(upbeat music)
- Happy birthday.
- Who?
- You (laughs).
- Oh, it's my birthday? - Yeah.
- [Tiffany] Chilly? - Yeah.
- [Tiffany] Chilly?
- What's it, uh, it's 49 degrees outside,
it's 70 degrees in here.
- [Tiffany] Mmm.
Well, Sierra's,
- I'm still dressing like it's summer.
- [Tiffany] Sierra's gonna warm you up,
she's making you coffee.
- [Clintus] Ooh, ooh.
- [Tiffany] Ooh.
- [Clintus] Are you gonna get on your bike
and go to Dutch Brothers?
(laughs)
- [Tiffany] Gotta go, but first,
- First?
- [Tiffany] Doo-dee-doo-dee-doo.
Wait, what's the--
Happy Birthday to you--
- Oh, geez.
Aw, in my big Victoria Secret bag?
- [Tiffany] Yep.
(laughs)
- [Tiffany] You love pink, right?
- Uh, yeah.
I do.
- [Bryce] Yeah.
- Oh, can I read this out loud?
- Sure.
- "Dear Daddy,
"Happy Birthday, Daddy.
"I love you so much."
Wait, no it's "I love you so much!
"Who cares that you are a year older?
"You are still the same you that,
"you are still the same you that I love.
- "You're the same, - I'm the same,
- "You-- - I'm still the same you
"that you love," got it.
"Here are some things we thought you would like,
"I love you.
"Love Sierra."
And then we got-- - A drawing.
- Drawing of I love you
Bryce's basketball ruined your birthday.
(laughs)
He didn't ruin my birthday.
All right, we got what looks like a T-shirt.
Aw, look at that, Harry Potter.
- Yep.
- Hogwarts. - There was two.
There was that one or the one that was like maroon
right at the - Wait is that Ravenclaw?
- School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
So that's the four schools,
but then it says Hogwart's here.
That's the four houses, yeah. - Houses.
- Wait, so that's Gryffindor.
- Yep.
- Slytherin.
- Ravenclaw. - Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff.
- Thank you.
Did you pick that out?
Yeah?
- We like Star Wars and Hogwarts shirts.
- Boy, that's heavy.
Oh, is this a travel bag?
- [Tiffany] Yep.
- I was just talkin' about that.
See what happens when you start tellin' people
what you want for your birthday?
Oh, look at that it's all full.
- [Tiffany] It's all ready to go.
- It's already packed and ready to go.
- [Tiffany] Toothbrush, butt wipes, smelly stuff, face wash
- [Sierra] Listerine. - [Tiffany] Listerine.
- [Sierra] Toothpaste. - [Tiffany] Toothpaste.
(zips)
- [Tiffany] Q-Tips, deodorant, - [Clintus] Q-Tips, deodorant,
- [Tiffany] and ChapStick. - and ChapStick.
- Oh, look at that, that's everything I need.
- [Tiffany] And the hotels have your
- [Sierra] Bodywash.
- [Tiffany] shampoo and soap.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Tiffany] Everything we could think of.
- I've got a couple trips planned, so I need it.
- [Tiffany] All ready to go. - Thanks guys.
- Thank you, thank you. - [Tiffany] Aw.
Good morning, clan.
And welcome to Saturday, November 19th, day 1694.
Today's my 35th birthday.
Anyways, we're here at Cortez Park for Bryce's,
kickin' off Bryce's basketball tournament.
He'll have two games with the fifth grade team,
one game with the fourth grade team,
and then he's goin' to a birthday party.
And then we'll come back tomorrow
to actually do the championships,
and he'll have potentially,
guaranteed two games, possibly four.
- [Man] Hey, move Aiden!
- [Clintus] Good shot dude, good shot.
Bryce, watch the ball, watch the ball.
- [Man] Bryce, too far!
- [Clintus] He totally made that
but I didn't show the basket.
He made it.
- [Man] Watch the key!
- [Man] He got a rebound!
- [Man] Rebound!
Yeah, three two!
Stay with it!
One more, one more!
(crowd shouting)
- [Clintus] Get in there Bryce, go, get closer.
- [Man] Yeah, Bryce!
- [Clintus] Yes! Good job, good job.
(indistinct conversations)
- [Man] Take your time, Bryce, you're not in a hurry.
- [Clintus] So far away, get on the line, dude.
There it is! Good job, dude.
Yeah, good job, Bryce!
- [Man] Good job, Bryce!
- [Clintus] Hands up, Bryce!
Way to be there, way to be there.
Nice.
- [Tiffany] Aww, was this all you?
Yes.
- Aw, Sierra.
- [Tiffany] This was all Sierra's idea.
- [Man] Oh boy.
What is that?
What's his name?
- [Mamaw] Clint.
- [Tiffany] Clintus, Clintus, Clintus.
- [Man] Clintus McGintus.
- [Man] Welcome to Fajita's,
let's celebrate Clint's birthday today!
(cheers)
- [Man] Ready, one, two, three.
- [Group] Happy birthday to you hey
Happy birthday to you hey
Happy birthday dear Clintus
Happy birthday to you
(cheers)
- [Woman] Happy birthday!
- Thank you.
- [Woman] Happy birthday!
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- [Tiffany] Aw, look at that cupcake.
- [Clintus] I know.
- [Sierra] It's cool.
- [Mamaw] Yummy.
- Well, guys, we just finished up an amazing lunch
at Fajita's, a nice little treat.
Wasn't sure what we were gonna do for lunch.
I was just good, cool with Chipotle.
But then someone said Fajita's it was like, oh yeah,
Fajita's is always good.
But now, we're here in Buckeye, Arizona,
for their annual Fall Demolition Derby.
We're here at the rodeo grounds in Buckeye,
and this things gonna get crazy, you guys.
Here's the t-shirt that we got.
City of Buckeye Demolition Derby, Fall 2016.
We're at the Hellzapoppin Rodeo Arena.
Check it out.
And throwing hay bails along the sides.
Just in case anyone gets crazy and cars fly out.
Already got the pit muddy and grading.
That's the Demolition Derby going off in there.
There's gonna be some tractor races,
it's gonna be cool.
So I have Sierra here with me.
Bryce has one more basketball game in his tournament
with the fourth grade team.
Tiffany's there with him.
And then after that, they're going to a birthday party,
with some of the guys from the basketball team.
So, I'm mega bummed that
A, I'm missing his basketball game,
and also missing that birthday party
because they have a gaming truck.
They actually rented a gaming truck.
Which, of course I would have jumped in there
and played video games with the kids.
I would have just slayed 'em.
But, instead we're here at the Demolition Derby,
which is going to be equally as fun.
And I guarantee you Bryce is gonna be jealous when he sees
the vlog the next day.
So now we just wait for the festivities to start
- Mhmm. - [Clintus] Got a couple hours.
We're here early, to make sure we got in and got set up,
and we're good to go.
You excited?
Alright, check this out you guys.
So this is the tractor limousine that I'm gonna be on
for the National Anthem.
The best part is that this isn't the engine.
This is actually a grill, a working grill.
They're actually cooking hot dogs and burgers.
Check it out.
(laughs)
Ah, it's so cool.
All the engine and everything is back here.
Got racing slicks on it.
(laughs)
Sierra, have you ever been to Demolition Derby?
- No.
- You have, actually, you just forgot.
Monster Jam, there was one last year.
Anyways that's not the point.
The point is they're awesome.
If you've never been to one, you should definitely,
if you have an opportunity to go to one,
you should definitely go to one.
Basically, they take the crappiest, rattiest cars,
old cars, they're like heavy steel.
And they basically beat the crap out of each other.
They take all the glass out of it so there's no glass
shattering, or anything.
So basically just like, a gutted car,
frame, you know, fenders, bumpers,
and they go into an arena and basically go forward and back
and try to beat each other up, and the last car standing
is the winner.
Cars like this.
See, it's gutted.
There's nothing inside but one seat, right?
Just Ramrod,
car Ramrod.
This one's been around the block a few times, you can tell.
(laughs)
Oh good old number 86, look at that guy.
Yeah, he's been through a few paint jobs.
- Alright, Brycers.
All done with basketball,--
- Mhmmm.
- showered, cleaned up.
You end the day with two wins on the fifth grade team.
- And then one loss.
- And one loss.
He's skipping the second game to go to a--
- Aiden's birthday party.
- He has a video game truck, like, right in front
of his house.
- A gaming truck that you rent for parties--
- There's just, like, couches in there and, like,
six TVs, that's what Aiden said.
- Super excited.
First time you've seen one of these, huh?
- Mhmmm.
- So,-- - I've heard of them.
- Let's go join the party.
Alright, here it is.
They've got screen out here.
(children laughing)
(upbeat pop music)
(children chatting)
- [Announcer] Organizing this whole thing is Maya Lecurtis.
She does so much for this event.
And she's always looking to top herself and do even more.
And she has done that this year.
Because, at this point in time, I'd like you all
to please rise, to remove your hats--
- Can you see
by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed
At the twilight's last gleaming
(engines rev)
- [Clintus] (laughs) Oh!
Boom!
(laughs)
- [Announcer] One, yellow.
Nine down to five and zero, one.
(engines revving)
- [Clintus] So what'd you think of that?
- That was crazy.
There was this one time where, like, a car backed
into another car and he just smashed against the wall.
- [Clintus] There were a couple times like that.
- Yeah, like a sandwich, crushed.
- [Clintus] Pretty cool, huh?
That's demolition derby.
(engines puttering)
- [Announcer] Sean Borris,
taking the lead.
You won't find these mowing the lawns at the golf course.
(engines puttering)
- So what'd you think of the cool bus?
- It was fun. - It was fun?
It was pretty neat, huh?
- Mhmmm.
I wanna do that for one of my birthdays.
- It was Xbox, though, huh?
- Yeah.
- Xbox and Wii?
- Mhmmm.
- Yeah, now he's enjoying some birthday cake
and he's about ready to feed me a bite, right?
- Mhmmm.
- Nope, I want the middle bite, with the filling
'cause I don't want all that frosting.
Alright.
You stabbed me.
- [Man] Did you get icing too?
- Mhmmm.
- [Man] You should.
- I should.
- Alright, so up next we got a kids' race.
I'm gonna be on the microphone, waving a checkered flag
for these kids, and they're going to be racing for a prize.
That is awesome.
- [Clintus] Two, three, four, five.
Good job guys, good job!
Come on back, come on back, come on back,
you're good, you're good, you're good.
(audience laughter)
Keep going!
- [Sierra] They're running the whole way!
They're running the whole way.
They let it stop at him.
- [Clintus] Go!
(crowd cheering)
Come on!
And one, two, three, four, five.
Good job, guys!
Good job.
You can stop (laughs).
They don't wanna stop.
This kid's like, he's got the right idea.
Go!
Oh, it's a tight one, it's a tight one.
Oh, boom!
We got a winner.
Went all the way across the finish line.
Look at that, tight group, tight group, I love it.
Our winner's going all the way around.
He's taking a victory lap.
These three are smart here.
They're like, "We're done."
Here we go.
On your marks, get set,
go!
(crowd cheers)
And, looks like Jonathan's our winner!
Woo!
Round of applause, guys, for all these three.
Good job.
- [Announcer] Oh, crazy time, the final main event.
- [Clintus] Whoa! Crazy eight!
Woo!
Woo, he lost bumpers and all.
(laughs) Oh!
Oh man,
woo!
Oh
damn!
- [Announcer] Time's running out on all the other cars.
(crowd cheering)
- [Clintus] 199's the winner.
Well I don't know about you guys, but I thought
that was awesome.
You know, cars crashing into each other.
We've always had a fascination with car crashes, right?
We always see a car crash we're always like,
we actually got to see cars crash, like,
it was a lot of fun, for sport, it was good times.
And those lawnmowers?
Like ridiculous!
Those are like Sprint Cars.
Those are amazing.
The fact that those things exist are just like,
(vocalizes an explosion)
But, good times.
I'm gonna catch up with Bryce and Tiffany
before they go to bed.
I'm curious how the birthday party went.
I'm sure you guys have seen already
how the birthday party went.
I haven't yet because I haven't edited this vlog yet.
But I'm going to.
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back to his basketball tournament,
and hopefully goes and wins a championship.
So stay tuned, check back tomorrow for that,
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(upbeat music)