i once refused to help a hang glider who had become tangled in a tree because two
hours earlier he had been rude to me in a car park david scene
i love it how high up in the tree was he he was about two-thirds of the way up of the tree you
want to know the height of the tree don't you yes please the height of the tree was about how high
he was plus a third so he wasn't two thirds about the tree he was three quarters he was
if he was two thirds away up the tree then the height of the tree was how high he was plus a half
point he's made you look an idiot yeah where was the car park the car park was just near a cliff
right yeah what was the altercation that that you had uh he took the last space that i considered
myspace because i got to the space in the car park and i did that thing where i was waiting
with my hazard lights on yeah he came around the corner and just as the person pulled up
he pulled straight into the space i got out the car i would say menacingly i approached his car
he got out the car uh bigger and i said forget it then you know i got your attitude
did he get his equipment
where was this tree what were you doing when you came across this tree with him in it
i was just going for a stroll with my wife and you heard the noise did you hear him or see
him first uh i heard him you heard him what was the sound that you heard can you imagine a
kite hitting a tree times that by 50 and then had a human that's just what it sounded like
obviously i took the smartass approach and i went oh i think you'll find i was going to part there
um what did he say he went out can you i'll help and i couldn't see him at first because
it was just a sort of mess of tree and hang glider and uh what sort of tree was it it was a big one
no no trees have names don't they ride
the species of trees i'm gonna go for oak but was it a no no no i'm walking along
and what it is what did you say to him no you're confusing me now when i have to relay this on
what i like to i'll get all confused and it's your fault i don't know i think he might be a sycamore
could you just help me sickle more yeah when he fell out he went like that all the way down
and what did your wife have to say about this my wife said we must help him and i
said i refuse i absolutely refuse and she just went along with her nope she climbed that tree
she climbed that tree with her bare hands no no she got human hands
she climbed that tree and uh luckily she had some nail scissors and she slowly
started cooking at the many many uh bits of tangled up bits around him until eventually
she managed to help him get down he carried her had strings sounds like a parachute
i should point out i'd walked away and this is just the story that my wife
recounted and then when did you next see your wife i still haven't seen her since
he was a very good looking spanish guy
all right well this is definitely true
leave this no a lie
yeah i think we think it's a lie because if we think it's a lie because of what he said
was it the truth or was it a lie of course it's a lie
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