HOWELL!
HOWELL! --ROTO CONE HOW HEEL SAMANTHA BROWN, AND
THIS IS OUR FINAL ITEM
FOR THIS HOUR, WE'VE GOT
A GREAT HOSE --
>>HOST:, WHEN IT'S TIME
TO RETRACT THE HOSE TO R
GIVEN A LITTLE LIKE THE
LITTLE TUG AND ADJUSTER
TRACKS
TRACKS
TRACKS >>HOST: COME BACK TO >>H
ME!, COME BACK I'M
COMING BACK TO YOU!
>>HOST: LOOK AT THAT,
HOW COOL IS THAT!
>>HOST: YOU MOUNTED TO
THE WALL >>HOST: OR YOU
DO NOT HAVE TO MOUNT IT,
YOU HAVE A CHOICE! YOU
CAN ACTUALLY HAVE ON THE
FLOOR OR THE AMOUNT OF
MARCO WHEN YOU TAKE IT
(...) I'M GOING TO KEEP
GOING AND GOING TO PULL
BACK AND VALERIE IS BACK
GOING TO TELL YOU HOW
MUCH IT COSTS, BUT I MUC
LOVE THAT WHEN I AM
WATERING THE LANDS, WHEN
I AM FILLING THE POOL UP
WITH WATER -- PLANT LIFE
TO DO IS GIVE IT A TO DO
LITTLE TUG AND IT'S LITT
GOING TO BE A WILL, GOIN
RIGHT BACK IN THERE AND
GOING RIGHT BACK!
>>HOST: 65 FEET IS THE
LENGTH ON THIS
RETRACTABLE >>HOST: 65
FEET!
FEET!
FEET! >>HOST: YOU'RE GETTING >
ME HOSE IN THE CASE, IT
DOES HAVE THE MOUNT
BOARDS, AND FLEXPAY THIS
MORNING I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH WE HAVE LEFT BUT MU
FOR THIS HOURLY, $17.49
ON FOUR FLEX DATA GET
THIS. THIS IS BY
STANLEY, SHE IS HAVING
WAY TOO MUCH FUN!
>>HOST: DOC CLOTH I'M
HAVING A TIME, DOES THAT
MEAN YOU'RE GOING FROM
OVER WATER THE LAWN IF I
BUY THIS MARCO I WILL!
[LAUGHTER], DO YOU KNOW
WHAT A PAIN IT IS LIKE
WRAPUP THE HOSE, WRAP UP
THE HOSE, WRAP UP THE
HOUSE. A WHILE FOUR HOU
FLEX PAYMENTS UNDER $18,
AND IT IS JUST WEAR THIS
HOUR! THIS IS JUST A
QUICK 12 MIN. PESCHEL
>>HOST: THANK YOU FOR >>
THE CALLS AND ORDERS ON
THE FIRE PIT (...)
MOONLIGHT MARKDOWNS IS
SUPER LIMITED CLEARANCE
PRICES -- SPECIAL HOLY
ANOTHER OUR THIS RADIO
>>HOST: I DO MORE
MOONLIGHT MARKDOWNS!
MOONLIGHT MARKDOWNS! >>HOST: WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE IN THE NEXT
HOUR?
HOUR?
HOUR? >>HOST: IT IS TOUGH, BUT
I REALLY LIKE THE FRESH
POPPED POPCORN, BECAUSE
I'M ALL ABOUT POPCORN.
>>HOST: THAT IS GREAT >>
FOR MY GREAT
>>HOST: MICROWAVE AND
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET
ALL OF THE BURNT SEVEN
THE BOTTOM OF THOSE THE
BAGS! I HOPE OKAY BAGS!
THAT'S AN >>HOST:, JACK
RUBY
RUBY
RUBY >>HOST: IS A SPECIAL >>H
MOVE MARKDOWN >>HOST: I
CAN EVEN TELL YOU!
>>HOST: IS RADICAL NOW,
WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS W
IS GOING YOU'RE DONE
FILLING THE BLOOD,
WATERING THE PLANTS,
CLEANING THE PORCH,
WHATEVER, --POOL UP ALL
YESTERDAY AS ICONIC AS
ALL THE WAY BACK INSIDE
I AM DONE WITH MY WORK,
COULD JUST ACTUALLY
ADJUSTER AND WITH
EXCITEMENT IS FUNNY!,
THOSE YOUR EXERCISES
MORNING
MORNING
MORNING >>HOST: WAS IT WAS MY
CARDIO! WHERE'S MY CARD
ADULT BEVERAGE?
ADULT BEVERAGE? >>HOST: WE JUST MOVED
INTO A NEW HOUSE, SO, IN
THE THING ONE OF THE
ISSUES, WITH THE ISSUES,
PROBLEMS WE HAVE, IS PRO
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
THE HOUSE. AS WE HAD
BEGUN INHABITABLE IN
THAT, WHY? BECAUSE IT TH
HAD BEEN JUMBLED UP
TOGETHER, SOME BUREAU BY
GOV. STEPPED ON, STUDIED
MUSICAL, AND THEN YOU DO
HAVE THE HOSE THAT YOU
CANNOT HIDE A PLACE FOR,
THINGS START TO FIND
WASTER AND YOU END UP
HAVING LIKE LITTLE
CRITTERS AND RODENTS IN
STOCK. THIS ACTUALLY
ENCASES (...) PLUS IT
COMES WITH THE HOUSE.
>>HOST: HOW LONG IS THE
HOSE? OH 65 FEET!
>>HOST: 65 FEET WHILE!
>>HOST: THIS STANLEY >>H
CASE SWINGS IF YOU HAVE
IT MOUNTED 180° >>HOST:
LOOK AT
LOOK AT
LOOK AT >>HOST: YOU THINK ABOUT,
WINGSPAN YOU CAN GET WIN
WITH YOUR 65 FOOT HOSE,
WHEN YOU SAID YOU CAN
MOUNTED ON THE WALL, BUT
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO? I
WILL YOU DOUBT BABY ON
ONE AMOUNT TO, MAYBE A
NAP ON THE FLOOR
>>HOST: THERE IT IS!
WITHOUT!, THIS IS WITHO
REALLY SUCH A GREAT ITEM
WITHOUT!, THIS IS WITHO REALLY SUCH A GREAT ITEM!
>>HOST:
>>HOST: MAYBE YOU DID >> NOT WAKE UP THIS MORNING
LIKE THE BUNNY TOPIARY
(...) BUT YOU'RE LOOKING
AT RIGHT NOW YOU'RE
THINKING WOULD'VE THESE
ARE NOT YOUR HOUSE?
>>HOST: BY THE WAY,
MIDWEST LEFT? I'M 150 OF
THESE GO AROUND.
>>HOST: WEASELED OUT OF
OUR LAST ITEM, 150,
FINAL, FINAL, FINAL -- F
WE SOLD OUT
>>HOST: STANLEY OF >>HOS
COURSE IS THE NAME YOU
KNOW AND TRUST FOR HOME
AND GARDEN AND TOOLS.
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY MADE
REALLY, REALLY WELL FOR
THE OUTDOOR, FOR THE
WEATHER, A 65
FOOT? >>HOST: YES!
>>HOST: 65 FEET
>>HOST: LET ME TAKE A
NICE WALK!
NICE WALK! >>HOST: YOU CAN TAKE IT
ALL THE WAY OUT WHEN YOU
WANT CLEAN ABOUT HOW YOU
HAVE ABOUT?
HAVE ABOUT? >>HOST: NO! [LAUGHTER]
>>HOST: ISSETA CAN I
CLEAR THIS? -- A BOAT
>>HOST: DID IT SPLASH
>>HOST: . YOU!
>>HOST: I WOULD NEVER
FORGIVE MYSELF IF I HAD
>>HOST: DID YOU SEE
ACTUALLY HOW IT BROUGHT
ITSELF ALL THE WAY BACK?
AND IT DID NOT SLAP IN
THE FACE THAT GO
EVERYWHERE!
EVERYWHERE! >>HOST: DIDN'T HIT ME
WITH BASE!
WITH BASE! >>HOST: [LAUGHTER] -- IN
THE FACE OF NEXT TIME TH
I'M GOING TO DO THAT AND
IT'S PRETTY, THEY'RE
>>HOST: THAT MEANS YOU
CAN ACTUALLY PUT THE CAN
KIDS WERE TOO. >>HOST:
YOUR CANDIDATE OUT
>>HOST: DOES THAT MEAN
I'M THE CHILD? A MCKAY?
>>HOST: NO!
>>HOST: NO! >>HOST: I WHAT YOU DO
[INAUDIBLE]
[INAUDIBLE] >>HOST: NOT IT IS
ACTUALLY REALLY EASY,
>>HOST: IT IS NOT LIKE
>>HOST: BUT IT DOES >>
HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF
RESISTANCE IT'S NOT JUST
LINKING
LINKING
LINKING >>HOST: IT IS NOT JUST
LYING AROUND!
LYING AROUND! >>HOST: ONCE IT STOPS,
>>HOST: YOU COULD LIKE
THAT
THAT
THAT >>HOST: I MIGHT >>HOST:
OVAL-LINK IS
OVAL-LINK IS >>HOST: IT'S FINE,
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WENT
TO FEEL HOW BRINGS ME
BACK YARDS PER
>>HOST: [LAUGHTER], SO
GRACEFUL ! YOU'RE SO
PERFECT!
PERFECT!
PERFECT! >>HOST: I KNOW DO YOU
SOME SORT OF BAND BUT IT
IS VERY PRETTY! YOU IS
HAVE A LITTLE PINK
BALLERINA CLOTHES ON BAL
TOO! ALMOST WHITE
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] >>HOST: I WANT TO MAKE
SURE THAT EVERYBODY SURE
KNOWS ABOUT OUR FLEXPAYS
SURE THAT EVERYBODY SURE KNOWS ABOUT OUR FLEXPAYS,
AND ENDS AT THIS HOUR,
WHICH IS WHAT SENTIMENTS
GO, PEOPLE ARE LOVING
THIS -- 7 MIN. TO GO
>>HOST: 65 THE OF THE
STANLEY CASE, YOU CAN
MOUNTED
MOUNTED
MOUNTED >>HOST: UNDER 100 LEFT
>>HOST: FINAL QUANTITY
>>HOST: $70.49, THAT'S
INCREDIBLE HYPE AND
$17.49
$17.49
$17.49 >>HOST: 8 MIN. OR SO,
FINAL 1/10 OZ. -- $70.49
>>HOST: WE ARE WE ARE >>
NOT GOING TO (...) UNDER
100 PEOPLE GET THIS DEAL.
>>HOST: REGULAR PRICES
$50 OFF, FLEXPAY WE HAVE
THE FLEXPAYS FOR THIS
HOUR ONLY. SHIPPING AND
HANDLING IS ALSO FIVE
DOLLARS
DOLLARS
DOLLARS >>HOST: FIVE DOLLARS AND
THAT'S SUBSTANTIAL!
THAT'S SUBSTANTIAL! >>HOST: SUBSTANTIAL
>>HOST: SUBSTANTIAL SAVINGS RIGHT THERE. SO
YOU'RE SAVING $50,
SHIPPING AND HANDLING IS
FIVE DOLLARS, FO
FLEXPAYS FOR THIS HOUR
ONLY AND THAT IS ONLY
ABOUT 6 MIN. 30 TO GET
THIS SPECIAL >>HOST:
DEMONS YET?
DEMONS YET? >>HOST: I DO!
STANDARDIZED APPLEWHITE
STANDARDIZED APPLEWHITE IS LOU CAPUTO!
>>HOST: STEP BACK
>>HOST:, LOOK ABOUT! ES!
>>HOST:, LOOK ABOUT! YES!
>>HOST: IS MUCH SOFTER
THIS TIME!
THIS TIME! >>HOST: BECAUSE IT HAS,
THERE STILL A LITTLE
WATER COMING OUT.
>>HOST: IT HAS A SAFETY
(...) YOU'RE NOT GOING (
TO LOSE THE HOUSE.
>>HOST: YOU'RE RIGHT! >
SO IT'S NOT TO BE A
MAGNIFICENT MY HAND IN
THERE LIKE WHATEVER TO
GET IT OUT! >>HOST: I
SHOULD'VE HAD A BETTER
ANALOGY
ANALOGY
ANALOGY >>HOST: [LAUGHTER] AND
WHEN YOU PULL ON IT IT
DOES ACTUALLY STOP SO,
THEY GIVE EVEN ONE BEER
ATTRACTED, IT WILL
ACTUALLY STAY IN THE
POSITION THAT POSITION T
YOU >>HOST: IDENTITY
>>GUEST: UNTUTORED TO
RETRACTED >>HOST: IT RET
WILL STAY IN THE WILL ST
POSITION WHERE YOU PLACE
IT, AND SO JUST A LOT OF!
>>HOST: THIS IS ALSO
PROBABLY GOING TO
THOUGHT, THREE MORE
MINUTES IN WITH MINUTES
EVERYBODY ON THE LINE,
NEED YOU HAVE LEFT? LESS
THAN 100, AGAIN, THAN 10
WHATEVER BE ONLINE. AYBE
TWO OR THREE MORE TWO OR
MINUTES AND IT IS ALL
COMPLETELY GONE. IF YOU
LIKE TO PICK THIS UP, WE
USED YOU KNOW USE USED Y
EXPRESS AUTOMATED
EXPRESS AUTOMATED ORDERING OR GO TO ORDERI
HSN.COM CABBAGES 456974
IS YOUR ITEM NUMBER.
>>HOST: WE'RE DOING THIS
LIMIT MARKDOWNS -- AND
SEARCH
SEARCH
SEARCH >>HOST: VALERIE IS GOING
TO CONTINUE ON IN !,
WITHOUT ME, BUT SHE HAS
GUEST IN HER NEXT HOUR,
SO IT'S GOING TO BE LOTS
OF FUN GOT
>>HOST: NOW, TWO ARE
MINUTES. $70.49, SO I
WANT YOU TO THINK YOU WA
BUY -- $17.49 DO YOU BUY
HAVE TO WIND THE HOSE, H
IS IT STICKY DOESN'T IS
HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE
GRASS, MAYBE YOU JUST
MODE, YOU HAVE TO WASH
YOUR HANDS AFTERWARDS,
HOW ABOUT GETTING THIS
ITEM FROM STANLEY, WHEN
YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT,
YOU COULD JUST LET GO YO
AND IT GOES RIGHT BACK
AND EVEN WITH THE SAFETY
BALL, SEE DON'T EVEN BAL
HAVE TO REACH IN AND
START ALL OVER AGAIN. OU
CAN PUT IN AN ATTACHMENT
THE END OF THIS COMIC TH
AND SEE TOGETHER AND AND
GOES INTO YOUR WATER
SOURCE, AND YOU CAN MOVE
AROUND ALL THE WAY
AROUND, HUNDRED 70°, OR,
YOU CAN JUST PUT IT ON
THE GROUND. YOU CAN
MOUNTED ON THE WALL
ABSOLUTELY, BUT YOU DO
NOT HAVE TO.
>>HOST: YOU'RE SAVING A
FEW DOLLARS, SHIPPING FE
AND HANDLING IS NOW FIVE
DOLLARS! SO IT IS A DOL
FLAT FIVE DOLLARS TO FLA
SHIP THIS ANYWHERE IN SH
THE COUNTRY. IT IS THE
VERY, VERY STURDY, COMES
AT THE TENURE WARRANTY,
SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT
THEM LIKE STEELY, YOU
KNOW YOU'RE GETTING THE
BEST OF THE BEST.
>>HOST: TENURE WARRANTY!
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO YOU
WORRY ABOUT GETTING A WO
NEW HOUSE, NEW CASE FOR
YOUR HOSE FOR ANOTHER 10
YEARS! -- TINY YEAR, WE
HAVE NOT ELECTED THESE
NOW SO I'M REALLY NOW SO
EXCITED THAT SO MANY OF
YOU ARE JUMPING ON THE
PHONES. TO PICK THIS PH
UP. -- 10 YEAR
>>HOST: I WILL BE BACK
TOMORROW SO PLEASE STAY
TUNED, BECAUSE I HAVE
ANOTHER HOUR OF ANOTHER
MOONLIGHT MARKDOWNS.
MOONLIGHT MARKDOWNS. AFTER GREAT CITRONELLA
CANDLES THAT SOME OF
THOSE ARE STILL
AVAILABLE, WE ALSO HAVE
THE LACKING, I WANT HER
MIND YOU THAT EVERYTHING
WE HAVE IN THIS HOUR,
THAT -- WAGON THAT
FLEXPAY WITH EXPIRE WERE
ONLY, MAKE SURE THE
YOU'RE CALLING INTO THAT
IF YOU'RE CALLING IN THE
ORDERING PROCESS IN YOUR
ORDERING STATE OF THE
REPRESENTATIVE I KNOW
THAT FLEXPAYS IS OUR
ONLY, WHAT ELSE IS IN ON
THE HOUR THAT AS A THE H
SLEIGH BELLS HOURLY?
MAYBE YOUR GROUT THOSE
CANDLES, MAYBE YOU WANT
TO GET THAT HEART. I
WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT
YOU KNOW LAST CHANCE, --
FLEXPAYS FOR THIS HOUR
ONLY, I WANT TO TAKE
ANOTHER WALK IN THE LAST
40 SECONDS, 30 SECONDS 4
SO I WILL TAKE A LITTLE
QUICK WALK, WHEN I TAKE
MY HOUSE, WHEN I AM MY H
WATER MY PLANTS, FILLING
UP MY SWIMMING POOL, YOU
KNOW YOU LIKE IT OUR
GUESS I SHOULD'VE
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] >>HOST: I'M GOING TO >>H
GIVE A LITTLE PULL AND
THEN I'M GOING TO LET GO
OF IT. THERE YOU GO!
YOUR HOSE GOES RIGHT BAC
OF IT. THERE YOU GO! YOUR HOSE GOES RIGHT BACK
UP TO YOUR BASE UNIT
HERE FROM STANLEY!
>>HOST: SO, THAT IS OUR
FINAL ITEM, 10 MORE
SECONDS LEFT IN THE SHOW
FINAL ITEM, 10 MORE SECONDS LEFT IN THE SHOW,
THEY DO SO MUCH FOR
JOINING US FOR MOONLIGHT
MARKDOWNS, PLEASE
MARKDOWNS, PLEASE CONTINUE TO WATCH MY CON
VERY GOOD FRIEND