I'll lull him to sleep with a lovely lullaby.
Ooh, good idea.
Music soothes the savage beast.
[playing off-key] What the?!
[screaming]
Did I say "soothe"? I guess I meant enrages.
[screaming]
[grunting]
Hold on me dime, boyo.
Eeyah!
[screaming]
Well, that was anticlimactic.
Sea spider! Sea spider!
[roaring]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[struggling]
[grunting]
Oh!
Back! Back!
[whimpering]
Oh! Oh!
[screaming]
[whimpering]
[blowing]
[whimpering]
[grunting]
We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!
Just think what might have happened
if we didn't tell everyone about the monster.
[screaming]
About the what?
[screaming]
[ding]
[screaming]
[ding]
[screaming]
[ding]
[screaming]
[roaring]
[belching]
[growling]
Oh, my! What do we do?
[screaming]
What are those things?
Sea whelks, a pernicious form of sea snail,
have invaded Bikini Bottom and are on the attack,
devouring innocent citizens
and covering the city with purple slime!
Luckily, the Bikini Bottom newsroom is perfectly safe.
This is Bikini Bottom News signing off.
It's the largest Krabby Patty the world has ever seen!
It's... It's...
gorgeous.
Oh, great patty! Take me! Take me home, daddy!
[screaming]
Keep running, it's getting closer!
No, it isn't! Look! Where I'm pointing! It stopped!
Hey, he's right!
[screaming]
[belching]
Could any of you show me how to tie my laces?
Could you, you, you, you, you, or you
show me how to tie a knot?
Could you show me how to tie a simple knot?
[roaring]
Could you show me how to tie my shoes?
Karen! I think I know how we can push Krabs out of business!
We'll lure customers underground with this gorgeous scenery!
- Ugh! - Man, I'm good!
[shrieking]
Cave dwellers!
[shrieking]
Oh!
Get back!
[shrieking]
[whimpering]
That's better.
From now on, you shall be my minions.
Servants to follow my every order!
I decree this kingdom to be called the Chum Caverns,
and may the people of Bikini Bottom
shudder in awe of its Majesty!
[cackling]
Well, this must be it. The lair of the golden eel.
- How could you tell? - She gave me its business card.
Hey, SpongeBob, so you think
this fudgy stuff we're walking in might be the eel's--
Leftover pudding? Yes, I thought that too.
Hold it, SpongeBob. Look.
It's the eel.
Well, nappy time always comes after pudding.
Let's go get the doubloon from his throat before he wakes up.
Good idea, and be careful not to...
Whoa!
He's awake!
[screaming]
[feeble growling]
Look out for his tail!
Quick, find something to...
hide behind.
Ow!
Oh!
[mumbling]
Morning already?
[gasping]
I'm coming, Mr. Krabs! Don't go anywhere!
I really don't have a choice.
Take this!
Ooh!
Good job, laddie!
We're not finished yet!
[gagging]
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
I don't got it.
Stay back! I'm warning you!
All right, now you're just acting silly.
I want you to--
[muffled grunting]
No, don't eat me! I'm too chewy!
[screaming]
[panting]
Holy shrimp! They're everywhere!
[screaming]
- Blarg. - Ah!
[screaming]
I told you that shirt was hideous.
[screaming]
Run for your lives, everyone!
It's the appetizer!
[screaming]
[roaring]
[screaming]
Well, that wasn't familiar.
[belching]
You feeling okay?
'Cause there's sesame seeds growing out of your back.
[groaning]
[belching]
[groaning]
What's going on?
[Sandy groaning] Oh...
I never should've eaten four.
Ugh! Agh!
[belching]
[growling]
The new patties!
They're making everyone change!
[groaning]
Oh! I gotta get out of here!
Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah!
Take off that phony suit, Mr. Krabs!
You're not fooling anybody!
I'm back, fellas!
Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I'm a little busy
trying to pull off this stupid mask of yours.
- Uh, Squidward? - What?
Oh!
[screaming]
We're as good as Yeti food! I blame Squidward!
Guys, do you hear that?
You mean the sound of my own flesh sizzling to a crisp?
No, I'm talking about the sound of a hungry customer.
He doesn't want to eat us for being lazy,
he wants to eat us because he's hungry.
Fellas, leave this to me.
[sniffing]
[chuckling]
Way to go, boy! He loves it!
[rumbling]
Anything else before we shove off?
I want dessert!
W-W-We don't have desserts.
Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies.
That's right, they stole my idea!
My, my, my...
[grunting]
[screaming]
Hey, a chocolate éclair!
Now that looks like dessert to me!
No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
You've got it all wrong, see...
Hey!
[screaming]
[panting]
[roaring]
[panting]
[roaring]
[panting]
[roaring]
Not again!
[roaring]
[screaming]
Squidward, are you okay?
No.
Quick! Jump inside our anti-sea-bear circle
before he comes back.
Yeah. Sea bears often attack more than once.
Are you crazy?
A dirt circle won't stop that monster.
I'm running for my life!
No!
[screaming]
Don't run! Sea bears hate that!
Thanks for the tip.
[SpongeBob] Gary? Gary, are you here?
[whimpering]
Gary?
All right, Gary, you have left me no choice!
[grunting]
Gary!
Meow!
You put Fluffy down right now!
Bad boy, Gary! Bad!
Bad! Bad boy!
Bad! Bad Gary! Bad!
I have told and told you and told you and told you
and told you and... Oh, hello. Are you a friend of Fluffy?
Ouch!
What's going on?
Okay, now this is starting to hurt.
Meow!
This is exactly what I was talking about--
[roaring]
Fluffy!
Fluffy, wait!
Well, Gary, what do you have to say for yourself?
Too bad we couldn't come up with a better costume.
Hmm...
Goodbye, sky.
That's it!
With that seaweed on your head, you could be a...
I know, I know! I could be Mr. Seaweed Monsterman,
and live happily forever after in Bikini Bottom.
Patrick, there already is a Mr. Seaweed Monsterman.
Hey.
Darn!
- Patrick, we did it! - We're not gonna be eaten!
- Hooray for not being eaten! - Hooray!
♪ We're not gonna be eaten! We're not gonna be eaten! ♪
- Hey, SpongeBob? - Yeah, Patrick?
All this not being eaten is making me hungry.
Oh, don't worry.
When we get to the Great Barrier Reef,
we'll eat like kings!
- All right! - All right!
Now put 'er there, Patrick!
Put 'er there!
Ooh, Patrick, have you been using a different moisturizer?
Your hands feel kind of...
[screaming]
[buzzing]
Oh, no, it's just the same old moisturizer I always use.
[mumbling]
Oh, come on, SpongeBob, don't leave me hanging here!
[mumbling]
Let me guess, it's time to start screaming again?
One second.
[camera shutter clicks] Okay, now.
[screaming]
...Stay out of the animal enclosures?!
These are not pets! These are wild animals!
And you can get seriously injured.
These little cuties are dangerous?
[roaring]
Don't be silly.
[roaring]
Nom, nom!
Nom, nom?
Nom, nom!
[growling]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[growling]
Nom, nom!
W-Wait, big, scary monster.
Don't eat Patrick, eat me.
I'm packed with nutrients!
No, eat me!
Don't eat me, eat Squidward!
Wait, what?
[growling]
[whimpering]
Nom, nom!
She loves your jellybeans, Patrick!
I better go while the going's good.
Jellybean!
I can practically taste those Krabby Patties now!
[screaming]
Hey, Mr. Krabs, what happens to Plankton?
He'll just have to wait for nature to take its course.
[laughing]
[belching]
Well, I suppose dear old dad was right.
I should have minored in business administration.
[panting]
[together] Patrick!
Hi, guys!
[gulps] You sure are popular.
I come here every night.
[groaning]
[screaming]
[panting]
[belching]
Hi, Patrick.
Long time no see, man.
Hi, Jennifer. Hi, Chuck.
[sighing]
[whimpering]
Oh, oh!
Good evening.
Whoa!
[screaming] Amuse-bouche, sir?
Isopod fillets sprinkled with polyps
on a bed of seagrass,
drizzled with coral slime and just a soupçon of algae.
[popping]
Don't mind if I do.
Mmh...
Mmh... Mmh, not bad.
[farting]
- Eeh...! - Pardon me.
Eeh!
Well, here we are several months later.
I wonder how the Dutchman and his new girlfriend are doing.
[Flying Dutchman] I can't do it!
She wants to marry me!
I ain't the marrying type.
[shrieking]
[screaming]
Here, kitty kitty.
Oh, who's a good kitty?
[humming]
[sighing]
[humming]
[grunts] Huh?
Uh-uh...?
[hissing]
[screaming]
I hate spiders!
[whimpering]
Ah!
Hyah!
[whimpering]
- Boo. - [screaming]
[whimpering]
[giggling]
Thank you!
Please, no!
Yes! Yes!
Sicketh 'em, boy!
[roaring]
[screaming]
[panting]
Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee.
♪ There once was a dragon So handsome and smart ♪
♪ He let me go free For he had a big heart ♪
Everyone be-eth a critic.
Hiya!
Woo-woo-wah!
Hiya!
No, no, no, no!
[roaring]
[whimpering]
Dead end for you, simpletons!
[cackling]
[roaring]
Wait a second...
[screaming]
Whoa!
[giggling]
Hmm...
As destroyer and transformer,
I transform to destroy you.
[growling]
Put up your dukes and fight me like a squirrel!
[grunting]
[screaming]
Hiya!
Yah! Yah!
[growling]
Hiya!
[grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
Sandy, catch!
Yah!
The universe gave us a terrible weapon
made up of the darkest dark matter just for this occasion.
Ever played...
dodge the chum?
[grunting]
[groaning]
[growling]
Hey, get your slimy mitts off my pals!
Hiya! Yah!
[blowing a raspberry]
Whoa!
[growling]
Hiya!
Nothing! That's it!
[grunting]
- Oh... - Pretty.