[Dankest intro ever]
[Insert dab joke here]
How's it going guys? I am Matthias!
It is Sunday, which means I'm going to be reading your comments.
And today, I am reading all of your most AWKWARD stories with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Also, make sure you stay till the very end to listen to MY most awkward story with my girlfriend.
Also, down in the comments below, answer the question of the day for a future episode which is...
What is the most awkward moment you've EVER HAD in class?
Like, legit IN CLASS. Like, you're sitting at your desk, having a... weird moment. Just let me know down the comments below.
Let's begin.
"I am forever loner.....because all my crushes are fanfiction for from animes...Yeah, I'm weird, another reason I'm a loner."
"The most awkward moment with my boyfriend was when I found out he was cheating on me.
I walked up to them making out and tapped him on the shoulder.
He tried to explain that... I got it all wrong.
I didn't say anything, just walked up to the girl, kissed her, and then asked who was the better kisser...?
The girl and I started dating after that incident."
[You got that good kush fam?]
UNEXPECTED.
TWIST!
"This was not... very long ago. So it was lunch time and we had a dance at my school in a few days.
My boyfriend was sitting on the opposite side of the table from me and talking to my other friends.
He still hadn't asked me to dance, so I got up and walked behind him.
I had to gather up a lot of courage to do this.
And leaned next to him on the table and asked him to the dance.
At first he said yes [YEET]
and then he said no because he had a football game.
Yup. My boyfriend ditched me for a football game..."
There's a dance AND a football game at the exact same time?
"Well, I fell in her face looking like I was trying to kiss her."
[Laughter ensues]
"My weirdest moment with the girl I liked was when I tried to convince her mom was dead. She didn't believe me at first but I eventually made her cry."
[Matthias.exe has stopped responding]
Why would you do that?
"I was playing football and as I was catching the football, this one girl tackled me and stared at me because she thought she hurt me severely.
She didn't get off me until I said 'You're kind of smashing my leg.'
That was awkward." [Yep]
Could have been nice though if you liked her. [Savage]
[Matthias be an idiot right now. Please come back later.]
Am I right?
"Mine is the moment when I was at school and everyone crowds around you and shouts, 'Kiss him, kiss him!'
But then you say to him... 'You're dumped.' "
[Matthias dies]
WHAT?! Hehe. TWIST. UNEXPECTED!
[Already used that joke buddy.]
"Most awkward time with my GF is that she was looking away from me when we were at the movies and I tapped her on the shoulder so I could kiss her
but ended up kissing the top of her head cause she's SMOL."
That always happens. I always go to kiss Amanda on the forehead cause she's so short. [Rekt]
And, like, she tries to anticipate the kiss on her lips so I just end up, like, putting her nose in my mouth.
It's terrible. ;-;
"I saw this lump on my crushes back and I thought it was her spine and I touched it and I was like, 'Why is your spine so weird?'
And then she was like, 'Dude, that's my bra strap.' "
awkward moment I've had with my boyfriend is when we were watching your
channel in my bedroom and I heard the ice cream truck and I flipped out
running for the door and I came back with two drumsticks and I gave one to my
boyfriend saying dude why aren't you pumped is an ice cream truck and he
promptly reminded me that he's lactose intolerant in my blind excitement for
ice cream I completely forgotten that my boyfriend can't even eat it the most
awkward moment I've ever had with my fiance was shortly after I moved in with
him I woke up in the middle of the night to see him squatting the air and
chatting away gibberish he was asleep and sleep talking I didn't know what to
do and I just kind of awkwardly watched him for a few minutes until he stopped
hahahaha he's like I was hey guys my most embarrassing moment with my
boyfriend was the moment I realized we were dating
we'd actually had apparently been dating for a couple weeks but didn't realize it
and apparently everyone else did I still feel a bit bad for not realizing it the
most awkward moment I had was with my crush when we were texting and he meant
to say sweet dreams but said wet dreams instead it was hard to explain to my dad
ha I was trying to impress the girl I liked to school by stealing ice cubes
from the food's class and kicking them at some glass doors but one of those ice
cubes broke the glass and I had to pay to get it fixed I haven't spoken to her
since why would that impress her though check out me kicking these ice cubes
baby so my ex and I were making out and a
weird noise came from the TV and I started to laugh while still kissing I
bit his tongue and then he started laughing after that we became best
friends instead dating I was with my girlfriend and well I thought I was and
I sat next to her and said you look very beautiful today but it turns out it was
my girlfriend sister and my girlfriend was watching me
entire time Oh so embarrassed most awkward moment the first date and my
boyfriend falls backwards down the front porch and suffers a concussion that
sucks this was super embarrassing but it's
funny so a bunch of my friends my crush and I were rollerblading up and down the
street we were trying to play tag and I was skating really fast towards him he
was trying to skate away he tripped and fell over when I tried to slow down I
just kind of used his toe as a brake and I broke it whoops
better find a new crush you crushed your crush am i right
my realest most awkward moment was when I was riding a bike and somehow he and I
rounded a corner at the same time and I ran over him now I don't have the
courage to look or talk to him ever again just so it was like a hit and run
or what like you never talk to him again you just like boom see you later I was
at a dance and we were just doing stuff you do at a dance I was wearing high
heels so I tripped over my dress my undies were showing and my boyfriend was
just staring I ran away crying we don't talk much anymore you know he was your
boyfriend for a reason he liked you most likely why I was staying he was like a
few years ago my mom walked in on my now husband then boyfriend and I the sad
thing is I didn't even realize she was there until she said have fun and walked
out oh oh word my most awkward moment when we were doing squats and he farted
when I was in my old school I plan to give my crusher rose when I got to
school everybody asked who the rose was for and I said my crush but the rest of
the day they pushed me near my crush until my teacher heard about it I told
my teacher help then he forced me to give the rose during lunch in a darkroom
then after 20 minutes I had the guts to give it to her
then the last thing she told me was thank you we never spoke again one time
I ordered a man to flowers on Valentine's Day and like some sort of
glitch happened in their system and they sent her a dozen roses in every single
period so she was carrying around like 100 roses the rest of the day everyone
thought I was like pretty slick but I only sent one dozen when I was talking
with a friend that was a girl my girlfriend pushed her aside and gave her
a look the devil would fear I have a new girlfriend now I don't have a boyfriend
but I this massive crush on someone in my
class but one time he walked up to me I was freaking out and these were my exact
words uh um um haha hi we don't talk much but that one time when he said
something funny I was just straight-up farted I'm still humiliated to this day
how does that work just like you laughed out a fart my
awkward moment with my boyfriend was when we were playing soccer and I
tripped on the ball and it ended up with his area in my face
my most awkward moment with my boyfriend was when we went on a date a few weeks
ago to the Cinna when the film ended we went for a walk around the shops sadly
one of his friends turned up and ruined the day that friend keeps asking me if
you can come on the next date this was the moment before I started dating her I
had actually been waiting to tell her how I felt and my friend kept bugging me
to do so one day Sam and I were walking around our neighborhood when we seen her
and Sam pushed me to go talk to her when I went over to her nervously I
tried to say hello but instead I burped awkwardly and stared at her for like ten
seconds and then walked away my weirdest moment is when this guy started kissing
me and my boyfriend walked into the park I was in he thought I was cheating on
him but then the guy explained what happened my most awkward moment with my
boyfriend was when we were kissing and suddenly he had a horrible nosebleed and
it was all over both of our faces we both laughed it off and we've been
together for three years oh good for you that you didn't let that bother you my
most awkward moment with my crush was when he was over and we had just gotten
our school pictures back and his mom had texted him that his fly was down in his
picture and she texted the picture to my mom and I saw it
my crush got so mad but I was on the floor crying I'm a stalker moment with
the guy I liked is that he kept staring at me and wouldn't stop and seriously I
got a nosebleed and had to go to the nurse later when I got back to class he
asked me did you get a nosebleed from me looking at you the answer was no I got I
get nosebleeds all the time oh I thought I'd let you did like you just got so
stressed down a blood vessel popped when you like the same person that your BFF
likes I told her that he liked me and he did we aren't friends but me and
my crush are dating so that's good not really girlfriend so I was in the
first grade and there was this girl who always protected
me from the bullies eventually I developed a crush on her and after about
two months I told her she yelled you and ran off but this was during lunch in
front of everyone she never spoke to me again after that two years ago my
ex-boyfriend was teaching me how to longboard and when he thought I was okay
to do it on my own he let go of my hand I was okay for about five seconds until
I hit a weird spot on the sidewalk and fell into a trashcan that was by the
curb which I guess disturbed a wasps nest near me because I was attacked by
wasps my ex instead of helping me just set there laughing I had a cold
then my crush made me laugh and a massive booger came out of my mouth my
boyfriend and I were at the movies seeing the Great Gatsby and his football
coach who was also our science teacher sat right behind us we were holding
hands and I had my head on his shoulder when the movie ended we just heard so
having fun you lovebirds I hope you finished your homework and nothing was
happening if you know what I mean he laughed and walked away my awkward
moment was when we kissed and then her mom walked in this wasn't with a
girlfriend but with a crush me and her and a group of friends were all walking
and talking at a State Fair then the next thing I know a group of friends had
tried to walk away - leave us alone with each other after looking up from my
phone and seeing that I was alone with her looking at me I froze I looked at
her awkwardly for a few seconds then went back to texting our group of
friends to find out where they were we walked in silence to a ride halfway
across the fair to meet up with them silence oh that's awkward that's really
awkward ah my most awkward moment with my boyfriend was when we were still
friends his brother said hi you guys are lovebirds and then I said so what so my
boyfriend said I love you as well and then I freaked out to hear that because
he's super popular with the girls about a week after my now husband and I
started dating we were in his room and I tackled him and started tickling him and
kissing his face at one point I leaned back and apparently applied too much
pressure to his stomach and he farted a pretty audible fart he immediately got
the most mortified face I've ever seen then pushed me off hid his face under
the covers and screamed I was laughing so hard I couldn't even come
for him and tell him it's okay for about a minute and now that we're married he
will walk up press his butt to me and fart on me and then run away there's no
shame in this marriage ooh my most awkward moment was when I was 14 and
decided to go with my boyfriend to see a movie my mom decided to come along with
us as she wanted to watch another movie that was showing my mom dropped us off
in the room where they were showing the movie but before she did she stood in
front of the screen and said very loudly don't start having sex or anything there
were around 20 other people watching my mom was escorted out of the movie
theater I was sitting with my girlfriend and some of my other friends and talking
and stuff I was really tired and I wasn't really listening
when one of my friends said oMG you guys are so cute everyone started chanting
for us to kiss but I was so tired that I accidentally leaned the wrong way and
kissed my ex instead what I started to try and flirt to my crush and my friend
was there and he told me to stop it turned out they were going out my most
awkward moment with my crush was when we were in the gym and I kicked the soccer
ball in his face at full force he broke his nose and tooth all right for the
awkward moment we're gonna bring Amanda in because she has a more awkward moment
here what's your what's your most awkward moment okay
my most awkward moment kind of with you kind of with me yeah well we weren't
dating and it was during PE and we both have the same key period so physical
education yes my class was playing soccer on the soccer field in his class
was running laps I'm Munter yeah we were running laps
around the soccer field and I wasn't paying attention to what I was supposed
to be doing and I was looking at him instead and I got hit in the back of the
head with the soccer ball and it was ah I was like running laps and we are being
timed so I couldn't like run into the middle of field and help her she just
got up and was like if you enjoyed this video make sure you click like and
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