>> Dagen: THANK YOU FOR THAT
REPORTING AND WE WILL BE TUNED
IN.
JIMMY FAILLA HOST OF FOX ACROSS
AMERICA ON FOX NEWS RADIO.
EVER HEARD OF AN UBER?
>> WITH ALL THE STOCK TIPS THEY
HAVE GOTTEN THROUGH THE YEARS
IN CONGRESS HE COULDN’T GET AN
UBER?
IT IS RIDICULOUS.
I DON’T EXPECT HIM TO GET PRICE
ON TIME.
THE JUDGE WOULD SENTENCE HIM TO
TIME SERVED FOR BEING MARRIED
TO PELOSI FOR 40 YEARS.
HASN’T THE MAN SUFFERED ENOUGH,
YOU -- YOUR HONOR.
>> THE ONE THING THAT SHOCKED
ME ABOUT THIS CASE IS THE
DEMOCRATS HAVEN’T USED IT TO
PUSH ELECTRIC VEHICLES.
IF YOU WERE DRIVING A TESLA IT
MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN AS MUCH OF
AN IMPACT.
>> Dagen: I WAS IN THE
PASSENGER SEAT, SELF-DRIVING
CAR.
THE DRIVERS’ SEAT WAS EMPTY.
NEVER BENEATH HIM TO DO THAT. WELL, MOVING ON TO MORE DOING
WELL, MOVING ON TO MORE DOING
DO* AS I DECREE, NOT AS I DID.
EMAILS SHOW KERRY’S OFFICE
CONSULTED WITH LEFT WING
ENVIRONMENTAL GROUPS AS HE MADE
POLICY RECOMMENDATIONS ON KEY
CLIMATE AND ENERGY ISSUES.
SOME WERE BEFORE THE G-7 SUMMIT
THIS YEAR.
SEVERAL KERRY OFFICIALS
SUGGESTED SOME TOPICS BE KEPT
OFF PAPER.
DON’T TELL ANYBODY.
NOBODY WILL FIND OUT.
>> Bill: I’M SO SHOCKED.
THIS WHOLE THING IS A SCAM.
WE’VE KNOWN THAT SINCE DAY ONE.
I’M SURPRISED HE DIDN’T
ELIMINATE THE MIDDLEMAN AND
MEET WITH CHINA.
THE ONLY ONES WHO BENEFIT FROM
IT.
ALL THE SOLAR PANELS ARE MADE
THERE AND THEY AREN’T PAYING
ATTENTION TO CLIMATE CHANGE
OPENING UP COAL PLANTS ALL DONE
WITH GREEN ENERGY SINCE WE
SHARE THE SAME PLANET BUT WE’RE
THE ONLY ONES CUTTING EMISSIONS.
WE ARE SWIMMING IN THE FILTH
ANYWAY.
THAT’S THE THING.
>> Dagen: THANK YOU FOR THAT.
NOW I’M DISTRACTED.
>> KERRY HAS TO FLY PRIVATE.
IF HE FLIES COMMERCIAL
EVERYBODY THINKS IT IS MR. ED
AND THEY WANT TO ASK ABOUT THE
TV SHOW.
>> Dagen: I WAS GOING TO MAKE A
JOKE ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD
WITH THE OTHER PASSENGERS ON
THE COMMERCIAL AIRLINE.
>> HARD TO ASK THE GUY NEXT TO
YOU NOT TO USE A PLASTIC STRAW
WHEN YOU HAVE SO MUCH IN YOUR
FACE.
>> Dagen: NO CONFIRMATION OF
THAT, NO CONFIRMATION OF THAT.
HIS WIFE DOES OWN THE JET
CHARTER COMPANY AND HE HAS A
STAKE IN IT.
THEY ARE PROFITING FROM
POLLUTING AND DAMAGING MOTHER
NATURE.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY
BETTER THAN THE LOPEZ/AFFLECK
WEDDING.
FINLAND’S PRIME MINISTER AND A
CONTROVERSIAL PARTY GIRL.
HER OFFICE SAYS HER DRUG TEST
HAS COME BACK NEGATIVE, JIMMIE.
AFTER THE BACKLASH OVER THESE
VIDEOS.
THE 36-YEAR-OLD LEADER DOING
SOME DIRTY DANCING AT A PARTY.
SOME WONDER IF SHE HAD BEEN
USING DRUGS.
THE TEST WAS NEGATIVE.
SHE DID ADMIT TO DRINKING.
ANOTHER VIDEO WAS RECENTLY
PUBLISHED BY A TABLOID DANCING
WITH SOMEONE NOT HER HUSBAND.
ANY PARTYING IS DONE ON HER OWN
TIME.
DOESN’T IMPACT HER JOB
PERFORMANCE AND SOME ARE
RALLYING BEHIND HER.
THE "WALL STREET JOURNAL"
SAYING BUSINESS WOMEN AND
POLITICIANS ARE SUPPORTING HER
WORK HARD, PLAY HARD MESSAGE.
HOW IS A WOMAN CRITICIZED FOR
DOING ALMOST EVERY HUMAN BEING
ENJOYS?
REPLACE HUMAN BEING WITH DUDE,
MAN, MALE.
WHAT SAY YOU?
>> YOU DON’T EXPECT THIS KIND
OF BEHAVIOR FROM A COUNTRY
WHOSE NUMBER ONE EXPORT IS
VODKA.
THERE IS NO CELEBRITIES OR
FAMOUS ATHLETES FROM OVER THERE.
A LOT OF US ARE JUST JEALOUS
THEIR PRESIDENT HAS THE ENERGY
TO MAKE PUBLIC APPEARANCES.
YOU WOULDN’T WORRY ABOUT THIS
WITH OUR PRESIDENT.
HE IS ON THE 73rd VACATION OF
HIS PRESIDENCY AND HAS THE
PUBLIC APPEARANCE SCHEDULE OF A GROUNDHOG.
SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS
AUDITIONING FOR JERSEY SHORE.
>> AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR TRAVEL
TO FINLAND.
>> EVEN THE PRESIDENT IS
HAMMERED.
WE’RE HAVING A GOOD TIME.
>> Dagen: I DON’T MEAN IT IN A
SEXIST WAY BUT DO ALL WOMEN IN
FINLAND LOOK LIKE HER AND ALL
ENJOY THEMSELVES IN THAT
FASHION AND MANNER?
ARE THEY ALL THAT FILLED WITH
JOY.
>> I APPRECIATE YOU READING MY
TALKING POINTS FOR ME SO I
DON’T HAVE TO LOOK SEXIST.
>> Dagen: I WANT TO GO.
CHECK IT OUT ON A MAP.
IT’S BETWEEN SWEDEN AND RUSSIA.
>> IT IS THE HAPPIEST PLACE IN
THE WORLD AND NOW WE KNOW WHY.
>> Dagen: THE LAND OF 1,000
LAKES? IT’S 136,000 LAKES.
IT’S 136,000 LAKES.
I WAS GOING TO QUOTE ABOUT THE
LANGUAGE THERE.
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS UPDATED
THE STYLE GUIDE HOW TO BEST USE
THE PRONOUN SHE.
DON’T USE THE PRONOUN SHE IN
REFERENCE TO NATIONS, SHIPS,
STORMS, OR VOICE ASSISTANCE.
SIRI EXCEPT IN DIRECT
QUOTATIONS, USE IT INSTEAD.
>> I WILL PREFER TO MOTHER
NATURE AS BIRTHING PARENT
NATURE.
ANOTHER I BOUGHT A DICTIONARY
FROM 1989 FOR THE PRESERVATION
OF LANGUAGE.
I’M GOOD WITH SHE.
ALLOW ANY AUTOMOBILE.
YOU GOT A CAR?
CALL HER A SHE.
>> NEWS FLASH.
YOUR CAR OR BOAT DOESN’T KNOW.
WHY ARE WE DEGENDERING THINGS
THAT DON’T KNOW?
WHAT’S NEXT, HURRICANES?
LOOK OUT FOR HURRICANES THEM.
>> Dagen: THEY HAVE MALE AND
FEMALE.
>> IT IS GEND ERD NAMES.
WILL WE GET PAST THAT
COMPLETELY?
THE IDEA OF A SHIP GOES BACK TO
ANCIENT TIMES.
IT WAS CONSIDERED AN INDICATION
OF POWERFUL WOMEN AND THAT’S
WHY THEY WERE CALLED SHE.
THEY WERE SHOUTING OUT WOMEN.
YOUR BOAT IS CALLED IT. GIVE ME A BREAK.
GIVE ME A BREAK.
>> Dagen: WILL WE GET ONE OF
THOSE LITTLE SCOOTER?
WE ARE TOO SMART.
YOU DRIVE THEM WITH NO HELMET
BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW BETTER.
>> IF YOU CALLED IT IN FOR THE
TITANIC YOU SAID THEY ARE
SINKING.
IT WAS CAUSED BY CLIMATE CHANGE.
THE ICEBERG WAS THERE FOR THAT
REASON SO I’LL GO WITH THE AP
ON THIS ONE.