We're watching some programme about addictions; is that right?
"I'm addicted to eating cat hair..."
Oh stop licking your cat!
"Sometimes they do get stuck in your teeth but you can just get them out with flossing and brushing."
Of course.
"Fifteen years ago, Lisa began eating cat hair as a way to feel closer to her pets."
Just give it a cuddle! Like...
Shes not hurting the cat, like, the cat just is being taken advantage of.
Yeah I feel sorry for, not for her, I feel sorry for the cat...
There's just like forty bald cats just running around the house
Wow, that's extreme! Yeah.
...even I don't know what he's saying here...
If you have an animal that sheds, you're going to eat a bit of cat hair...
But not like, on purpose...
"I'm addicted to taxidermy.."
Here we go
I-I can't watch this! I actually can't watch this!
"She found a dead mouse, and couldn't resist the urge to cut it open..."
I know that feeling
Imagine meeting her on a night out though and going back to her place
and you're like 'why is there 700 dead animals around?'
"The first step is making the incision down the abdomen, and that's the part where I always hold my breath..."
"...like literally, because you never know what..."
Eugh. OH!
They're dead!
She finds them dead...
They're only a vessel!
So in a way she's creating a tribute to each animal she finds
Are they all shitfaced and texidermy-ing?
'Where's my grandma? I'll taxiderm her...'
"That's where Ive got... my bird."
I love that, look! Haha! Tupperware - 'dead'
She stores it next to the food...
Get a second fridge
That's... you don't want that confusion.
Yeah you know well taxidermy is a thing, but maybe do it professionally?
I imagine her making love to some man and on one side she's making love to him like this right?
and on the other side she's stroking a dead turtle.
"I'm addicted to pulling hair out of shower drains..."
Haha
"It has to be slimy..."
EUGOOOOH!
It HAS to be slimy?!
He cleans the shower, whats the problem?
Do you not get satisfaction when you find a, like...
No.
"Long brown hair is probably my favorite..."
Oh he's got types!
Women would love this guy!
I could do with him around my flat.
Definitely.
It is satisfying though! When you get it out, it's...
Yeah, but he pulls actively, do you actively go in to people's houses?
"I have this anxiety, and then I get the hair, and then like, BAM..."
Normally its like the other way around, it's like oh shit I have to clean the drain!
I have to clean the drain!
EUGH!
How are you gonna get him help? How do you ween someone off pulling hair?
'Just take a little but out today, John'
Definitely the creepiest
But its just an anxiety thing
I mean as long as he keeps it safe and just does small drains he'll be alright...
Safe drains? If you have safe sex, y'know, safe drains...?
"I'm addicted to eating dry wall..."
OHHH GOD!
Oh my...
Okay this one HAS to be VERY dangerous
"It started innocently with a bite of chalk..."
OH JESUS!
Haha! 'Innocently'???
I mean she's hitting the electrics there...
It's only a matter of time.. BZZT!
Your dry wall, your meat and two veg, glass of milk!
It's definitely connected to the loss of her mother
and that's kinda sad!
I feel sorry for her family!
LITERALLY eating them out of house and home...
I don't think I'd be bothered with thinking about 'ooh where did this all start?'
because at the end of the day, she's just eating the wall...
I mean, but, I just wonder how she STARTED
Its the broke walls that suffer though...
at the end of the day!
It's like you're addicted to cigarettes
You could be told a million times all the risks but you'll still smoke
It's free television, isn't it? It's like a modern freakshow
point and laugh at something different.
'Cause it makes me feel about my own crazy life
Like 'no matter how bad things get, you're not eating cat hair!'
I wouldn't feel better about myself because I'd be like...
at any time, at any moment you could meet someone that eats walls...
Ryan, I never thought about it like that!...
That makes me feel, hmmm...
That's okay, Ive ruined your life now :)