GREG: THIS WEEK IN PEOPLE
MAGAZINE ANNOUNCED THE WINNER OF
THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.
ONCE AGAIN, I TURNED IT DOWN.
BRINKLEY, IT IS SEXIST THAT I
WANT TO BE KNOWN FOR MY WORK AND
NOT MY ASS.
[LAUGHTER]
THE WINNER IS BRITISH ACTOR
IDRIS ELBA, LATEST ISSUE
INCLUDES OVER 100 OF THE MOST
GORGEOUS MEN FROM AROUND THE
WORLD, I DO NOT LOOK AT IT AT
ALL.
I DID NOTICE A FEW PEOPLE IN
MEDIA ARE ON THESE KINDS OF
LISTS.
THAT IS NOT FAIR.
WE PUT TOGETHER THE DEFINITIVE
RANKING OF THE NEWS IS HEAVY
HITTERS.
FIRST OFF, BRIAN STELTER.
HE IS BALD, BEAUTIFUL AND BOLD.
CHUCK TODD.
[CROWD BOOS]
SEXY, SLEEPY EYES.
FINALLY, LOU DOBBS.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
HE IS SO FINE -- WOW.
I'M ASHAMED OF THAT.
I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU MORE, THEY
DON'T DO SEXIEST WOMEN ALIVE AND
THAT IS SEXIST BECAUSE I FEEL
THAT WOULD BE SEXIST TO WOMEN --
>> WE HAVE THE MS. AMERICA
PAGEANT WHICH I'M TOTALLY
AGAINST, BY THE WAY.
I COMPETED IT IN IT BUT --
I COMPETED IT IN IT BUT.--
GREG: YOU COMPETED?
>> FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND 21
THOUGH I WAS A RUNNER-UP IN
FLORIDA.
GREG: YOU LOOK A LOT BETTER?
>> IDRIS ELBA IS A VERY GOOD
LOOKING MAN.
GREG: I'M CONFIDENT IN MY
MANHOOD AND TO SAY HE'S A
HANDSOME, GORGEOUS MAN.
IN CLUB REALLY RIPPED AND THOSE
EYES.
TYRUS: MOVE ON.
[LAUGHTER]
>> DO YOU NEED A MOMENT?
IT A SHOW.
GREG: THEY LIMITED TO PEOPLE WHO
ARE ALIVE.
WHY NOT DENNIS OFF?
>> IT'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
RIGHT NOW.
I'M NOT SURE DENNIS HALF RIGHT
NOW -- LOOK, IN MY TWITTER FEED
I HAVE WITH THE LEFT WING
TWITTER PEOPLE I FOLLOW AND ONE
WAS OUTRAGED AND MAYBE NEXT YEAR
SOMEONE A LITTLE LESS OVERTLY
MASCULINE FOR THE SEXIEST MAN
ALIVE.
>> IT'S A TOUGH ONE.
IT IS -- HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING GUY
BUT WHAT HE BRINGS TO THE TABLE
TACTICALLY YOU EITHER WANT TO
BOXES.
YOU'RE A SWAB LOOKING DUDE LIKE
ROGER MOORE OR CLINT EASTWOOD
BUT IDRIS ELBA CAN GO EITHER
WAY.
VERY FEW PEOPLE CAN PULL THAT
OFF.
I'M NOT AS SOPHISTICATED -- MY
FACE IS LIKE A CINDERBLOCK WITH
SCARS EVERYWHERE BUT I CAN PULL
OFF IRAQ ROUGHNECK.
GREG: I THINK YOU'D BE A GREAT
MOVIE VILLAIN.
>> YOU THINK SO?
I ALWAYS HAVE A FELLOW.
GREG: USUALLY WHEN YOU'RE ON
OTHER SHOWS YOU'RE IN A ROOM AND
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE READY TO
SINGLE SOMEBODY.
>> I AM.
[LAUGHTER]
GREG: THAT IS NOT AN ACT.
TYRUS, WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF THIS
CHOICE, DOES IT BOTHER YOU.
TYRUS: I'LL JUST WAIT FOR THE
PLUS SIZE MODEL EDITION.
[LAUGHTER]
I THINK I HAVE A SHOT AT THAT
ONE.
[APPLAUSE]
MAYBE IT IS JUST ME BUT I NEVER
BEEN IN LOVE WITH BEING CALLED
SEXY ANYWAY.
IT IS LITERALLY WRITTEN FOR
WHOEVER PEOPLE READS PEOPLE
MAGAZINE AND I AM NOT ONE OF
THEM.
LIKE WE GOT TO THE POINT WHERE
SOME OUT WITH A STATEMENT LIKE
YOU HAVE MADE IT.
IF YOU'RE SEXY AND LOOK AT.
WE ALL LOOK DIFFERENT SO WHO IS
SEXY AND WHO IS NOT?
IS ANOTHER DUMB THING THAT I
WALK PAST WHEN I AM SHOPPING
WITH MY EGG WHITE AND MEAT.
GREG: SO TRUE.
I THINK IT'S TIME GOING BACK TO
THE OTHER BLOCK TO INCLUDE
ANIMALS.
WHAT'S THE SEXIEST ANIMAL?
TYRUS: WAIT, NO, NO -- YOU
CANNOT FINISH BECAUSE I'M A PART
OF THIS CONVERSATION.
YOU NEED TO ASK SOME OF THE
QUESTION AND SEGUE INTO I'VE GOT
KIDS AND I PEOPLE TO ANSWER TO
OUTSIDE THIS BUBBLE SO YOU DO
YOUR ANIMAL THING AND ASK ONE OF
THEM.
GREG: I'M JUST SAYING HAVE YOU
SEEN --
SEEN.--
TYRUS: NO, I HAVEN'T.
GREG: ROB, HAVE YOU SEEN A
PROPERLY GROOMED ALPACA?
>> I WILL LEAVE IT THERE.
GREG: DO I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING
ELSE?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.