Teams react to the Champions League Draw 22-23
Ajax, Napoli and Rangers…
Enjoy it boys.
Coz come January we’re going to be in the Europa League...
And next season, the Europa Conference League…
If we're lucky...
It would appear you need a striker!
Siu!
NO!
W@nkers
Gerrard is back bitches!
By choice and not because Aston Villa were about to sack me…
Antony, you have two options: Be a sell out and go play for Un ited in the Europa League (pfft)
Or play for Ajax in the Champions League against…
Ooo, Liverpool, Napoli & Rangers…
Knockout stages guaranteed!
What do you say? Gasp
Siuuu!
Sob
W@nker
Time to show those Liverpool fans what a real world-class right back looks like.
One that can defend!
And one that doesn't wear stupid wires on his head in training
Hello - could somebody open this door please?
Shhh - every body stay quiet
Hello?
I know you’re in there!
W@nkers…
Please
No…
But imagine the goals I’d score against this Europa League standard teams…
No…
Hey boss…
Check out my new hair-do
Jesus Christ…
Okay, it’s a maybe
Siu!
FC Barcelona will be in…
Group C with FC Bayern Munchen
Barcelona - I can’t w-8
Pftt
We humili-8 them again
Pfft haha, humili-8
The scoreline will be more embarrassing than Andrew T-8
Who…
You know.
That cringe-worthy bald guy who says loads of embarrassing stuff in the media
Pep Guardiola?
ARGHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Silence in the audience please!
Sorry.
Pfftt hahah
Please stay calm!
There is nothing to fear!
Okay Robert, go and get the tranquillisers…
Time to remind the world I score goals for a living…
As Sporting Player-Manager, I am thrilled with getting such an easy group.
New Champions League goal-scoring records, here I come!
Get out
But…
OUT!
W@nker…
Frankfurt, Sporting and Marseille… we did qualify for the Champions League, right?
Time to remind Chelsea they should never have sold me…Urghhhh
AC Milan - ja!
We can scout Olivier Giroud twice in the flesh before we lodge a 30m bid in January!
If it’s an ageing sexy striker you need…
Then the position is filled!
No Wankers…
W@nkers
Why bother - they should just give us the trophy now and avoid wasting everyone’s
Ha. I know right.
Ha I know right.
No.
W@nkers
Time to remind the world I score goals for a living…
Oh shucks
An immediate return to Borussia Dortmund?
This draw is more corrupt than our finances
Shhh - keep it down Erling
Sorry boss. It was only a joke…
Ah!
Siu!
No...
W@nker
Ha, no-one cares about the mickey-mouse Champions League.
Yes, master.
It’s so Mickey Mouse!
Wait a min-
I’d like to see Real Madrid trying to win Ligue 1.
Yes, me too master!
Pussies!
Yes!
Pussies!
Yes!
Pussies!
No
W@nker…
Please, Old Lady No
Pretty please
No.I think you should go.
Why?
I don't want this turning into a scene from The Boys.
You should be so lucky!
Wanker!
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