- Welcome back to Corey, I'm Corey Blovich,
today we're joined by rapper, D.R.A.M.
- D.R.A.M. G*****n. - Well, D.R.A.M.
- This is exactly why I'm f****n' here man, it's D.R.A.M. yo.
Like, people keep mispronouncing my name
and bro,
these periods is making that s**t even worse, bro, like ...
- D.R.A.M. is of course referring to his four beautiful periods,
Joshua, Kimberly, Manwell, and Dotty.
DRAM says he's been taking care of these rambunctious
periods for years and, well, he's
just about at the end of his rope.
- I feed these fat little mother f****n' periods,
send they little dumb ***** to school.
- What kind of school do periods go to?
- Grammar school, bro, I even take these little
mother f****rs on tour with me.
- So, how do you guys like going on tour with your dad?
Does he take good care of you?
- Yeah, it's cool, I mean, he's got his rules, you know
the bus is a'rockin' don't come a'knockin', you know.
- Now, DRAM, you say you're starting to suspect
that your baby momma, L'Brenda, lied to you,
and you don't even think these periods are yours.
- Bring her mother f****n' a** up out here.
- Well, let's go ahead and meet the baby momma
that DRAM says is sticking him
with these fat little roundies.
- DRAM says he takes care of these kids?
Corey, please, he ain't nothing but a dirty dog
who got me pregnant four separate times,
and he did it sleazily, and now he's trying
to say these periods ain't his?
Mmm, I think he's been smoking too much broccoli.
- Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome L'Brenda.
- Man, f**k y'all, y'all don't know me,
f**k you, you b*tch a** n***a.
- Hey, yo, f*ck you, f*ck...
- Hey, it's me, I'm out here now, I'm out here now.
- Look at yo fat a**.
- Move.
- Ugly a**, look at what you doin' to yo son.
- Pick yo son up, sit on yo daddy lap.
Sit on yo daddy lap.
- Nah man, that's my least favorite one.
Bro, no, you can stay over there wit' yo momma.
- Thank you for having me today, Corey.
It is nice to be up on stage with a real man.
- DRAM I think your baby momma fond of me.
- Get my sh*t right, it's "Yeah, I know
your baby momma fond of me.", say it.
- Yeah, I know your baby momma fond of me.
- That was perfect.
- You dumb a** b****, bro.
- You weak a** n****.
- Let's get to the source of this conflict.
- Yo body stink and yo attitude stink.
- B****, your hair stink, that s*** smell like hot glue.
- DRAM, why do you think L'Brenda's mad at ya?
- 'Cause she trying to stick me with
some mother f***** s*** that ain't mine.
These periods is not mine, bro, like ...
- This n**** is yo son.
- I was gonna say, he's older
than the other three, significantly.
- Okay, and, what?
Dot, dot, dot, what?
- Yo you just wanna get that mother f***** check?
What is you spending it on?
- My kids should be eating at Nobu.
- Joshua, tell yo daddy just how much
you like yellow tail sashimi.
- Yellow tail sashimi fire, dad.
(crowd cheering)
- Well, DRAM, we're about to find out the results
of the paternity test to determine
whether or not these four periods are actually yours.
- And they is.
(crowd cheering)
- DRAM,
when it comes to the paternity of these periods,
Joshua, Kimberly, Manwell, and who could forget Dotty,
you...
are not the father.
(crowd cheering)
- Hey, dumb b****, dumb b****.
- Calm down, everybody.
DRAM, DRAM, come back on ...
- No f***** way.
- DRAM, come back, DRAM, DRAM, DRAM.
DRAM.
DRAM's gone, your mom's gone.
How do you kids feel?
- What kinda question is that?
- This is sort of a difficult moment
in the life of a young kid.
Together, you guys sort of look
like a text message that's being sent.
- [Interviewer] You gonna take care of those kids, though?
- Man, them mother f**** kids ain't mine,
f*** them G****** kids, man.
I want them mother f***** out of my name,
out of my life, know what I'm saying,
no more periods in my s***, man.
It's just DRAM, man, know what I'm saying.
Them attachments is crazy as f***, man.
- I'm just trying to think, your mom's not
gonna take ya, and DRAM's clearly not gonna,
he's uninterested.
- Get the (bleep) outta here.
- At this point, I can't take ya.
Does anyone wanna take the periods, in the audience?
No one?
- That's just cold.