*wapoosh* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
my name is jacksepticeye
and welcome back to HAPPPPPPPY WHEEEEEEEELS
be honest now
how many of you did that with me
or at least in your heads (I did☺ )
You were like thinking along
And you were doing it in your head
You did it
I know yo- high five! Wapoo!
Well, I just clicked le- browse levels
And "jacksepticeye spikef"
Was right there so we have to do this
"if jack plays this then pliz put this in your video
i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
SPEEEEEEEED ISSSS KEYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
I will put it in the video
It's the first level in the video
"too herd?"
I'll see
I'll see *victory sound*
So hard......
Do it properly x2
Hwea!
Aw shit
No *laughs* I
I hit the front of the spikes
K, out a bit
There you go, Stevie
St-Stevie, St-Stevie Wonder!
So I have to go like way out
That's not even way out, that's not far enough out
That not-!
GOOD LORD!
Ok, WAY out
Wa- is that even way out enough
*inaudible* *victory sound* YEAS!
Look at the dead Billys at the bottom
Oh I love it
Scroll down a little bit, there's a "jacksepticeye poon"
Let's do that then
Oh God
You're supposed to give me-
OH they took off on their own
I didn't do anything
*victory sound* I don't need to do anything
I just let the game play itself
Let's see, I'll just leave the game on its own
Let's see if it actually works
*laughs*
It almost got to the end on its own
"JackSepTic stuff"?
These are all on like, the newest levels this week
I just clicked into browse levels and
these were all on that page
Nice!
This is "JackSepTic stuff"
OK, I didn't- I didn't know
What stuff was what
*victory sound*
But anyway
I exploded into a million bits
But I still win, yay
This level is made by "Spud McWheels"
How can I not play a level, by "Spud McWheels"?
"This level is for Jacksepticeye
He is amazing, if you haven't watched his video
you haven't lived
it's probably why billy always dies
and jack i loved your farcry 4 video
with the messed up physics"
thank you!
drop
drop- oh Billys!
Billys, clash, death
oh yes
no, I'm not finished
BILLY! YEAH!
now I'm finished
"BOSS JUICE"
'Sugar 82%'
'Drugs 27%'
'Fat 1%'
I'm 0% fat breh
let's go!
I don't- I don't trust this
I don't trust this
what are you trying to get me to do?
take me away!
haha, I'm being abducted
Oh God, Oh God, you didn't make it
you didn't make it
now you're gonna break all your shit
I TOLD YOU !!!
die Billys
oh it's good that I get to crush you again
me fackin' face
it's all your fault
Billy, you little
you little, you little BITCH
K, we'll go past them this time
I don't trust them
let's go into this one
this guy seems nicer
so much nicer, I like you more
OUCH
no I don't
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
stop breaking all of my shit!
you're missing a leg
fine you don't need legs
it's great, it's grand, it's perfect
let's go
you're leakin' a lot of blood
there's a lot of blood comin' out of ya right now
you *laughs*
you just floatin' there, JUMP!
there ya go, STEEEVEEE!
I'm gonna hand over the reigns
to Billy Bobby
let's see of they can do it
I'm I'm pretty sure they can
they can, Billy!
meet your brothers!
YES!
Fling that Billy
Oh God you're still alive, I didn't know that
I want you to die!
we can't- go, go yes!
ye- you're a wizard!
what about this one? can you go in this one?
jus- just take me away!
please!
just ta- actually
you know what
I don't think we even need to be in the bike for this
go! Go! YES!
Oh God you lost your helmet you're so dead
you're so gonna die
we don't need a bike for this
we can go the whole way down through the eyeballs
please let there be a victory at the end of this
otherwise I sacrificed my bike for nothin'
yes, *victory sound* YES!
your- your foot is still there
Bobby?
Oh yes!
"Hello Player Hopefully JSE"
that's my super cool abbreviated name
"This R.S. is quite hard so if you don't make it
you're boss levels will drop severly"
how dare you?!
"Ctrl c"?
get off the bike, get off the bike, see ya later Billy!
whoo!
I think I was supposed actually to use Billy to do this
ah crap
you did not grab this well
*weird sounds*
*IDK*
I'm dead
Oh God now I grabbed Billy
no, grab the rope!
grab the rope!
go Billy!
is he doin' it? Billy?
you alive?
I have no idea
hwaa!
go Billy
Billy ya little bitch
oh crap x2
that's it Billy, me and you , together forever
oh yes!
K, dad you go first
hwe
*dafuq are these sounds ur making Jack?*
hwe!
ey, hwea
you're doin' it! x2
oh yes!
yes!
no!
naaao!
hahaha
it was right there
I saw the coin
I could smell the victory
smells like pineapples, actually
hwe, yes
now you got it
now you're Peter Parker'in
oh, fuckin' balls
"jacksepticeye rage"
well thanks
wait, what do I even do?
dodge, dodge, dodge everything
dodge everything- why do I have to play as Indie?
I never play as him
"Hi Im here to make you scream well good luck"
god damnit dudes
Oh no, Oh no, Indie, Indie!
shit, SHIT!
gotta time it well, you gotta ti- time it perfectly
time it perfectly
and go over there
and then you come back, and then YES!
I'm gone!
*victory sound* yay!
can't beat me
rage. I never rage! (well, how about Super Mario Maker?)
*laughs* "jacksepticeye spi"- Willy!
what'd you do to my back?
K, I'm gonna do it anyway
I'm gonna do it- Oh God- SEE!
Willy messed me up and I was all like
fuckin' backwards yoga training positions
Willy no, NO!
god damnit Willy
*crush* God damnit Willy
OK, back it up, aw there we go
Steve, could you fix your face?
and your body and everything
Willy, Willy I wanna kill your face
aw, that's not far enough
*crush*
aw god god god god god god *crush*
like that, just like that perfect!
*victory sound* OH YEAH!
you know, when you finish a level it's great
when you die, not so great
when you finish a level
and die
that's just perfect
that's like all the planets aligning together perfectly
"jacksepticeye flies'?
*sound of the boosty thingy* ohhh
I'm flyin'
easy, ea- easy, EASY STEVIE!
I'm flyin'!
get off, get off the segway
♪I believe I can fly♪
OH!
there's actually an end!
what did I get?
"Getting a little better"
NOT TODAY!
that's not good you lost your legs
that's it! you're more aerodynamic now actually.
"Getting a little better" same one
and JUMP!
yes! that's much further
Good job Steve we're all very proud of ya
"Keep trying"
Larry, I always liked you for these
you're always- OK, I was gonna say that
you were great at these
he's- he's got the position
he's got the will
*victory sound* YEAAA!
*victory sounds* *claps* Larry is the best
and now I'm deaf
oh this, grab th-, grab the van!
grab the van, YES!
YES!
*victory sounds* oh
did you- did you hear? listen to that for a second
just listen to this, Oh God, grab it, grab it
aw me fuckin' arms
grab it, grab it, YES!
here we go
*victory sound* OH look at them all
"jacksepticeye jump"
is this, like the same as the flying one?
I think it might be
no
it's not x3
I failed, I didn't fail
I'm awesome
spike fall
FUCK!
OK, so you gotta go over
"gumdrop mountain"
yes, then you gotta slow down
*gasp* those are mines, I did NOT see them
"THIS WAAAAAY SLOOOOW DOOOWN
SPIKE FAAAALL!!!" OK
OK, aa- fuck
too far x4
huop!
that's shit, shit, over the mines, over the mines, yes!
perfect, slow it on down Stevie boy
easy Stevie lemon squeezy
yes, yes, yes, *victory sound* YEESSS!
I love it
"Kill Billy"
OK, Billy, you wanna- you wanna fall off the edge?
No? could I crush your face?
OOHHH YEEAAAHHH!
oh that's it, I don't even need to play the level
the best has happened
there's a secret finish back there
bill- BiIly's body parts?
yep *laughs*
good job Billy, you're useful for somethin'
secret finish?
*victory sound* yay!
I'm not all about that easy life
oh yes
Yes
Oh crap
What the fu- what the- WHAT THE?!
No!
Bitch!
No more Mr. Nice, Steve
OW! Me face
OK, get Billy out of the way, see ya later Billy
Se- see ya later Billy's parts
Oh God there's jets everywhere
Now, up over! Too far.
Too- too far
Too- OW, OW,
Steve, you ca- you can still do it buddy
We believe in you
steve x5
son of a bitch
that's not far enough
that's no, YES!
Steve, Steve what are ya doing?
no Steve come back
Steve come back
Stevie come back
♪you can blame it all on me
that's fuckin' imposible
and I'm back to where I started
Billy hi! *laughs*
crush Billy's head- no, that's a bad start already
that's a bad start *dramatic gasp
oh! I almost did it!
jus- just off, jus- just slightly off
slightly of- slightly
*closed mouth scream*
you guys do it, you guys do it for me
I'll give you guys a little nudge
you guys hold your up key right now
K, OK, go
OK, good, good start
good start, great start
come on guys
good one, good one!
oh, OOHH NO!
YES! hahaha
keep- keep on-a bouncin', keep on-a bouncin'
Steve no
when you do that, you die, watch!
watch!
death!
"jacksepticeye 99.999% possible
you- you really think so? you think so? cuz I don't
watch! watch me do
fuck it
uh!
oh shit
PEEE- ouish!
yes, there ya- there ya- there ya go Pete
there ya go, you have to trick this poon
trick the poon!
Oh yes!
where did that one come out of?
Oh, missed me by a whisker!
hwa!
no x6
*victory sound* YEAAAAA!
shut up!
Mike
what are you doin'?
you just- you just, hangin' out back there
ooohh crap
ooooohhhhh crap
that's the one, there ya go
*victory sound* YES!
this level is called "jacksepticeye killer"
wait till you get to see what I do
hoho, yes
oh Larry
Oh Larry
Oh Larry!!!
oh god this is killing my computer
its killing my computer slowly
oh God
and the level froze
oh God exit out of that, exit out of that before it kills my
whole... room
oh! I get to select the game!
"Spike Upward"?
What? Ohhh
It's a spikefall but upside down!
Oh no, oh OH!
Uh, where do I g- where do I go?
I- I'm gonna choose, door no. 2
Jimmy
Oh NO!
OK, Crap, I made bottle run by mistake
So, go over the spike fall
We're comin' down onto the bottle run
I'm not gonna be able to do this with Steve
I can't do bottle runs with Steve
I CAN'T DO BOTTLE RUNS WITH STEVE!
Oh! Hush my whore mouth
K, we'll try the normal spikefall first
Because it's right here, it's right here,
we could do it really quick
Really quick,lickity split
Or not!
There you go x2
*victory sound* there ya go!
Spikefall, magician!
Just gotta pick the right one
Pick the right one, that's it
This is the one right here
*sniff* cam you smell it? *sniff*
Still pineapples, you know why, because victory is near!
Go Steve...
I forgot which one I chose, just choose this
Is this victory, is this win?
*BOSS language*
It's right there
Between these
Between a rock and a hard place
Between two ferns, go!
YESSS!
Tactical insertion
Do you ever notice that sometimes
I like, wanna say something really cool
So I just say the first thing that pops to my head
But then it sounds shit
Yeah, that's my youtube channel in a nutsheel
"Jacksepticeye secret"?
What's the secret- oh FUCK
Get away from those bastards
Oh, bottle run spike fall
What is happening?
Ahh I'm dead
Ahh shit, shit
SHIT!
How- how am I supposed to?
How am I supposed to get over the bottle run
And do the spikefall at the same time?
You don't use Steve that's why
You use Billy and Bobby
Cuz they can just do this
They can just do this
Die?
No, no! You're still alive
You're still alive, there's still a bit of wiggin' in ya
*jacks own made up victory sound*
Ok, I guess he wasn't alive
Ok, front flip- front flip watch this!
Haha!
See ya later Billy!
Daddy is *victory sound* goin' home!
"Hey Player!! (Hopefully Jacksepticeye)
This is a Challenge Run
That i made for you
Thanks for all the videos
that you make
and Keep up the good work
LIKE A BOSS!!!"
Thank you guys, for all the amazing levels
And for watching, even
Poon run, OK
Fuck, fuck!
Lota poons
That is failure
OK, now I know what to expect
Poon this bitch!
Ah fuck! We need a runin' start
*weird scream*
Right on my head really?
For dayz
Flips for dayz
Aw! It almost worked!
Oh, you can't catch me
I'm the- fuckin gingerbread man
Yes, YES!
nope, nope, I'm not stoppin'
ah! come on, that harpoon came out of nowhere!
OK
this looks kinda hard
there's- there's mines all underneath these spikes
K, flip- flip your way to victory
flip- arrows? fuck it! come on!
get to the end x2, did I win? x2
*victory sound* YAY!
Oh Christ
K well does it for this episode of Happy Wheels
I think
I'm loosin' my touch on some of these levels
I couldn't even pass some of them, after ages of tryin'!
I need to ge- I need to get into some more practice
I need to like, do a montage of me
training in Happy Wheels
and then get much better at it again
but thank you guys so much for watching this episode
If you LIKED it
PUNCH that like button, in the FACE
LIKE A BOSS!!!
and
high fives all around
*W'PSH!* *W'PSH!*
But THANK YOU GUYS, and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
Outro Song by "Teknoaxe" called "I'm everywhere"
I'm so tired, I did that all by myself
no joke
*audio playing from other Happy Wheels vid*
Outro Song by "Teknoaxe" called "I'm everywhere"
spit, everywhere!
do I have to cover my stuff in like, cling film?
or bring in a towel?