RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNET HEADLINES, IT'S RAPID REFRESH!
>> NOW, WE HAVE SOME AMAZING GUESTS AND SURPRISES ALL WEEK,
TO CELEBRATE OUR TRIP TO THE BIG APPLE AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
TO REPLACE THE SEATS OF ALL THE WOMEN IN THE AUDIENCE AFTER THIS
FIRST ONE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JON HAMM!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, HE GETS IT!
>> BALLER ALERT.
>> Chris: YEP. YEP.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME, CHRIS.
I HEARD YOU WERE IN TOWN, I HAD TO COME ON.
I AM SO EXCITED BECAUSE I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN OF THE SHOW, OF
ALL YOU GUYS 0 AND OF ALL THINGS INTERNET.
AND YOU KNOW WHY I LOVE THE INTERNET.
>> Chris: PORN?
>> NOT JUST GAY PORN, CHRIS.
>> Chris: I DIDN'T SAY EVERY GAY PORN, I JUST SAID PORN.
I AM DRAWING A BLANK IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE.
>> CATS, CHRIS, CATS!
>> Chris: OKAY, YEAH. CATS.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GREAT.
NOW, DOGS MAY BE MAN'S BEST FRIEND BUT CATS ARE CLEARLY
MAN'S BEST SNUGGLE BUDDY.
>> Chris: OH, OKAY.
SO GAY PORN.
BUT WHEN YOU TRY TO SNUGLING A CAT DON'T YOU JUST END UP
LOOKING LIKE WOLVERINE ATTACKED YOU?
>> THAT'S THE FUN OF IT.
I MEAN, THE INTERNET OFFERS SO MANY VARIETY OF CATS.
THERE IS GRUMPY CAT.
THERE IS ANGRY CAT, THERE IS CATS WITH TOP HATS.
AND THERE ARE CATS WITH CANES AND CATS WITH 401-KS.
>> Chris: WHY WOULD THERE BE CATS WITH RETIREMENT FUNDS?
>> CHRIS, THEY HAVE NINE LIVES.
>> Chris: OH, RIGHT. YEAH.
I AM SORRY.
>> THAT'S A LOT OF RETIREMENTS.
>> Chris: YEAH, NO. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY. I'M STUPID.
I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT THAT WAY.
HE IS RIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> YOU GUYS GET IT.
FORTUNATELY PLOTS OF CATS ARE HARD WORKERS LIKE THE CATS THAT
HANG OUT IN SOME OF NEW YORK'S FINEST BODEGAS.
THEY WATCH OVER AISLES OF EXPIRED MAYONNAISE, GUATEMALAN
TOOTHPASTE AND OFF BRAND SPANISH FLY.
AND THEY ARE FEATURED ON THE FANTASTIC BODEGA CATS TUMBLR.
SO COMEDIANS, WHICH OF THESE PICTURES ON THE BODEGA CATS
TUMBLR GOT THE MOST VOTES.
>> A, THIS LITTLE KITKAT.
>> Chris: OH, GOO, GA, GA. >> HE'S A PIECE OF CANDY!
>> Chris: I WILL SPIT IT UP FOR HALLOWEEN.
>> SPIT IT OUT?
>> SO HE CAN EAT IT AGAIN.
>> OH, OKAY.
B, THIS CAT BOMBED OUT ON THE BEER DELIVERY.
OR C THIS CAT THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE DON DRAPER DID MOST OF
LAST SEASON.
>> Chris: NIKKI.
>> I AM GOING WITH C, JON, BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO TALK TO
YOU.
>> OKAY.
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, IN FACT, C.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Chris: AND NIKKI DID GET TO
TALK TO JON HAMM.
>> OKAY, NOW COMEDIANS.
FOR BONUS POINTS GIVE ME A TWEET FROM THIS HUNG OVER BODEGA CAT.
>> Chris: NIKKI.
>> GOT SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT I TOOK SOME RANDOM CHILDLESS WOMAN
HOME.
>> Chris: POINTS.
JOHN MULANEY.
>> HELP I AM ON THE TOP SHELF, GET THAT LONG BODEGA STICK WITH
THE HORSESHOE ON THE END OF IT.
>> Chris: POINTS.
JUDAH FRIEDLANDER.
>> OF ALL THE DAYS TO GET HUNGOVER, I GOT TO RIP-UP THREE
COUCHES BY NOON AND (BLEEP) ON THE PILLOW.
>> Chris: YES.
POINTS.
EXCELLENT!
A HUGE HAND FOR JON HAMM, EVERYONE.
BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY, I WOULD LIKE TO SINCERELY THANK
YOU FROM TAKING A BREAK FROM YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE TO COME PLAY
WITH US.
>> CHRIS, I ALWAYS BRAKE FOR CATS.