Heidelberg, boom!
Mind blown.
Pow. Pcsh. Kah.
We're driving from Rothenburg to Heidelberg.
We're on the Autobahn right now.
There's a governor on the car that will only let us go a certain speed.
The governor is Mel.
(MEL) (BLEEP) I'm about to sneeze.
If you want to stop yourself from sneezing, just say grapefruit.
(MEL) What the (BLEEP) are you talking about?
I don't know. It works.
(MEL) Oh (BLEEP).
What was that?
(MEL) You just got a ticket.
Shut up.
(MEL) Yep.
I'm not even going that...
(MEL) You sped up too quick.
What is it? What it's a 50, I'm going 52.
(MEL) But this is 30.
So what's going to happen?
(MEL) The rental company's going to get a ticket,
(MEL) and they're going to forward it to you, and you need to pay it.
That is ridiculous!
We just got our room
and I don't know why they gave us this room.
We just booked a regular room.
Mel? Did you pay for the most expensive room?
This is literally our room looking up at the castle.
This is our day basically.
Do they build bridges these days,
to last for 500 years?
What year is it right now?
400 years...250 years... anyway.
It's an old bridge.
There's the bridge where we just came from.
I don't know what that is, but it's cool.
Whenever I see a castle I start to salivate.
And I want, I'd like a delicious beverage.
You have me trained.
My Pavlovian response.
Right now we are in the Heidelberg Castle.
It is mostly ruins.
This is a destroyed tower.
There's a lot of things that destroyed this castle.
Mines, bullets, arrows, words.
Think about that.
Just like collapsed.
Well it was bombed.
I'm inside the giant oven right here,
and they would put an entire oxen right here on a spit,
and then the smoke would go all the way up there.
It's 226,000 liter barrel.
That one's even bigger!
Holy crap, that's not the big one, that's the big one!
I misspoke. That is not the large barrel right there.
That is the large barrel.
And you can tell by the people, standing down there.
You cannot maintain any sort of quality in a wine barrel that is that large.
However, you get to say that it came from a wine barrel
that is this size.
Neptune's Fountain right there.
This was the place where back in the day
they would have their executions.
And these people they're awaiting one right now.
They're all getting liquored up
because they're about to watch one.
Crazy city.
This is Mono.
(MONO) Yes.
And he owns this shop
where we just bought a little picture.
And you were telling me your opinion of Americans.
(MONO) Yes. I just told him I love Americans
because they are very friendly and they are very polite,
and then third they have the best Mexican food.
That's true!
People want to know how I plan my day.
It's by listening to this, looking at these,
telling me where to go.
Mel!
(MEL) What?
(LAUGHS)
Aus...fahrt.
So this is...the beer.
From the Guinness Book of 1994.
33% alcohol.
It just tastes like a concentrated beer.
There's been a lot of debate recently as to the strongest beer,
and what constitutes a beer.
But this is an actual beer.
It's not like drinking like alcohol or a syrup.
It actually tastes like beer and it's pretty good.
I saved the last sip for you. I have to drive.
That's a tasty beer.
Oh it's so blue outside!
(BURPS)
...it's pretty good.
Mel and I are inside the restaurant
and somebody walked by with their dog
and it took a (BLEEP).
It's right... there.
We're trying to decide if someone's going to step in it,
while we're here.
Where is it?!
They step in it?!
(MEL) No, it's still there.
There it is! Oh! (LAUGHS)
Come on. It's right there, it's right there!
The pigeon just missed it too.
Counts! Car counts.
How did they manage to miss...?
They missed the poop completely.
Ohh...(LAUGHS).
(LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY)
Sorry. That is so stupid. It got loose. It's a loose one.
Then it rolled!
Oh stop it.
Right now it's 7:50p.
At 8 o'clock there's supposed to be fireworks
going off at the castle.
You can see the people on the bridge
lining the side of the bridge.
Oh! It happened! Mel! It happened.
It happened. It turned green.
It happened.
Seriously, that is crazy. Oh that's good.
Oh I'm workin' it.
There's the castle. Aw that is really... Oh my god, that is really cool.
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It's still not over!
It's not over Mel!
That's good Heidelberg!