hello everybody welcome to my asmr relaxing painting acne reducing anxiety
clearing tingled 40-hour live stream meditation session alcoholics anonymous- hi
it's DIVYA G "what does the G stand for?" I hear absolutely nobody ask. The G
stands for grumpy :( today you join me in my living room... if this is the living
room then why am i dead? an oxymoron. so you know those days when
the Walmart yodelling boy meme just stops satisfying you :( and just the
infinite and endless scrolling through social media it just feels a little bit
futile and stops filling the bottomless void inside your black bitter broken
heart
and it sounds hard to believe but those days where sometimes you just can't BOP (to the top)
to BTS - BEGIN. You know like... sometimes you can't avoid the inevitable
or or you know those days where you just need to... stop crying and looking at all
the revision that you need to do you ERM- *clears throat*. Sometimes you just need to have a break? You know have
banter with Bob Ross. I went to Starbucks once and now I'm poor for life and I
can't afford any easel. Hahaha sponsormehobbycraft
so here's one that I made earlier(!!!!) Wow.
why does he look like my Twitter profile picture? hmm so yeah let's just get
started hEUEHHUEHUEH. So "intergalactic god of art" what's this?
Google can't find? um did you mean Bob Ross. I think we should go for 'a lonely
retreat' because you know having no friends that's the social media
narrative (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) IT'S OK because I have you know leftover piece of cardboard from my
ramen boxes (health is a lifestyle). So you know: reduce reuse recycle.
You think I'd ever pay full price for anything? Hahaha you were wrong.
Ok but listen to this ASMR tho *tingletinglejinglepringle*
Oh Lord it's fine it's Impressionism. um so this
is my piece it's called "White" and it's a metaphorical representation of the
Hollywood industry and the media. (noshadebutyouknow) :) how does he make it blurry?
I don't understand what he's doing. Why isn't it blending?
This is not- this is not what we- what we want. BUT IT'S OKAAAYYY because it's "Art" you know?
I even made a list of topics to talk about just in case you know I run out of
things to say, which would be very useful in a real life would it not? Because you
know there's moments where you're having a conversa- *Divya notices that the sky is both blue, green and yellow and is shook* and you just like you
just it just it's just silent... and you don't know what to say but it's just
like this anxiety filled void and you're just there like "do I speak to fill the
silence or do I let the silence speak" *deep thoughts* I don't understand how like daily vloggers
do this everyday like what does Zoella talk about for 40 minutes straight?
THIS IS GREEN! why is the sky green?! (Green is not a creative colour) Oh lordE.
I don't have brown I'm not trying
to be racist but I don't have brown in my palette. I mean it's like it's kind of
Brown. Oh my god she's beautiful :'o
We are tapping the brown and the blue - I think *vigorously wipes brush*
WHAT?! Oh Lord
One thing I still can't do is phone calls
from like anonymous callers because I don't know if I'm gonna pick up the
phone and someone's gonna be on the other end like "have you checked on the
children" and I'm gonna be like "no????? I haven't checked on the children. I'm
just an unfertilized egg.. what children??? am i prAgnEnt?" I actually can't multitask
like who said women are good at multitasking cuz that's a myth boI. this
is supposed to be relaxing WHY AM I stressED
like it won't even be anything they'll ask simple questions like 'oh yeah
what's your name' and then suddenly I'm like
what is my name?? Who am I???
oh I really don't know how he does it. I don't- I do not-
this taking half an hour is like the biggest SCAM I've EvEr SeEn In mY lIfE
The other day I went to the store to get my phone fixed and we went to the carphone
warehouse because that's where I bought it and they told me oh yeah you might
have to pay and I was likepuh0ph0phrr-phrhphrhr did you say pay??????????? so you know like any cheap Asian
we went to the slightly dodgy tech store so as you can tell by my teeth I drink
coffee so like my face is yellow my skin is yellow my teeth are yellow and now my
shirt is also yellow we do anything for the aesthetic here in this channel so my
question whenever I'm buying anything is um first of all is it over five pounds??
if the answer is yes THAT'S EXPENSIVE. okay do I look like I'm made of money???????????? I
mean I know I look like a million dollars but hahahaha *cries* this is not anything like
what it looks.... like
so one time I went to Paris and I got ROBBED. So we obviously
just look like tourists so this waiter comes and grabs my friend and we're like
no we don't want to we don't want to eat here like we were looking for frogs
legs but this this store was giving us you just expenses.... oh what's he doing
rewind hello YouTube rewind *ha ha ha ha* why should my painting have to live up
to your unrealistic beauty standards Bob?! PAHAHA my trees- my trees just look like they
just look like they really need Head and Shoulders and it's got dandruff issues
but *watever*
Just-just SWOOP IT UP just SWOOP sWOop Sw00p sw00p SWOOP
Yeah no. Yeah no. Yeah nooo. Nooo. Yeah no.
*aggressive brush dabbing*
okay anyway so when I went to France continuing on from that story and then
I'm looking at the menu and I'm like oh what do I buy and then I ordered a salad
I'll show you a picture of the salad um and I paid 14 euros (cry with me). The tweet on
Twitter that was like "we're all bottoms to capitalism" and it's just so
true do you ever just think really unrealistically and really unreasonably
like if I hadn't spent that five pounds back in 2007 maybe I'd be maybe I'd be
rich right now like because your social anxiety just stops you from confronting
people it's like when I was at Starbucks I was prepared to pay two pounds for my
coffee but I obviously didn't read the menu and I said medium they obviously
thought I meant grande and didn't mean ariana grande you know I don't need the
grande. I thought grande it meant big in Spanish apparently not. The long story
short I ended up paying like three quid for- for black coffee and now I'm poor and I
just I was just too awkward to say "no I don't actually want to buy that"
WHYYYYY ARE WE LIIKKKE THIISSSSSSSSSSS
in other news I'm trying to get into kpop. so I am currently trying to
learn all the members of BTS and my friend was like who is your bias who
is your bias who's your bias I was like "mmmy bi-bia". I went to a very reliable source to tell me
what my bias was BuzzFeed quizzes and apparently me and RM you know rap
monster are just meant to be??? obviously that makes a lot of sense considering I
have you know released a diss track and you know my rapping skills are just you
know //"what's wrong with the world mama"// just like onions you know humans have
layers this painting also has layers but we just gotta HIDE ALL OF OUR EMOTIONS
just keep on layering keep on hiding it dig it deep don't let anyone
know what your true feelings are *except for twitter* just keep on keep on painting just yes mmhm
more peaks. peak times.
mix mix mix mix mix mix
haha little mix hahaha little mix
okay
More paint on the brush. More paint. MORE PAINT.
like old weathered wood same old dirty brush mmm
dirty brush? kinky
a little bit more white.
I just didn't look at the screen for literally 30 seconds and suddenly there is a tree
oh oh hey do we really need a tree in our lives with a global warming you know
I think we should give the house a little bit of EYES give it a bit of character
because you know I already messed up we might as well just make it worse!!! (LIFE MOTTO) so this
is my BTech imitation piece me versus the girl she tells you not to worry
about. This is the crap that your three year old son brings home from school one day
and you have to smile and pretend like it's the most amazing thing you've ever
seen then they're like mommy mommy look at what I made and you're like
Wow... son.
Time to call it a day. I think. Mhm. Mmm.
XY where is the correlation
Wow let's sort it by
most popular because we out here bouT the trends in this channel you know like erm.
What? No..
Pfft? shades of GREY? my channel is not r-rated... yet maybe next Valentine's Day
when I stop taping dates to my ceiling ERM.
DO I?
Phthalo blue? PHHTHALALALALO BLUE.
I should probably also lay down some
newspaper on second thoughts um do we even have any newspaper who has a
newspaper nowadays when you have twitter do you know what I mean?