- I mention that like, oh you know
I have family that are southern
and he's like, well you don't have
cousins that are married do you?
And I'm like, oh no.
(eerie music)
- Hi, my name is Elisabeth South.
I'm a private investigator at
Kay and Associates Investigations
here in Los Angeles, California.
I've been doing this for probably five or six years
and I have a lot of experience under my belt.
Everything from surveillances to
data searches, background searches,
infidelity cases, child custody cases,
major criminal investigations.
Definitely got my feet wet in investigations
as a bait girl and as a decoy, so
basically that means I did undercover work
and I was the liar today's a different story.
We are playing the game Two Truths and a Lie
where I have to figure out which person
is not telling the truth.
The theme today, horrific first date stories.
I think it's gonna be really hard to tell
because there are (mumbles)
bad first date stories here in LA.
- My name is Madison, and my worst first date
we went to a smoothie bar at 9:30 in the morning
on a Saturday, and he talked the entire time
and tried to pitch me his business idea
to bring to BuzzFeed.
- That actually happened?
That's terrible, and I'm sorry.
(women laughing)
- So, my name's Jasmine, and my
first date horror story is that
during casual conversation with my date
height came up, I think I was saying something like,
oh I wish I was taller you know for models
usually are like, 5'11" plus.
And he said, well it could be worse
you could be a midget.
Hahaha, that would suck.
- I mean, what if like, your sister was a midget
or something, and then you're like well really?
- Right?
- [Elisabeth] You never know who's--
- I mentioned that like, oh you know
I have family that are southern, and he's like
well you don't have cousins that are married do you?
And I'm like, oh no.
- Oh, he's a charmer.
- Hi, my name is Nadia
and my first date horror story is that
I accidentally took an edible prior to the first date
thinking it was just a cookie,
and
threw up.
- Yeah, that can happen.
- Yeah, I know.
(women laughing)
- All right, so this happened around nine in the morning.
Was this recent?
- Yeah, it happened about three months ago.
- Oh my god. How did you guys meet?
- So, we actually met at this like,
singles wine party event that
one my friends threw and he was there.
When I was leaving, he asked me for my Instagram
which I thought was a little weird because like,
he's a little bit older than me and I figured
he would like, want my phone number maybe.
But yeah, he asked for my Instagram
and like DM'ed me for weeks.
- He asked you on a date.
It was a morning date at a smoothie bar,
which is a strange first date.
- I thought it was a little strange too,
but I was kinda into it because I was like,
oh like, maybe he's up early and maybe he likes fitness.
I'm like, okay, like I can deal with it.
But that should have been my first red flag (laughs).
- All right. So, you're not gonna see him again.
- No, I didn't see him again.
- When you were at this party,
Why did you give him your Instagram handle?
- So, it was like a singles party.
So there was a bunch of single people there,
and he just, was like, the cutest one.
- Unfortunately that's about where it ends, huh?
(women laughing)
- Yeah.
- Couple questions for you. - Mmm hmm.
- [Elizabeth] Where'd ya meet him?
- Well, I actually do practice dates
with guys who are socially awkward.
- On purpose? - On purpose.
- Like, do you get paid for it?
- Yeah, the company hires me and
others girls to go on dates with these guys
and it kind of educates them on
what to do and what not to do.
So he was my first date for that night,
We kind of rotate between five guys.
It sounds kinda weird.
- Go girl
- So, he was one of the guys that was my
practice date I guess
or more I was his practice date and
I was definitely a
lets write this on the survey as don't do this.
- You actually had to give him a survey?
- Basically, write what they did good,
what they did bad so they actually had feedback
on what to do next time, or not do to do next time.
- Did you meet anybody there that you liked?
- Yeah, there was a really nice British guy.
There's an option at the end of the survey where,
would you be interested in dating this guy?
- And do you see if the guy asks for you too?
Cause maybe that guy who you went on that bad date with
asked for you, and you just don't know it.
- They'll let you know ahead of time
like, if someone is interested
would you be interested in going on a return date?
Then they'll swap contact information
but it's not like you find out right away.
- Then I'm gonna go onto you.
- Hi. - (laughing) Hi.
When did this happen?
- Five years ago.
I was visiting some friends in San Francisco
and had Tinder so I matched with a cutie.
We were just like chatting a little bit
and she's like, hey I'm gonna be getting some dinner
at this place, do you wanna come with me?
I was like, yes.
I was hanging out with my friend and I was like,
hey I really wanna go and meet up with this cutie.
And I was like cool.
And she had these cookies, and I didn't know
that they were edibles.
I just kinda grabbed one, like this is what like what I do.
- Where were these cookies? - Their cookies.
- Where did you find them?
- They're just like on the counter
on like a plate and I ate it.
I just popped it in.
I was like, these taste really weird.
Oh, no, no, no, no, those are my edibles.
And I was like, what? (beep)
(laughing)
- Have you ever done edibles before?
- Yes, I only took a bite that last time.
So I figured because the cookies were so small
it would be okay.
No they were potent,
very, very potent. (laughing)
- And how'd you find your way there?
Did you follow a cab? Or?
- We talked about it, me and my friend
that I was sitting with.
And I was like, oh I can just walk this.
She said oh it's really straight forward
you just, you know how you like--
- That sounds very straight forward to me, yeah.
- And so I start walking, and then I start actually like
feeling the effects of the cookie.
I got like a little bit of like,
auditory hallucinations while I was walking.
Like goes like (beep) like
(laughing)
- Like, okay this is hitting me.
I get to the restaurant
and like no I'm not feeling okay.
I'm like I don't even know what she looks like.
But luckily, she spotted me right away.
All I could remember was act normal.
It felt like it took an hour
for the waitress to come through.
It was one of those things where like we weren't
that hungry but we wanted to share a plate.
So we were sitting there and I was like
trying to act normal (laughing).
Believe me or not, it's the worst.
- Like you're trying to do right now?
(laughing)
- The waitress comes by puts down two
like, bowl size plates and I kinda like
I look at it, and it just all comes out.
- On the table?
- In the bowl. - In the bowl?
- In the bowl.
- Well least the bowl caught it.
- So, then did the waiter come clean it up, or?
- I covered the bowl.
The waitress comes through to ask you know,
how's the food?
- And the person sitting across from you
is just okay with you covering the bowl and sitting there?
- No, she was like are you okay?
What's going on?
Like are you feeling okay?
And I said (laughing) I accidentally got too high
before I came here and it was all a mistake.
So the waitress came through,
and I said hey I had an accident.
And she like kinda looked at it
and she said that was me last week, sweetie.
(lauging)
- Oh my God. - She was so sweet
and understanding, I was like are you serious?
Thank you.
She like scooped it up and she took it out
we waited for the check to come
and I said I should just go home.
And she said okay.
- Your story is very easy to go through.
I felt like your emotion was real,
and I felt like you were actually pretty disappointed
that the guy was so cute.
And then he took you to a smoothie place
and it just, you know you thought
he was gonna be healthy and everything.
However, you could be just giving me a story
because you're just really good at telling
some story you made up, I don't know.
Yours, I was ugh kinda iffy on.
You're the one I'm like,
I don't know, maybe I should believe
her, maybe I shouldn't.
She seems like she's got a good tongue on her
for telling a tale.
So yours I kinda question a little bit,
but I feel like you might have something
to do with actually dating situations like this.
Because that part felt real to me.
And you, not much of yours feels real to me
(laughing) honestly sweetie.
Okay, no this story could totally be real.
But I've never seen anybody puke in a contained
fashion, and I've never heard of like just
sitting there and them not trying
to move you out right away,
bring somebody over to clean more things.
So, like they would've been wiping off the table
and doing a lot of other things.
That for me brings you out as the person
who's not telling the truth on my best guess.
You know, you guys (laughing)
if I fail this thing, I'm gonna feel really bad right now.
I might regret this but,
I think you were telling me the truth.
Yours was iffy, so I'm gonna go with you
as the lie and these as the two truths.
- [Lady] Who in fact told the lie?
(suspenseful music)
- You know what?
(laughing)
Okay guys I'm gonna tell you what this is.
John was messing me up.
That's why I didn't get any of the other ones.
(laughing)
But the only thing that gave yours away
really was, the puking in the bowl.
- But that was the only thing that was true.
- Oh my god. (laughing)
- [Nadia] That was the only part of the story
that was true.
- [Elizabeth] And it was that quiet?
- [Nadia] It was quiet.
It was very contained. - I've never seen that.
- [Nadi] And this straight through
the exact thing, I don't know how it got there
cause like we were just like mir mir.
- [Elizabeth] Just so you know,
it's not straight through.