.....when they realised what I was doing with the cucumber,
they threw me out the shop, and told me I should seek help.
Interesting.
Hi, I am Hugh Jass, and I'm joined by award-winning feminist author, Mary Hinge.
Hello, Mary,
and welcome.
Hello, Hugh, and thank you.
You have a very interesting lesson for us today,
but let's get your latest promotion out the way first,
let's hear it.
I have released my own brand of cosmetics, it's called, "Mary's Vertical Smile Collection",
I even have a slogan.
What is the slogan?
"Because You Are Worthless"
That's catchy.
Do you have anything
that would help me with my crow's feet?
no, it's all just the same ineffective cream in different containers.
Women are obsessed with appearance, and I am taking advantage of this fact by taking
the gullible fools for all the cash I can get.
Good luck.
Thank you.
It will be okay,
so long as no one eats the cream, as it causes brain damage.
The person who ate it during testing
completely lost the use of their brain, and now all they can do is lick windows, repeatedly
slap their own head, or upload videos to YouTube.
How tragic,
I will just keep my crow's feet then.
Okay, on with today's lesson, please tell us about it.
Certainly, as everyone knows
you have to hate men
to be in the feminist club, and you also have to despise children.
Their vile hatred for children is blindingly obvious to anyone.
They are the only people on the planet who hate children so much, they encourage gullible
young women to have abortions, just so that there are less children in the world.
I want to explain why they hate children so much.
Their hatred for children is certainly obvious,
but why do feminists hate them so much?
There are many reasons,
some small, some big, some outright horrendous.
I will start with one of the main reasons,
as we know,
feminists control governments by claiming to represent women,
and governments always pander to women as they are the most gullible voter, so governments
always give feminists what they want to secure women's votes.
With this in mind, it explains why feminists hate the family unit so much,
as a family unit usually means a man is in charge, and not the government.
This is reason number one why feminists hate children, because children are needed to have
a family unit,
which removes a lot of power from the hands of feminist-controlled governments.
So fear of losing power is one reason,
any more?
Yes, one of the minor reasons is the simple fact that children prove to the world
the very thing feminists do not want the world to know.
And what is that?
That men are needed to keep the human race going,
that they are useful for something other than money.
We certainly are.
Any more reasons?
Of course.
Following on from the last one, another reason is the fact that almost 50% of all
children are male,
and are therefore automatically hated by feminists, based on the way they were born.
Scumbags.
Any more?
Certainly.
The likelihood
that they will have less people interested in their indoctrination and lies to attain
victimhood,
you see, a mother has her hands full, so has far less time
to listen to feminist bullshit,
and a child is far more interested in custard, than feminist lies that give women victim
status.
Not just children,
everyone is more interested in custard
than what feminists have to say.
Any more reasons?
Absolutely.
Jealousy is a big reason, but there are so many reasons for feminists being jealous of
children, I will try to go through as many as possible.
Society always has, and always will
view children as more important than women, a fact that eats away at feminists,
because they want women to be viewed as the most important, and they know that will never
happen.
Not on my shift.
What other inane reasons are there for their jealousy?
The slight difference in responsibility, as children have less responsibility than women.
It's a difference that's barely noticeable,
but children don't get held to full account for their negative actions, whereas women get
held to account on a very small scale,
but still more so than children.
Any more?
Yes, people tend to like children,
feminists on the other hand.....
True.
I know one group of people who love feminists.
Who?
Cannibals.
What other reasons for their jealousy?
No one calls children on their ignorance, as it's natural for children to be ignorant about
most things,
but feminists are always called on their pig ignorance, hence their invention of
shaming language.
Lowlifes.
Any more?
Yes, one of the most anti-feminist things about children, is that they are happy most of the
time, and always want to have fun, and this makes feminists jealous,
because they wouldn't know what fun was if it fell on top of them.
I wish it would fall on top of them,
in the shape of a grand piano.
Any more reasons?
Yes, children have attention thrown at them
without begging for it, whereas feminists are always begging for attention, and no one gives
a rat's ass about them.
True that.
Any more?
Certainly.
No one loses respect for children when they have a tantrum, or cry over the slightest
thing,
feminists on the other hand.....
Childish morons.
What other reasons are there?
Most young children have a genuine reason for being filthy, and smelling of shit,
feminists on the other hand.....
What a vomit-inducing bunch.
Any more reasons for their jealousy?
One more,
and it's probably the main reason that feminists are jealous of children.
The simple fact that children get treated like children,
this is a dream come true for feminists, and probably most women,
to be treated like children.
It eats away at feminists that children get this treatment without having to ask for it.
What horrible witches.
You said there were horrendous reasons for feminists hating children,
what are they?
There are two horrendous reasons.
The first is the fact that if a child exists,
then that means the mother didn't have an abortion, and is therefore not a real feminist.
Absolutely monstrous.
What is the other horrendous reason?
If a child exists,
then it means there's more chance of a feminist lie being blown apart, that lie being that
women don't do anything wrong.
You see,
mothers murder their children far more than fathers do,
a fact that feminists try their best to sweep under the carpet, and because of this fact,
they know that a child means there is more chance of yet another child being murdered by their
mother,
blowing apart the feminist myth
that women do nothing wrong.
Yes,
women have certainly gained a reputation for being cruel to children,
anyone with a brain can see that.
They certainly have, and it's a reputation they have fully earned.
Definitely.
Well. Mary.
thank you for the very informative lesson.
No problem, Hugh,
before we go,
I have a joke for you.
Okay,
let's hear it.
What do you have, if you have fifty men's rights activists buried up to their necks in sand?
I don't know.
Not enough sand.
Until next time, goodbye.