♪ Who we introducing ♪
♪ Here's my cousin Keisha and she has a lotta cash ♪
♪ And she paid me $50 to see me whip DJ D-Wrek's ass ♪
(audience cheering) ♪ At the family reunion ♪
♪ Who we introducing ♪
(bell dinging)
(audience cheering and applauding)
- (clears throat) Mr. Cannon!
- Yes, Bobby? - How ya doing, man?
I think this would fall under the geography subject, okay?
- All right.
- So, the oldest living tree is 4,843 years old, right?
- Okay.
- Now the oldest cast member
in Godfrey is 152 years old, right?
(Godfrey laughing) (audience laughing)
So we all know with Godfrey's old ass,
see he right there, you know what I mean, dying.
(audience laughing)
And where's this tree located though?
- All right, well first off, I would challenge
Godfrey being the oldest cast member,
and say it's DJ D-Wrek's old ass.
(audience laughing)
- Nah, nuh-uh.
- Nah.
- I'm gonna give you the answer to your question.
It's gonna be California.
Where old ass D-Wrek is from.
(audience laughing) - Hey, hey.
Good trees, old trees, that's where they at, baby.
(audience cheering) - They got the best trees.
- Boy, you know something, hey now.
(audience applauding and cheering)
- Settle class, we have a long day today.
Welcome to Science Studies Mathematics
Reading class 101, okay?
Now, as you can see I have this globe here.
Mr. Nicholas Cannon, how are you, buddy?
- Good, I'm good. How are you? - Scholar. Scholar.
This question should be very easy for you.
The width of the Earth
is approximately 12.742 million meters.
There's only one other sphere that is greater than
or equal to the size of the Earth.
Is that sphere A, Mars, B, Jupiter,
C, Saturn, or D, J D-Wrek's head?
(audience laughing)
- You know what?
That's a tough one,
I'm gonna have to go with DJ D-Wrek's head.
- And you are correct Mr. Nicholas Cannon.
(audience cheering) Thank you.
♪ Baby daddy, baby mama ♪
♪ Yo who wants the drama ♪
- DJ D-Wrek's baby mama is so old.
- [Audience] How old is she?
- When she left the museum the alarm went off.
- Oh! (audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzing)
- What do you mean?
- Because he said like, she was an exhibit in the museum.
- I understood what he was saying,
it just wasn't funny. - Like prehistoric.
(audience cheering) - Oh, wow thank you.
Oh, thanks. Thank you.
Look, I'm really sorry.
But this relationship is kind of
like DJ D-Wrek in between seasons of Wild N' Out.
It's just not working at all.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- That's not true.
That's not true at all.
- Tyga! I know-
- I ain't with the bull (beep) man.
- Hold on, hold on. We had this conversation.
Tyga and D-Wrek,
they said they wasn't really feeling the bull.
They said they like, too masculine for this.
And D-Wrek over there making us fall,
giving us all these hard ass words.
I think we wanna see you ride this damn bull.
(crowd cheers in agreement)
♪ Why you bull spittin' ♪
Here we go.
♪ Why you bull spittin' ♪
(crowd laughs)
That's awful. Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
(crowd cheering)
- Do the Idiot Boy.
(reggaton music)
♪ You ♪
- [Nick] It's kinda dope though.
♪ You ♪
(bell dings)
- Do the Jerk.
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
(audience cheers)
(bell dings)
- Oh, we can top that.
- [DJ D-Wrek] Y'all can do better than that.
- Watch this you ready?
♪ Eat that ass up ♪
(bell dings) ♪ Eat that ass up ♪
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can we cancel, clearly the bell button?
'Cause you're giving everything a bell when its whack.
(bell buzzes)
Can we cancel you?
Can we cancel your mom for having you?
Can we cancel God for even thinking of you?
Can we cancel anything that has anything to do
with DJ D-Wrek or else I'm going to cancel my damn self
for being this close to you?
Can I cancel me for being close to you?
Can I cancel anything that has anything
to do with DJ D-Wrek?
(bell rings)
♪ Creeping in the dark ♪
♪ I was creeping through the dark and what did I find ♪
♪ I saw an out of work DJ out of his prime. ♪
♪ Creeping in the dark ♪
(audience laughs) (bell buzzes)
♪ Creeping in the dark ♪
(Nick intimating DJ sounds)
♪ Creeping in the dark ♪
- Your scene is the Stone Age.
- What's up bro?
Nah, I'm at the hospital that DJ D-Wrek was born at.
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
♪ There's a hater in the house ♪
♪ Should I get 'em ♪
♪ Let's get 'em ♪
♪ There's a hater in the house ♪
♪ Should I get 'em ♪
♪ Let's get 'em ♪
- I guess I'll pop it off.
Camera man, can you go ahead and uh,
please I want the camera
on the biggest hater of me, DJ D-Wrek.
Put the camera on DJ D-Wrek, with your old ass.
You decided to pay tribute
by dressing like a Nintendo 64 logo.
Stupid ass boy, Uno draw four dressing ass.
I bet when you looked in the mirror with that outfit on
you said, "I'm about to change the game, literally."
Stupid ass boy, I'm on your ass.
(audience laughing and cheering)
(imitates Super Mario Bros theme)
(bell dings)
(imitates Super Mario Bros theme)
- This person should lose their job immediately.
(All yelling)
- Well, go ahead, I'll wait.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
(buzzer rings)
- Who is DJ D-Wrek?
- Yeah.
(audience groans) (bell buzzes)
- I was gonna say the same thing.
Bruh is terrible.
(bell buzzes)
DJ double A RP.
(bell buzzes)
DJ my back.
(bell buzzes)
DJ my knee.
(bell buzzes)
DJ... Ah.
(bell buzzes) (crowd applauds)
- [DJ D-Wrek] All right.
World events that happened the year DJ D-Wrek was born.
(audience cheers) (bell rings)
- What is he DJ'ed the Boston Tea Party?
(bell dings)
- What is Juneteenth?
(audience groans) (bell rings)
(buzzer rings)
- What is the Big Bang?
(bell dings)
- Your answer is, signs that tell you he's broke.
- [Nick] Boy, you're fast.
- (laughs) What is he's still the DJ on Wild N' Out?
(audience laughs and groans)
(bell dings)
- Your answer is ways people show their age
without saying how old they are.
(buzzer rings)
- What is, DJing Wild N' Out for 17 seasons?
- And hosting.
(audience laughs)
(bell dings)
- Your answer is excuses D-Wrek gives
for still being on Wild N' out.
(buzzer rings)
- What is medical and dental benefits?
(audience laughs)
- That's true, I'm good. That's good.
(bell dings)
(buzzer rings)
- What is then he'd actually have to learn how to DJ?
(audience groans and laughs)
- I'm gonna ahead and touch this button right here.
(bell dings)
Okay, let's move on.
- What is because you don't have no other friends?
(buzzer buzzes)
- Or other jobs.
- All right, we're gonna move on.
- Shut up.
So I can state the obvious.
(buzzer rings)
What is this is the only job I have
and I'm homeless?
(audience laughs)
- Don't put his business on TV.
- Nah we got to.
Y'all over here making up stuff.
Be real. He sleeps at that DJ booth.
- [Participant] I knew! (bell buzzes)
- Your answer is songs on DJ D-Wrek's favorite playlist.
- What is
♪ I got the whole world ♪
♪ On my neck ♪
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
- What is Gigolo 'cause you're Nick Cannon's bitch?
(audience screams)
- The crowd liked that one.
- What is
♪ You'll never find blah blah blah blah ♪
♪ A forehead like mine ♪
(bell dings)
(buzzer rings repeatedly)
- ♪ I like big heads and I cannot lie. ♪
(bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - What is
♪ This old man ♪
♪ He played one ♪
♪ He play knick-knack for (bleep) ♪
(Nick beatboxes)
♪ - [Crowd] With a knick-knack, paddywhack, ♪
♪ Give a dog a bone ♪
♪ This old man came rolling home ♪
(bell dings repeatedly)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Is dumb as hell ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
(audience laughs and cheers)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
(buzzer buzzes)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name He-Man ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I hate D-Wrek ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- You stupid.
(buzzer buzzes)
♪ It's my birthday ♪
♪ My name is Nick ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Ain't no one flyer ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ If I get a buzzer ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ D-Wrek you fired ♪
(bell buzzes)
(crowd cheering)
- Any other DJ's in the house?
Anybody want to DJ?
(bell rings)
(horns blare)
♪ And kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is side hustle.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Ayo Emmanuel ♪
♪ We talking 'bout side hustles ♪
♪ You know I got the bootleg Js and girl's bundles ♪
♪ You got the bundles ♪
♪ Man that sounds fun ♪
♪ Can you hook me up with two ♪
♪ 'Cause my girl need some ♪
♪ I said your girl needs some ♪
♪ Bro I got what ya need ♪
♪ Matter fact I'm selling some of Nick's old CDs ♪
♪ I'm cool on those but I can tell you what I need ♪
♪ Friday my favorite movie ♪
♪ I need one, two and three ♪
♪ Aye one, two and three ♪
♪ For me that ain't a struggle ♪
♪ But DJ D-Wrek really needs a side hustle ♪
♪ I was thinking the same thing ♪
♪ The bell and buzzer got to go ♪
♪ Nick Cannon ♪
♪ Get your man on another show ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
♪ And kill it, and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is balding.
♪ We just got balding ♪
♪ That is the best ♪
♪ The baldest one here ♪
♪ Is DJ D-Wrek ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek ♪
♪ Is that what you said ♪
♪ He look like he left his hairline in the bed ♪
♪ Left in the bed ♪
♪ That's what you mean fool ♪
♪ He left his hairline way back in preschool ♪
♪ Back in preschool that's a fact ♪
♪ Aye DJ D-Wrek ♪
♪ Why don't you take off your hat ♪
♪ Take off your hat ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek won't you take off your hat ♪
♪ Take off your hat ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek ♪
(crowd erupts)
(bell dings repeatedly)
- Let's go!
My boy, my boy. Toot-toot.
♪ Toot-toot ♪
- (laughs) Boy you dumb as hell, boy.
(audience laughs)
My man, nah, nah this ain't no bad question.
It's real. It's real
You know, you employ all of us man.
You know what I mean?
Feed my family.
Black Squad take care,
Red Squad taken care of y'all.
You know what I mean?
You employ that dude.
- [Nick] That's my guy.
- Y'all cool.
Loyalty. Eleven years.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
But if you had a choice,
you either gotta fire DJ D-Wrek or cancel Wild N' Out...
(crowd groans)
- He's outta here!
(crowd applauding)
- Hoo! You know how it goes.
♪ This old man ♪
♪ He played one ♪
♪ He played knickknack on my ♪
- Nah!
- Aye DJ Khalid couldn't be here
so give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- Drop the beat!
(horn blares)
♪ This old man ♪
♪ Be fitting them hits ♪
♪ This old man still working for Nick ♪
♪ This old man can't get out the bed ♪
♪ 'Cause this old man got a big ass head ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek ♪
♪ Aah ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek ♪
♪ Aah ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek ♪
♪ Aah ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek ♪
♪ Aah ♪
♪ See he been here before and I'm not even psychic ♪
♪ He can't even scratch a record 'cause he got arthritis ♪
♪ This old man ♪
♪ This man right here ♪
♪ Hairline goes back 45 years ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek uh ♪
♪ (beep) like 80 uh ♪
♪ He got babies and he back from the grave-y uh ♪
♪ This old man ♪
(bell dinging)
♪ DJ D-Wrek ♪
♪ Aah ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek ♪
♪ Aah ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek ♪
- [Crowd] Black Squad!
♪ DJ D-Wrek ♪
- [Crowd] Black Squad!
- All right Chico, Wild Out.
- [Nick] Wrap it up for me, wrap it up, wrap it up.
(crowd applauds and cheers)
- (imitating Stevie Wonder) For I...
- Your final words are if it ain't broke...
- If it ain't broke, it ain't DJ D-Wrek
'cause you are broke as hell.
♪ DJ D-Wrek is so broke and ♪
♪ DJ D-Wrek is so broke ♪
♪ He don't have any money ♪
(bell ringing repeatedly)
♪ He don't have any money at all ♪
(crowd erupts)
- You know what, uh. Nick Cannon,
I think it's cool what you're doing for DJ D-Wrek, man.
I heard about what happened to him.
He's getting sued and I heard
that you were paying for all of the court costs.
That's what's up for real.
Good friend.
Yes, like I said he's getting sued.
By his pillows.
(crowd laughs) (bell dings)
It's not his fault, not his fault.
He was diagnosed with a rare condition called eat-o-citis.
And what that means is, instead of when you eat foods
swallowing down, you swallow up
and that causes his head to blow.
- [Nick] (murmuring with mouth full)
- Some of the symptoms that they show,
when he sneezes, he does a full front flip.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
He already spit, I need my bell.
- You didn't hear the bell?
- I'll ring your bell, big head ass.
(audience claps and cheers)
- And the award goes to, DJ D-Wrek.
That's me.
(audience laughs)
- Whoa! Hold it up.
(DJ D-Wrek laughing)
(audience laughing) (DJ D-Wrek laughing)
My head is not that big.
- I'd to thank y'all for the head in the game award.
And I'm not gonna take up to much of your time,
I just wanna say shout out to all my hats.
I know we've been through a lot
and I know sometimes I can be much of a headache.
Thank y'all for putting up with me.
And most importantly, shout out to Nick Cannon, man
because without Nick, I wouldn't be a DJ.
I would just be a wreck. Thank y'all.
(audience laughs and cheers)
(bell dings)
(crowd erupting)
(audience groans)
♪ All right, yo, listen ♪
♪ Wild N' Out's my only job ♪
♪ I know someone could tell ♪
♪ I can't DJ but I can press a buzzer or bell ♪
(bell dings repeatedly)
(crowd laughing and cheering)
♪ Wild Star ♪
♪ Nick Cannon I really can't stand him ♪
♪ You and D-Wrek are a terrible tandem ♪
♪ D-Wrek ♪
♪ This is TV ♪
♪ Why are you dressed like you coach PE ♪
(laughs)
♪ You got on a red waist trainer ♪
♪ I ain't never seen that ♪
♪ Real talk ♪
♪ Listen and I mean that ♪
♪ Look I'm gonna tell you it looking scary ♪
♪ You look like a nasty ass strawberry ♪
♪ You got that (beep) from the bottom of the bag ♪
(bell buzzes)
♪ When you bite it you wishing that you never had ♪
♪ I'm rapping on this beat with your bald headed ass ♪
♪ And you be hating on whatever 'cause you really trash ♪
♪ And you ain't never had no job ♪
♪ You hating on the Red and the Black Squad ♪
♪ Every time you wanna rap (beep) ♪
♪ Take a nap (beep) ♪
♪ Ace squad, look don't give me that (beep) ♪
♪ 'Cause I don't (beep) with you ♪
♪ Nick don't (beep) with you ♪
♪ Listen you like Cliff Huxtable ♪
(audience groans) ♪ You was good ♪
♪ But now your ass going back to the hood ♪
♪ Walkin' ass ♪
(bell dings)
(horns blare)
♪ Walkin ass ♪
(crowd cheering)
- I think that was all about you D-Wrek.
- [Guest] I'm getting tired of this (beep) man.