL BE HONEST, I SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING.
AND WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING IS ACTUALLY SOME HARD TRUTH ABOUT
OUR FLAWED POLITICAL SYSTEM, THAT IS WHAT ST.
AND THERE'S A NEW DISCOVERY TO TELL YOU ABOUT.
RARE ORCHIDS THOUGHT TO HAVE BEEN EXTINCT IN THE UNITED
KINGDOM SINCE 2009 HAVE JUST BEEN DISCOVERED IN A RATHER
UNLIKELY PLACE, ON THE ROOFTOP OF AN OFFICE BUILDING IN THE
FINANCIAL DISTRICT OF LONDON.
EXPERTS HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT ENDED UP THERE.
HERE'S THE ORCHID HERE, LOOK AT THAT.
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND DELICATE FLOWER TO COME FROM
LONDON SINCE, WELL, YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM.
THE SPECIES IS KNOWN AS SMALL-FLOWERED TONGUE-ORCHIDS,
WHICH IS A MUCH HORNIER NAME THAN I WAS EXPECTING.
BUT THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A FLOWER ON SOMEONE'S
ROOF.
JOHN OLIVER CAN TALK ABOUT POLITICS ALL HE LIKES, BUT IF
YOU WANT A CUTE LITTLE STORY YOU MIGHT SEND TO YOUR AUNT, THIS IS
WHERE YOU COME.
YOU COME TO CORDEN.
FINALLY, WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.
SPEEDO HAS UNVEILED A FUTURISTIC NEW SWIMSUIT IT'S CALLING THE
MOST INTELLIGENT SWIMSUIT OF ALL TIME.
EACH SUIT USES ENERGY-HARVESTING FABRIC AS WELL AS A BUILT-IN
A.I. COACH.
HERE IT IS HERE, IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A
SUPERHERO WHOSE SUPERPOWER IS CAUSING PEOPLE TO AVOID EYE
CONTACT WITH YOU.
I ACTUALLY THINK I MIGHT GET ONE OF THESE FOR THE SUMMER.
SEE WHAT THAT BUILT-IN A.I.
COACH HAS TO SAY ABOUT ME JUST STANDING IN THE SHALLOW END,
DRINKING A MARGARITA.
THE SUIT COMES COMPLETE WITH MICROSENSORS TO MONITOR OXYGEN
SATURATION AND HYDRATION LEVELS.
WHICH ALL SOUNDS PRETTY FANCY FOR SOMETHING YOU ARE ULTIMATELY
JUST GOING TO END UP PEEING INSIDE OF.
AND THAT'S THE NEWS.