- I'm a virgin.
- Only one is telling the truth.
- [Both] And we're here to find the real virgin.
- Let's get into it.
For this first round, give us a little introduction.
- I am Bryan.
I'm a chem major, trying to get into forensic science.
I like anime video games. Cool.
- I'm Caleb and I have anxiety.
(laughter)
I chose to say I have anxiety because I have anxiety.
End of story.
- My name's Andre.
I make music. Think J Cole.
And I make content.
- I'm Austin. I like to collect moss in my free time.
- Moss?
- Like the, like a plant.
- Like the plant, yeah.
Yeah. Like stagnant.
- You go outside and touch grass and stuff?
- I don't need to, it's in my room.
Oh, I think moss is really beautiful when it's
in like a small terrarium or ecosystem.
It kind of gives like a, like a little mini fairytale vibe.
I'm TJ, I'm hopefully a future dentist, recent college grad
and I like playing basketball in my free time.
- I was sussed out about like TJ and Brian from the start
especially TJ because like he just
he looks like he has sex.
- I'm Kaleb. I'm from Fresno, California
and I'm a social media manager.
I'm at church and I also make music
and I'm a podcast producer as well.
(bell rings)
- I run social media for my church.
I was like--
- Do you, do you run social media for your church?
- Coming into this,
I had an idea of who might be a virgin for whatever reason.
Right? You do you.
- Know, I feel like wearing a Naruto shirt's
a little too obvious.
You know, I like Naruto too, but I'm not a virgin.
- I feel like people that go
to cons or like watch anime, like they're freaky.
- They're, they're freaky.
No, lemme tell you.
- You're getting it.
- You're a freak, aren't you?
- No. Yeah. I don't know.
I think I'm
- I probably shouldn't have brought the Naruto t-shirt.
- I also feel like the social media manager for the church.
I feel like
- For the church, it's a little too long.
I feel like it's too on the nose.
- This guy's giving us nothing.
So I'm automatically super suss about him.
He looks like a, like a, like a cartoon.
He's dressed like a cartoon character.
Yeah kind of like Phineas and Ferb?
- Yeah. He just gave nothing.
(bell rings)
(tense music)
- The first person eliminated is
- TJ.
(buzzer sounds)
- I guess that's a compliment 'cause they're
like, oh, there's no way he's a virgin.
But also, like I feel like I could have proved myself
my virginity better if I had more time.
But it is what it is.
- If you are all claiming to be virgins
what is your reasoning?
It can be such a sensitive topic.
There's so many reasons.
And I think it was hard teetering that line
of being, you know, sensitive and open-minded
but also trying to figure out the answer.
- I, I'm a Christian, stay pure before marriage
and everything so I believe in that.
Even before, I wasn't a Christian though.
Like I just felt God pulling me like kind of away from that
just to protect me in a way.
And so that's kind of like why I've just kind
of like stayed away from it.
- If you can believe it.
It's hard to meet people with similar hobbies.
I'm not really great
with going out and meeting new people
and it's tough out there.
- I'm a man of God.
I grew up Pentecostal, but now I'm more non-nominational.
A lot of my music is themed in Christian themes
not that I'm not necessarily a Christian rapper
but it kind of weaves in there.
So I, I wanna walk what I preach.
- I'm not waiting for anything.
I just have anxiety.
That's my issue.
- I have anxiety. I'm like, me too, bro.
But what does that mean?
- Okay. You've done it when you, like, you talk
to a girl and you like bring her home
and like you've kissed a girl and stuff like that.
But I've never gotten
to the point like where I've actually hooked up with her.
I literally just spoon her the entire night.
- That's cute.
- Oh yeah. Like girls.
Girls don't generally find me attractive.
I, I meet a lot of people who hasn't commented
with anime, but like, we only really just talked
about like animated video games and that's really about it.
Like doesn't go further than that.
- With Bryan, I was just sussed about him from the start
but like, just like from the answers I was like
like you're trying to be too convincing.
- Yeah. - You know what I mean?
Okay. For virginity, like define virginity to you.
Like what is
- I feel like it's pretty hard to define.
I think typically people think of like penetrative sex
but that's obviously not always the case.
I think it's up to the two people to decide what that is.
Yeah, if you're straight
it's definitely like pounding the punani.
But like, if you're not, then
I mean it's definitely like intercourse.
That's why I would like, yeah.
- Alright, cut the bullshit.
What's everyone's favorite porn category?
(crickets chirp)
(laughter)
- I don't have one.
I, I straight up just don't, I don't know.
- So you just like click on whatever
- If yeah, when if if I do it, yeah.
- Oh my pats are gonna kill me.
(laughter)
Reverse gang bang.
- So hard.
- That's pretty intense.
- Who doesn't watch porn?
They thought I was suss, but that's clearly not even suss.
I feel like us virgins watch porn.
I also don't really like watch videos
but I like read like hand-eye at the (indistinct).
- My guy.
(bell rings)
- Oh, this is so hard.
I think he's lying.
I also think he's lying 'cause I don't know
the reverse gang bang really did it for me. (laughter)
- I dunno.
Yeah. But I feel like, I feel like if
if you're gonna watch something
and it felt like a very honest answer.
I feel like he was telling the truth.
I don't know.
They both have nose piercings
and that just screams slut to me.
- No, I
- That just screams slut.
- Every like, I think Christian musicians have like
a nose string and like a, and wear like a hat.
I don't catch up. See I'm Christian
- Musicians.
- Sex is fun and all, but do you know what else is fun?
- Subscribing to the channel for more videos like this.
Now let's get back to it.
Okay, so the first person eliminated is (buzzer)
aka moss guy.
- Moss guy.
Women love plants you know, so it's like
you got plant roots,
- You can cultivate some gardens, you can cultivate a lake.
(laughter)
- Hey there little mama, you like plants?
- So the next person eliminated is Caleb. (buzzer)
(suspenseful music)
- I feel like one of them is like, like very obvious.
Do you know what I mean?
Like when people think like
oh this person might be a virgin.
You know what I'm talking about?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- But I feel like it might not be what we expect.
And also, you know, y'all might be really good fibbers.
We also have two people that are talking
about religious beliefs.
Yeah. And I know that that's a very big thing.
So that's throwing me off too.
- Defend your case.
We'll start
- The defending a virgin.
- Yeah, we'll start from you.
- Yeah, I'm just, you know, a virgin.
I have not really done anything 'cause I mostly just focused
on my studies and I feel like my past experiences kind
of changed how I came to be, if that makes sense.
- Yeah. I feel like I don't fit the stereotype.
I don't know, I just never really got into it.
- Into what?
- With women.
So basically...
- The puns are good
- Hands is as far as I've gone in high school.
And then after that
once I started getting focused, music started working.
- I guess for me,
I definitely was doing a lot of stuff in high school
but never went that far.
And, and that kind of carried into like my adult years.
But I just never went that far.
Just 'cause like God was just telling me like, no.
- What were you guys like in like college or high school?
Like did you have a lot of friends?
Did you not have friends?
Did you like partying?
- I was in the marching band in high school
and like the drum line.
That's like the cool people of the marching band.
- Is it?
- But still marching band, you know.
(laughter)
- I played two sports, soccer and baseball
and then out of school I made music.
- High school, I was like a bit of a loner, you know
I got picked on a lot.
I mostly just stuck
to like academics at end of college, Covid came.
So I feel like that's also another reason
I don't like go out a lot.
- What's the worst thing that you've ever lied about?
- One time...
Oh God. It's on the spot.
Like, I think
so I
I guess I lied to my parents about a test score.
(bell rings)
- There is no way.
I mean that's, that's the biggest lie you ever told
- Lying about a chemistry test grade, sir.
- Okay. I, I literally, I literally have no idea.
I was thinking
- Okay, who are we voting out?
- I don't know though
'cause his answers were super genuine.
You know what, maybe, maybe do you?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay. Yeah.
- Like definitely him.
- I dunno, this guy could be a big freaking liar.
- Well, let's just pick, let's just pick which one
screams virgin to you the most?
(suspenseful music)
The first person eliminated...
(buzzer)
- Wow. I did not expect that.
- He was just like giggling a lot.
You know, sometimes when you lie...
- He was freaking me out.
- You like giggle a little bit.
The next person eliminated is
(buzzer)
It was such a hard, we were sweating.
It was such a hard decision that I was like,
- Panicking
- If the lights turn green,
Andre was telling the truth.
And you guessed right, if the lights turn red,
Andre was lying to you.
(suspenseful music plays)
(girl screams) (laughter)
- I'm not a virgin.
- Yeah. Now we know.
- I'm telling your pastor
- Can the real virgin please step forward
and also raise their hand.
(arousing music)
- No! (laughter)
- Dude, let's go.
- Giggles!
- I'm a virgin because I've kind of chosen to take
that route mainly because of my faith with Christianity.
You know, I believe I should stay pure until I'm married
and that's kind of why I've taken that path.
Yeah. So I'm not a virgin.
Most of half of my music's about sex.
- Oh!
- And I am in a form of a poly relationship.
(laughter)
- So super first gang bang!
- So yeah.
- So kissed me alive.
- You gotta, you gotta flip. (laughs)
- We were close
and we were right about him being a freak.
- I felt like I was a great fit
for the show because I'm well aware
or I'm confident of how I'm perceived as, and I felt
like me being here is able to like break these stereotypes
in one way or another.
That'll be great.
- What the heck does a virgin look like?
I think that is a thing.
It doesn't, you know,
it challenged all of my stereotypes.
Anyone could be a virgin.
Yeah.
- Doesn't really matter what your background is.
I have a lot of friends who are, you have the same faith
as me that are not virgins and that's okay.
You know, I just, I'm still they're friend.
You know, there's nothing bad about it.
- I'm not a virgin
And I still have anxiety. (laughter)
- Awesome. Nice.
- Yeah. That never went away.
(giggles)
That's where we're at.
- An anxious king.
- Hey ah! (laughter)