[baby coos]
What are you doing here?
Honey! I'm home.
[fart]
Damn, that's a big bitch.
Come dance the bachata with us.
Continuously - Always
Everyday - All the time
Forever.
Uh! Ow!
Nooo!
Oh my god!
This place is giving me the creeps. We can't stay. I'm seeing people, John.
You're being paranoid, honey. This place is great. It's probably just your left over pregnant fluids making you crazy.
Well maybe if you hadn't slept with every single co-ed that came into your office while I was pregnant with your child,
we wouldn't have had to move here in the first place.
It's not my fault, they came onto me. I don't know how many-
Damn girl, is that a new cloak? You are looking like a sinner and I'm ready to for your confessions.
I've gotta get out of here!
Hello.
AHHHHHH!
Hola!
The water's great.
AHHHHHHHH!
Ew.
[groaning]
So now that you're dead, does that vow of celibacy still stand?
Howdy!
Who the fuck are you?
Well I'm obviously Zooey Deschanel from New Girl. It's terrifying how quirky I am.
Wow wow wow
Wonka wonka wonka
Boys don't like me because I'm just too quirky!
Wowza!
Oh! Wow that's smarts!
No, no, no
Ahhh! Ow! No!
I vant to suck your-
Oh oh! Ow! Ahhhhh ohhhhhhh!
I'm so glad you're okay.
Goo goo gah gah mommy, baby hungry.
Nope.
[moans and groans]