Ahhhhh
Eeeeee
Hunny~
Ikhhh
OooOo
No!
OH my GOd
Ooooh
whew
ow.
DICK!
Hey guys how're you? Great? That's Awesome. There was a very weird trend going around. I guess in the [makeup] community
I'm not really sure I don't watch [Youtube] videos
What's Youtube?
What even is that? Who does that? What tubes do they sell? But, of people covering their face in Random Thinga-ma-bobbers.
Jewelry and Cones, and food, I guess, I'm not really sure.
Sprinkles? I think Sprinkles too- it trended- People got views- might as well do it too- right? (nervous laughter) That's all that matters
I'd like to move to a better apartment. So I got to get these numbers up.
[laughs outrageously]
Mac!!
So I went to Twitter. If I can find my phone. Asking you guys if I were to make one of those full face videos
What should I cover my face in? Someone replied:....dick and also [a] full face [of] regret.
So I got it
I got some dick. Here is the dick. Can you see em? Can you see the dick? Naughty Confetti in the shape of penises *haha*
I mean who doesn't like some dick on their face, right? We're all adults here, or some of us are, this video is going to get restricted and probably
demonetized, probably won't be able to afford that new apartment. But Anyways
We're going to go put some dick on my face. Drink every time I say the word dick. It's a pink and purple
Pink and purple dick, so, my two favorite colors - My favorite two dicks. Watch out Barney. Okay this got too inappropriate. I am sorry. Yeah, it's dicking time
*lololololol*
Please block me. I don't know how [people] stick this stuff onto their faces
But I got myself a glue stick, hopefully this works, I have no idea
Ahhhhhh
This is content people've been asking for from me guys this is what people want
So I'm going to give it to you
Airplane...GET IT
First bag of dick
Wheeeee
first penis
♪plays Heaven is a Place on Earth by Belinda Carlisle♪
Wow! Fashion!- this is going to take forever guys. I apologize
lick, lick lick lick
I'm going to put that dick all upon my face like a can of mace
Whaaat cupcake who? cupcake when --
HUMP ME!
Two dicks. Are they right, are they perfect?
It's a dick, ok.
[Sorry if I'm like] quiet for a long time. I just want to get these dicks out of the way
Never thought I'd be saying that.
Three dicks! Four dicks!
I'm already tired
five dicks
So let's talk about stuff
That's not sexual since this video's already too much
For those guys that don't know, I'm starting to do a lot of instagram live videos.
So if you're not following me on Instagram you should go follow me on Instagram @MacDoesIt
And come say hi to me whenever I broadcast. I totally lost count of how many dicks I've had
(On my face.)
(singing) ♪one little two little three little dicky dickys,
♪ four little five little six little dicky dickys ♪
♪seven little eight little nine little dicky dickys♪
♪ten little dicky dickys♪--oh no don't fall on meeee
How about we speed this up? It's already been 13 minutes
And I only have like seven dicks on my face.
Wipe that glue stick, get that third grade project going.
Oh my gosh I'm such a genius. I'm such a genius.
It's already working out so well. So many dicks.
Oh yea, I am also on an episode of
"Search Bar" by Anna Akana and Brad Gage
on the fullscreen app
This video is not sponsered by fullscreen
I'm on episode 11.
LOOK AT ALL THIS DIIICK
HUUUNNNNY
GAGA YASSSS
slaYYYYY
uh-oh [Chinstrap] DONE.
What --? What --? Biiiitch
Biiiitch. Cochella who? ♪plays Heaven is a Place on Earth by Belinda Carlisle♪
Next level, I don't know you guys know
But this is so hard to do looking at a Viewfinder. It's this small.
This is gonna be my prized look. Its getting messy.
It's getting messy when [isn't] dick messy guys haha moral of the story, kids.
Oh my god they're falling
♪Why you coming home?♪
♪5 in the morn' ♪
♪Somethings going on can I smell yo dickssssss?♪
I'm a comedic genius like whoever knew in high school, that I will grow up to have so many dicks on my face
Can you say dream come true as you can see I'm starting to get messy as I'm starting to get impatient
I'm not even halfway down my face. I thought it's gonna be a great idea. You know
I'm gonna take that long make a lot of dick jokes. I can move around a lot. I want to get this done.
Boom! Layer two!
Kinda done. Not really. really messy though. Look at that bitch.
But it's like [some] like drag queen Ru Paul's drag race me walking up in that bitch with a chinstrap made of dicks
I am that extra I had comments in the past about people being very uncomfortable of me expressing my sexuality
So I decided I might as well tone it down you know
I was gonna go with gigantic dildos on my face, but I decided to go with Confetti dicks - so you're welcome conservatives
You can suck all these. I'm gonna go into my bathroom and apply the next few layers in front of a mirror
I'll be right back. Gimme a second. okay update! Bitch
Look at this contour. Can you say professional bitch
P R O F E S S I O N A L
Yes BITCH
Now move on to new layer right now and kind of a disaster if you want to be nice about it is
BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
Look at this highlight. Come through Mac cosmetics. Come through Jeffree Star palette
I should become a makeup artist
Are they falling off my face?
OMG they're falling off my face
Oh my god they're falling! Noooooo stop it!
Whatever okay
If I don't pick these all up and I invite a friend over there's going to be a lot of questions
Oh, I'm such a professional already. Oh no they're falling again!
This side is falling, this side is fine
I just got a Tinder message. Power of the dick
I can't even laugh! wow it is one two three four five layers of dicks
Lets do my nose; is this how beauty gurus do it? this how it's done
♪Four little five little six little dicky dickys♪
Oh no it fell!
This glue stick is probably not healthy for my face, but you know what? For the views right?
I'm getting the hang of this, going faster. Oh
my God I
Have an iTch ooh get it off
Another dick update: are my dicks are falling off my face? My dicks are falling!
Any other updates with my life? I have a Twitter
I'm trying to get verified on that bitch
I'm going to need you to follow. So I can get that (verification). I wanna be famous guys. That's all I want
That's what I'm doing this
Why else would I be putting dicks on my face if I didn't want fame right? Not like im enjoying this.
I feel like I should be making more dick jokes, but they're always so short
Y'all better appreciate this humor I swear to God
We are about to enter my forehead that's going to take an hour on its own
Let's be honest do you see this bitch
I'm not even finished one bag of dicks and I've almost fully covered my entire face
I want someone to ask me the question how many bag of dicks can I take. I can confidently answer: 1
Is that a dick joke? Am I still making them?
Oh, no is another Edge comment. Forehead time motherfucka. Wow when in doubt, put dicks on your face
[oh], my butt is numb. one more [layer] [bitch] more layer hoe yassss
I can smell the finish line. Smells like dick
[oh]
Oh we finished! Are we Gucci? Wow wow dramatic turn! ready ready ready ready? here we go.
Yes bitch
I did it! Full face of dick. This is my smile. This is me smiling right now
I can't smile all the way because the dick might fall off where would life be if your dick fell off, right?
There we go, moral of the story, dick is a great face accessory!
Don't repeat that to your parents. Make sure you watch this video by yourself in the private area away from a lot of people
I feel accomplished! like I can do anything now I can go [out] like this anyways um
Thank you guys so much for watching
It's starting to itch I can't even finish this one bag of dicks! I guess the rumors aren't true
How many bag of dicks can you complete don't answer that what is your favorite color..
of dick? If you could cover your face in something no, no, what did you have for lunch today? (dont say dick)
There we go, leave it in the comments down below. Anyways...
I am mac and don't forget to like comment share and subscribe. I'm smiling right now with my eyes
BWAAaaaAaahh
Okay