SO YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TROUBLE WHEN YOUR PORN SITE IS MORE
MORALLY RESPONSIBLE THAN YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES.
ON MONDAY UTAH LAWMAKERS REJECTED A BILL HB 215
THAT WOULD ALLOW PARENTS TO OPT THEIR CHILDREN INTO
COMPREHENSIVE SEX EDUCATION.
THEY'RE NOT MAKING IT MANDATORY, THEY ARE JUST A LAPTOP
THEIR CHILDREN INTO THIS CHOICE.
THE PORN SITE X HAMSTER HAS DECIDED TO TAKE A STAND AND
IS NOW REDIRECTING MEMBERS WHO COME FROM UTAH TO THEIR SEX
EDUCATION SITE THE BOX.
IF YOU ARE IN UTAH AND YOU GO TO THE SITE X HAMSTER YOU WILL
NOW BE GREETED WITH THIS MESSAGE.
UTAH AND CONSUME THE MOST PORN PER CAPITA BY ANY UNIT
STATE THAT CAN WE TURN THE THIRSTY ESTATE IN THE
NATION INTO THE SMARTEST?
THEN HE CAN CHOOSE THE SEX EDGE SITE.
IT'S BASICALLY GENERATED FROM USER QUESTIONS AND THEY ANSWER
QUESTIONS THAT USERS SEND AND ND IT'S ABOUT
COMPREHENSIVE SEX EDUCATION.
THE ONE THEY VOTED AGAINST WAS CONVERSATIONS AROUND
CONSENTS, CONTRACEPTION, AND THE INTRICACIES OF INTIMACY,
WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
BASICALLY, X HAMSTER IS SAYING NO, PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO
THIS INFORMATION AND UTAH LAWMAKERS ARE SAYING NO,
WE'RE JUST GOING TO FORGET THAT.
MEANWHILE, THEIR STI RATE IS SKYROCKETING RIGHT NOW IN
UTAH WHICH IS CRAZY.
GONORRHEA WENT VIRAL LAST YEAR.
WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE IT IS A BACTERIAL INFECTION.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
THEY ARE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE AND I LIKE THE X HAMSTER IS
COMING TO THE DEFENSE,
THIS REMINDS ME OF WASN'T MISSISSIPPI WHERE THE GAY
RIGHTS, THEY FOUGHT AGAINST THE GAY RIGHTS AND THEY HAVE
THE HIGHEST CONSUMPTION OF GAY PORN THAT WAS IT
MISSISSIPPI OR NORTH CAROLINA?
THEY SAID THAT UTAH IS THE HIGHEST CONSUMER PORNOGRAPHY.
IN FACT, UTAH LABELED PORNOGRAPHY A PUBLIC HEALTH
HAZARD LAST YEAR.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT AND THINK ABOUT THIS IS
MORMONS IN UTAH BECAUSE THEY HAVE SUCH A BIG POPULATION, I
ALWAYS THINK ABOUT THE SHOW BIG LOVE BECAUSE I USED TO WATCH IT
I WAS ON AN EPISODE OF BIG LOVE.
WHEN I THINK ABOUT IS THE LITTLE GIRLS THAT ARE HAVE TO GET
MARRIED TO THE OLDER MEN BECAUSE THEY MARRIED THE YOUNG GIRLS IN
THE RELIGION.
I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD WANT THOSE GIRLS TO BE EDUCATED.
JUST FOR THE RECORD, I COME FROM MORMONS AND THOSE
WOULD BE HER FRENCH MORMONS.
THE CHURCH HAS OUTLAWED POLYGAMY.
I COME FROM SEVENTH-DAY ADVENTIST.
MY MOM IS MORMON.
WE KNOW IS LESS DATA
MY MOM HOLES FAMILY IS MORMON BUT THOSE ARE NOT THE VERSION OF
MORMONISM THAT EXISTED ON BIG LOVE.
MY MOM LEFT THE CHURCH WHEN SHE WAS 21, SHE TRIED TO LEAVE WHEN
SHE WAS 18 AND THEY WOULD LETTER, THEY WAITED IN SO SHE
WAS 21 AND THEY EXCOMMUNICATED HER.
PARENTS ALSO SHOULD NOT BE, IF I'M RUNNING SCHOOLS, YOU
CAN'T OPT OUT OF SEX EDUCATION.
IT'S A CLASS.
YOU HAVE TO TEACH IT.
IT'S IMPORTANT.
IT'S AMONG THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS THEY LEARN AND I'M
NOT GOING TO TURN A KID LOOSE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT GOING
TO DO IT EITHER.
IF YOU WANT AUGMENTIN AT HOME BY EXPLAINING IT MORE, HAVE
ADDED THE YOU CAN'T OPT OUT OF LITERATURE.
THEY HAVE SEX EDUCATION BUT THEY ARE TEACHING
ABSTINENCE ONLY WHICH IS THE ISSUE.
THAT WORKS.
WE KNOW THAT IN SOME NEED DIFFERENT CASES WHEN YOU
HAVE ABSTINENCE ONLY SEX EDUCATION YOU HAVE HIGHER
RATES OF PREGNANCY AND STDS.
WHEN YOU MAKE TRY STATES AND STUFF LIKE THAT YOU SEE THE
NUMBER OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES GO UP.
A CREATE SHAME PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND, THEY ARE NOT
EDUCATED SO THEY SNEAK AROUND AND THEY DO THINGS THEY
SHOULDN'T.
THEIR SLOGAN AT SEX BECAUSE THEY ARE PEOPLE.
IT'S SO SEXY.
JUST BECAUSE I KNOW A LOT OF YOU LIKE TO CORRECT ME ON
TWITTER, THAT WAS A BIG LOVE JOKE WENT WRONG.
I DON'T THINK THAT EVERYBODY IN UTAH IS AN IGNORANT MORMON
THAT IS TRYING TO SELL OFF THEIR NINE YOUR OWN DAUGHTER BUT
THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED NOT BIG LOVE.
THE FOUNDER OF MORMONISM LITERALLY LOOKED INTO A HAT AND
SAID THAT HE HEARD MESSAGES FROM GOD, I'M PARAPHRASING, AND
THE MESSAGE WAS: IT TURNS OUT, I CAN SLEEP WITH 12-YEAR-OLDS
AND NO ONE ELSE CAN.
I CAN SHOW IT TO YOU, IT ONLY SPEAKS TO ME.
THAT WORKED.
AGAIN, THEY WISED UP IN THE 20TH
CENTURY AND DECIDED YOU KNOW ABOUT PEOPLE
CAN GO TO HEAVEN.
BUT PEOPLE COULDN'T GO TO HEAVEN IN THE 70S.
AND THEY CAN BE PRIESTS NOW.
AS AN APOLOGY, HERE IS A TABERNACLE CHOIR.