I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU. ALLISON, BRYAN, YOU HAVE BEEN
HERE MANY TIMES ON THE SHOW AND HONESTLY YOU'VE BEEN TWO OF OUR
ABSOLUTE FAVORITE GUESTS. WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR US ON THE
SHOW. EVERY TIME.
ALLISON, WE HAVE RUN OUT INTO CROSSWALKS AND DONE THE SOUND OF
MUSIC AND CRAZY "WEST WING" PARODIES WITH ME, YOU, AND
BRADLEY WHITFORD AT ALL OF THE GREAT THINGS YOU'VE DONE.
BRYAN, SOME OF THE THINGS WE'VE DONE HAVE BEEN RIDICULOUS IN THE
EXTREME. WE HAVE BEEN IN MAN BANDS AND WE
COVERED YOU IN HAIR. YOU HAVE BEEN THE ELF ON THE
SHELF. IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME, YOU ARE TO
PEOPLE WHO I LOVE AND ADMIRE SO MUCH.
I CANNOT THANK YOU, ON BEHALF OF EVERYBODY HERE ON THE SHOW, HOW
YOU'VE BEEN WITH US ON THE WORK YOU HAVE DONE.
WE HAVE PUT TOGETHER A MONTAGE OF SOME OF BRYAN CRANSTON AND
ALLISON JANNEY'S FINEST MOMENTS ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
BRILLIANT, STUNNING, BEAUTIFUL ALLISON JANNEY.
SO EXCITED. SO EXCITED HE IS HERE,
MR. BRYAN CRANSTON. HOLD ON.
WHO IS THAT? [LAUGHTER]
>> ALLISON JANNEY. WHAT WAS SHE IN AGAIN?
>> MOM, THE HELP, THE WEST WING. THIS WEST WING SKETCH.
>> James: AND I LOVE HER IN THIS SKETCH.
>> OH, MY GOD, IT'S HAPPENING. >> CONSTANTLY HAVING TO ANSWER.
>> Allison: THAT'S HOW YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
ME THE BEST -- >> James: ONCE THE LONGEST
TRAIN ROUTE IN THE INDIAN SUBCONTINENT.
>> Allison: I DO KNOW THIS ONE.
>> James: FOR REAL? >> ♪ VOICES NEVER SHARE AND NO
ONE DARE ♪ >> HI, JAMES.
>> HI, JAMES. >> Allison: WHO WAS THE
QUARTERBACK? ARE YOU THE QUARTERBACK?
>> THAT'S A DIFFERENT SPORT. >> James: ARE YOU OKAY?
WHAT'S HAPPENED. >> I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A
CARJACKING. [LAUGHTER]
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL YOU?
JANN-TASTIC. [LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Allison: SO GREAT.
>> Bryan: THAT MUST'VE BEEN SOME KISS.
I DON'T REMEMBER IT. >> James: YOU DON'T REMEMBER
THAT KISS? >> Brett: DO IT AGAIN?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: YOU DON'T REMEMBER
IT? >> Bryan: I'M SORRY.
>> James: SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE HAD SUCH FUN WITH YOU BOTH.
I REALLY CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE DONE
HERE AT THE SHOW, FOR ALL OF US. >> Allison: THANK YOU FOR
EVERYONE YOU HAVE DONE FOR EVERYONE, AMERICA.
YOU ARE THE BEST. WE LOVE YOU.
>> James: I LOVE YOU TOO. BRETT, WE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO
FEEL LEFT US WE'VE ALSO GOT A MONTAGE OF YOUR GREATEST MOMENTS
ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW." HAVE A LOOK.
THE GLORIOUS, THE MIGHTY BRECHT GOLDSTEIN IS HERE.
THERE HE IS. [APPLAUSE]
>> Brett: SURREAL MEMORIES. >> James: HOW DOES IT FEEL
LOOKING BACK AT THAT? >> Brett: YOU FORGET.
>> James: YOU DO. YOU FORGET.
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?
>> Reggie: I DO. TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO...
OUR GUESTS TONIGHT. CAN YOU DESCRIBE WHAT YOU FEEL
WHEN YOU HEAR THIS PARTICULAR SOUND?
[SQUEAKING, GROWLING, SCREAMING] >> James: ALLISON?
>> Allison: I FEEL LIKE I WATCHED THE ALIEN WESTERN AT
FAST SPEED. >> Brett: LIKE I WAS BRUSHING
MY TEETH AND THEN IN THE DRAIN WAS A LIZARD GIVING BIRTH.
AND THE BABY WAS MEANINGFUL. PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO STEAL THE
BABY. THERE IS A GUNFIGHT AND THE BABY
GOT AWAY NOW THE BABY IS ON THIS JOURNEY.
>> James: BRYAN. >> Bryan: THAT BABY WAS
HIDEOUS AND IT WAS UNDER MY BED AS A CHILD.
AND THAT'S THE SOUND IT MADE BEFORE I WAS ABDUCTED.
>> James: IS THAT RIGHT, REG? >> Reggie: ODDLY, THAT IS
CORRECT.