[MUSIC PLAYING]
Listen, we're on premium cable twice a week now.
Yeah, and it's gotten really hard to find
time to take care of ourselves.
That's why we got one of the busiest
bosses in the game, Gabrielle Union,
to show us how self care is done.
Don't worry. She left the baby at home.
You know I'm saying?
I don't even know if we in the right hood, bro.
I only come down here to get fake Gucci.
So I don't think this is right.
Welcome.
Gabrielle Union house.
Welcome.
My fam good to see you again.
Welcome--
What's good?
--to Yan May Foot Spa.
OK, this is--
My spot.
This is your spot?
This is my spot.
I do not come to New York without coming
to Yan May Foot Spa.
Do you-- you still have money though, right?
We're still good.
OK, so what are we going to do here today?
We're going to get some foot rubs.
So, Gabrielle, since we've last seen you,
what have you been up to?
Man, oh, I had a baby.
Congrats. MERO: Yeah!
[CLAPPING] Yeah!
Congrats.
What's it like being a mother?
You know what, I don't know what I'm doing.
I never babysat.
Like I'd mow your lawn before I babysat your child.
So I'm like come on, baby, let's figure this out.
Yeah, baby, do your thing.
Baby, baby--
Do some baby stuff.
--do baby stuff.
Yeah, so I just been figuring it out.
DESUS: So you have a new show out.
"LA's Finest."
- Congrats. - Thanks.
Who's in that with you?
Jessica Alba.
DESUS: I know her.
Well, I don't know her in real life.
But I know her.
- That's lit. - Yeah.
DESUS: Are you guys the cops in it?
We're detective's.
DESUS: Oh, excuse me.
We're detectives.
Really, like in the bad boys universe.
So there's huge action sequences, and then funny,
and then a bit of sexy.
Gotcha.
Any explosions?
Oh, all kinds of explosions, car crashes.
Mad shit blown up?
GABRIELLE UNION: Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I like to see.
Listen, I've seen the Gatorade commercial.
Who goes harder really in the gym?
We do different things.
Like I didn't like injure Rondo and Kobe
in like an all-star game.
So I have different goals.
But no, I go harder.
I go longer.
I go harder. - OK.
What's you're thing in the gym?
You ever try the-- what is it-- the Peloton?
Have you ever used it?
That's like a fancy one.
It's like a new, fancy--
Wait, is that an elliptical?
- Isn't it like a new thing? - I don't think--
- It's a-- - A newer cardio machine.
Oh, the new one they have?
I was talking about the bike thing.
Yeah, it's a bike.
Oh, I don't like--
like I don't do Soul Cycle.
OK, I don't know why no one wants to admit it.
Like if as-- it hurts my vagina.
DESUS: OK.
MERO: The actual bike on the seat?
The bike.
The seat.
It's not--
It is not comfortable.
It's not vagina friendly at all.
- No. - Wow.
I was like why?
Why are we here?
Why are we here, kids?
Can we get vagina friendly seats
on these bicycle's, please?
DESUS: Yeah. Also it's called Soul Cycle--
Like it should be like beach cruiser seats.
Yeah, it's called Soul Cycle.
Not a lot of soul in the classes I've seen.
MERO: Nah.
DESUS: She is touching parts of my soul right now.
MERO: Yo, seriously.
I'm like, I'm having trouble focusing.
How do you feel?
Exposed, tender.
GABRIELLE UNION: A little vulnerable.
Very vulnerable.
GABRIELLE UNION: Mm-hmm.
I might cry.
Yeah.
This is our Barbara Walters moment.
Yeah, it's wild.
DESUS: Spill some Hollywood tea.
Listen--
DESUS: Give us some secrets that someone
trusted you to take to the grave and just be like casually going
to say it on "Desus & Mero."
Hit the uh--
Got any dirt on Obama?
- No. - Damn.
No, though the first time I met him,
he was a junior senator.
And Hill Harper was having a dinner party,
and he told us all to bring dishes.
But he didn't say perhaps the future president of the United
States is going to be there.
And I brought what I wanted to eat, which was tuna casserole.
OK.
And that's what I served--
President Obama.
--the future president of the United States.
Did he say anything?
No, he ate it.
Was he like, who the hell made this tuna casserole?
What the fuck is this shit?
No, he was like--
he's as cool as we thought he was.
Oh, shit.
This foot stuff--
wow.
Is there a remake of "Bring It On" coming out or something?
But I think there's like six or seven.
Yeah, that's not even in my universe.
I was just in the original.
Yeah.
It's like at that point after it's like--
But did they not bring you back for like--
Well, it's like--
--for like a cameo or like--
Did John Travolta and Olivia Newton John
come back for "Grease Two"?
No, they didn't.
I learned a lot more about the plot from "Grease"
from the Ja Rule and Ashanti video.
MERO: That's true. DESUS: Yeah.
GABRIELLE UNION: Often I get my shit mistakened for Ashanti.
I got mistakened for Luke James the other night.
GABRIELLE UNION: I can see it. MERO: Yeah, no, joke.
DESUS: I can't. GABRIELLE UNION: I can see it.
DESUS: I can't, and the lady that made a mistake hugged me.
So I know she was 1,000% in the wrong.
- Yeah, she-- - Was she black?
--felt terrible.
No?
So, Luke, I guess were doppelganger's.
MERO: Yeah, shoutout to Luke James.
I love Luke James.
And then later in that night that same lady put me on stage
and was like, damn, Will Smith, you're
struggling with diabetes, and I was like wow, wow, really?
Will got the sugar.
Really?
GABRIELLE UNION: Will got the sugar.
I look like Will with the sugar?
Oh, man, this is amazing.
DESUS: I'm feeling good.
That technique-- you guys--
I see that.
--familiar with that technique?
That's how I do it.
I'm not.
Got to use both hands on the tree.
So--
GABRIELLE UNION: Thank you.
Thank you.
MERO: Yo, this is beautiful. This is like--
DESUS: Gabrielle, thank you for showing--
- Thank you, guys. - --us the spot.
We definitely are going to come back.
You're welcome.
This is so good.
This like a more swagged out version of Soul Cycle.
Except we don't have to do anything.
- We don't do anything at all. - No.
There's no physical exertion.
This is great.
This is perfect.
Oh, so beautiful.
Thank you to Gabrielle Union, and thank you to our friends
right here.
You know what I'm saying?
Yan Man Foot Spa.
Joey Crack, Luke James, Ashanti, what's good?
We super glue.
You know what I'm saying?
Will Smith type 2 diabetes. We out here.
Catch us. We're rolling loud next year.
Ah, ah, ah.
Make sure you watch that reunion at LA's
finest on Spectrum on demand.
And get your feet scrubbed. It's nice.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't have the ugly heels and shit.
Feels very good.