Welcome to the latest episode of trying to watch
Um, What's it called again
left behind
Yeah, I, I didn't even know which one you were talking about you're like
I keep calling it get out for some reason
what
left behind because like the name left behind, um.
I Thought it was weird
Considering what the films about because I know what films about and I force a bit of a weird one to go for of all the names
the names yeah, why not um
Nicolas cage flys a plane, cage liner
How about that one. Cage liner... It's good that. So of course we have uh
Ruben from John Media here with with me today
The trying to watch for this one
I hope you all enjoy. I can't wait. Ugh this is already horrible. What is up with this music in the opening and the editing?
What is it with the music alex? That's that's what is up with this
movie Ruben it feels like
You know like a...
Like it's a made for TV movie or something. I've seen this though because you started watching once. I've seen the whole movie
I watched all on Netflix because I thought
It was so ridiculous
I'm trying to find Jordin Sparks and I search them, and I name they didn't even come up
And I'm to be had to go. Oh yeah, London so main characters, maybe
They say London a lot. I had to go to London
They got a picture
Just anything of Nicolas Cage is funny immediately because of his face.
Teeheehee. Foreshadowing. Teeheehee.
Ruben You're a Christian aren't you? I'm not a Christian. I want too make that clear.
So this is a movie for you in a lot of ways
Imagine being that much of a c*nt and that's what you think
I can't believe it
mean you're right, but
It's just like
Fladg- was is it? flanger flagellating what it's much fragile even we flint or vag elating know
Okay. When you whip yourself constantly to music uh
What was up with that music?
Joe. Swimming Joe. Yeah, he was actually good in Joe. Yeah. He's really good in that
It proves that he's a fucking actor and you can do it. It's just he can't say no. Ruben he needs to be able to afford
Tyrannosaurus rex Skeletons, okay
He's so fucking insane. He is.
he doesn't look like a
Barracks to him that big meme of a guy, and it's so much funny. It's just knowing this nicolas cage, basically cosplaying as a pilot
he's but he's gone to a halloween party the pilot before hundreds and but
He's so charming. He
Can I buy you a quad would you suck his bell reuben no max? I'm not I'm not never be so charming
No, but I'm not gay
Look, how well groomed is Bierzo reuben a bitch like L
Grew my beard is it's totally not straggly and ridiculous and although we're going to put a picture of Santa on this case
So awful he's so bad all right. That's my takedowns. I'm gonna go get a coffee
You're hot. I think you're hot
Want to go on a date with me?
Yeah
You're really charming. I've never met a man like you in my life. Can you buy me a Bag o?
Allah O max's love bagels leave a comment. If you're American he loved bagels
great
She love bagels. It's so boring as you lacerate there for children
Maybe anyway is so boring. She lost three of her four children to bagels Alex laughter. They're all allergic. Oh
Miriam Covina's bagels you Americans are just air-dropping in beverly look at this guy, just think of a bagel
His face is just like a bagel to me
Do you want to eat it or what and just put?
Put a lump of butter on his face, and it'll melt like it on a toasted bagel
can have a nice crunchy bite, but I thought the apocalypse happened it has
To she's tough to stay behind they see every man characters to stay behind because remember at the beginning
She said if your dad was so epic
why would he let bad things happen and
Then you know let me she isn't believing good
because God is such an asshole he also leave everyone behind also leave like
millions of people behind
Just suffer horribly
So I'm guessing immediately take everyone away
I'm betting he turns the oven to fire as well
Just to be unmask of dim pretty sure the ending shot of the film it like pans up to a city like burning
Solid that's refined a little
Four-eyed nerd fucking nerd would you roundhouse kick him in the fucking head?
Okay
That is how they do it. Oh
yes, so this is just the story of her down here, and he want to play me yet and
how they intersect
Okay, try and guess for me cuz I know it happens. Well how their story intersect?
How is she going to?
Like assist him in some way
You can guess because it's a ridiculous I
Can't guess because I can't think all away
So she quote things from the bible to help does she go and be air traffic control and up and land the plane
Yes, she does
Wow, I guessed it. She is air traffic control
do they get to go to heaven me and
My mom and I said it and so they're just panning over they just get out the plane and it pans over to the city
On Fire Kirk Cameron Saves Christmas is really terrible as well
From the Kirk Cameron sees Christmas as it was just so poor
At least this is like just so stupid. It's all just stealing shit, huh all you non-believers there, so that's all use a little faith
Ironically they have such little faith in my just the human race who don't abide to their religion
Because without religion. There's just chaos why would they do that?
This is all stupid
Because the only thing that's stopping me from stealing a TV is because there are religious people in the world, but Christians
They just said them was the Christian. God as the only God as well. They've done that angle
That muslims are wrong. Let's check fuck this movie fucking hate this movie. It's fucking agenda
That's the I wouldn't know any more if it wasn't so funny
now bad
emergency
Rules movie sucks my hate it
here even if you if you
Made a movie and like this was the product
What would you reaction be if I made a movie in the sort of turned out? Yeah?
Would use a movie it wouldn't turn out like that
Would you do everything in your power to like just not have it be released
Yes, it was out the investors room fourteen million dollars in interest
sixteen
why would they take away like a
Parent child and here's that child to be orphaned this film is so few tears I could fucking hate it I
Fucking hate the idea. I hate the ideology behind that they've gone from as well
You sinners not just humans of problems that deserve hell, fuck you. Fuck you. I hate this I need to know the truth
My whole life I was the wrong. God
It says stupid hate it
Was such an insulting film that's what gets me bother. I'm insulted by it. I have a question for you Ruben
What you know all the babies are taken to heaven yeah?
Does that mean God just takes you as you are in that moment?
What is he compensated he so all all knowing that he know those babies are gonna grow up to be good Christians. I?
Guess he knows isn't it
But like that would mean some babies would be left behind
Okay, well then maybe he takes all the babies because they haven't had a chance to even think about it yet
But then it's the quandary of our babies, when are you born evil necessarily yeah? See that's why it's retarded
Yes is retarded Christian's I?
Hope you hate this film as well
Yeah, that's the thing. It's not an anti
Christian this filming on fucking students as a film is done
And and that what they've drawn from the ideology is horrible. I want to remake this movie bit instead of everyone being left behind
Everyone who's really just turns into broccoli
Yeah, ruben. It's really easy to get a gun onto a plane no dish
Repent for your sins Alex repent
Right I didn't mean to cream pie 58 people
Bitch if God's going to leave me on this Earth bring it bring it mother fucker
Yeah, and the giant insect people come down and try to fuck you and everyone's down there like
An insect a spider jumps you know
But they're aliens and acid blood everywhere actually we all just died she's alien covenant
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Hello, Alien covenant is a bad film little bird epic
You know people? I always they say that thing about Earth for like no, it's too perfect
It's too perfect everything went too well to plan and I say in space
And it's infinite magnitude ok the human race as we know it could have literally developed fucking anywhere. It could be somewhere else
It's how big is it there could be another just a human race?
they just evolved in the exact same way as us, but you know, so
It's pretty slim. You know of course this was eventually going to happen of course something was eventually going to happen
But it was going to be this one planet where everything worked out
there's one place where everything worked out fucking perf like
Yeah, just so fucking big is
Every grain of sand there is on Earth. There are 10,000 stars
In the universe or some shit here and there are a lot of sands on the beach. There are a lot of sands
haha, ah I
mean like
At least if that happened everyone be like well. I mean, this is kind of proof that there is a God like
Christianity I wouldn't apologize. I'd be so unapologetic in the face of it and
You're in hell the gates of hell cost me down to heaven motherfucker. I'll go down there or Dante's inferno
I'll go for every day. I'll fight everybody I'll fight all the bosses. What would your first words to God be?
when you get to Heaven
Fuck you
That's not very nice would you is this what you mean when I get to heaven? I'm going to hell, okay?
What are your first words? It's simple
with a no
Hey, man, come do you really wanted to make everyone suffer down? Here you?
You were the one that questioned this year what?
What what the hell man, how sounds way more epic than happen anyway what I do in Heaven, just will be
watered down, Nerdy Christians
Fucking nerds fucking hate nerds hate is four-eyed nerds
Fucking four-eyed nerds. It's cars driving around
People would need to realize that like money would have no value and stealing things is stupid. Yeah every time
You suffer what you're going to do that TV? Yeah, I could just watch TV on it. I said
Idiot I'll just do some of that just fucking yeah, I will just drive around um fund turn it to mad max yeah
Become a zap you need to talk about land
You see your thought you see the bottom. I want to see your bottom. I want to see it on my dick. Yeah
I want to put my dick in your pussy. It's about right
about the ass
And then let them get through pussy dick face first. There's ago
cuz he
pussy mouth us
What is the game mouth pussy us?
It depends on the people doesn't it yeah us might never even be an option exactly
Mouth might never be an option Cosima. No it would be an option
You know I'm saying some those Christians are like can't use my purse you can use my ass
Until we're married. I think of what we could have done with sixty million dollars fucking mouse lumps, I could buy
Holy shit
How many is it for a patent? It's just ten isn't it ten?
sometimes ever deal we can get 11
Okay, so 16 million dollars
Fully just going to make it pounds just for the sake of it. Just make it pounds for the ease of access
I'm pretty sure you could get on 60 billion from
Having 160 million. Oh yes. I like buy an island to keep the box that
everything out this movie is floored like
This bucks anyway
Mmm. What difference does it make if they land the plane or not?
like
They never established like if you start believing in God, then you'll be taken away like it's just you just fucked
You're gonna die anyway way shit. I'm just like what I know
That's the Vesa
Necessary is sending flying. It's not even a happy ending either
Just burning New York is it what?
Oh my God
Yeah
That's the music for the end
It's such a bummer get Nikolas
that
Fucking hell vick Armstrong I can kill yourself ha ha and you pour the London John per tooth
and of you what the same same guy I
probably want to bend you but I said water familia the same and
You had Clydesdale
Everyone attached to this room
except for Nick cage
Just the writers with really with the worst part
you know
cat green great job Pal
And you Michael JDC
So I'll let you actually being the editor on a movie allergic lens great work power
And you steven all them brilliant production design?
Thanks for watching that one
Awful get to the mic come time I had a really bad time I
quit
Awful