(audience clapping)
I got dressed up for you.
Look at that dress she looks gorgeous!
I would kill myself or snap an ankle in them shoes, but--
You dress up for your girlfriends.
Oh you know I just-- You don't dress up for guys.
That's true.
You dress up for your girlfriends, right?
That's true.
I have a little crush on you, it's like--
(laughing)
(purring)
I have one on her too but it's not for the reasons
most people would think.
It's not just because she's beautiful,
but she also rescues food,
we're going to talk about that
in a few minutes. Yes!
Your producer Jojo and I were talking
about if we were in prison,
because the Orange Is the New Black thing.
You know, would we make better wardens
or would we make better inmates?
I think I would be a way better prisoner.
(audience laughing)
I think you would make a really good prisoner.
I think you would like get out early.
Yeah, I would try and work in the kitchen.
Yeah, exactly, and everyone would be so happy.
I know, I would rule the world man.
You have to come be on the show.
(laughter) I wish.
That would be so fun, right?
It's like the last season though.
Oh my God.
It's too late for me.
I know, tomorrow.
Are you guys done shooting?
It's all over right? I'm shooting my last
episode of the last season tomorrow.
(audience sighing)
I know, it's a drag.
I want to cry, yeah.
Don't, nah, you look beautiful, don't smear.
(laughter) It's waterproof.
No, seriously would you make a better warden
or a better prisoner?
I think, I think I could do both,
Do you really think you could run--
I'm a very adaptable person, so I'm like okay,
I've learned enough about what it takes to be successful
in prison from working on this show.
(laughing)
Do you know what I mean?
So I think I could,
but I really like being the warden, it's like,
it's certainly a better position to be in,
(laughing)
let's be honest, um yeah.
So it's fun to go to work and get to be that.
Oh my god, and I wish, you know, when I first got the job,
I really wanted her to do all the things I would do,
like educate people.
Yeah, right, right. (laughing)
And you know, they were like
"oh no, she's not written that way".
So, it's been--
You didn't want to be the person
that everybody loves to hate.
No, no.
My daughter learned the word badass really early.
(laughing)
Yeah, yeah.
Right, can you imagine running lines
if you have a little kid and you work on that show?
No. (groans)
Wow, that's a lot of long conversations.
Tell me how you got into rescuing food
and explain how, and what,
first of all what are we talking about
when we're talking about rescuing food?
So, in the US,
we spend 214 billion dollars
on food waste,
like 214 billion dollars
a year is wasted,
wasted, wasted, wasted. It's heartbreaking.
40% of food is wasted in the US.
So, I actually saw an ad about savethefood.org
which you guys can go to savethefood.org
and learn amazing tips,
and I said to my daughter, like hey,
what if we did like a little PSA about this?
So what this picture is specifically,
is I went to a friend's house,
I went to Melissa Rivers' house,
and I went into her refrigerator and made an entire
meal with her leftovers.
Oh that's fabulous!
So that's gazpacho, that's made from old salad.
Amazing.
That is the focaccia is made from like little pieces
of pizza that I like sort of revamped,
some old slices of pizza.
So brilliant.
And then I made a cobbler out of old cereal
and old fruit.
That's my woman!
(laughing) (audience clapping)
Next time you come we'll be in the,
you've gotta get in the kitchen.
I would love it.
I had this idea-- And bring your daughter!
I would love it, I had this idea
because you have your garbage bowl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like instead of throwing things out,
like starting to put things in the garbage bowl,
then we cook from the garbage bowl.
I think that that's a really cool one,
and if you bring your daughter we can roll deep.
Done. Roll deep in the kitchen.
Done. (audience cheering)
You are cool as hell.
(audience cheering)
(tinkling chimes)