Mikey, how did you survive out here all this time?
[music playing]
By the guidance of the great pepperoni.
Have you heard the good news about the great pepperoni?
[music playing]
It binds us all. It is you. It is me.
It's this tiny sardine.
Mikey!
What about Leo?
He was caught inside of that mutagen blast.
There's no way he could've survived that.
[music playing]
Knew I shouldn't have got my hopes up.
But the mutant apocalypse isn't so bad.
The bros are back together.
Ice Cream Kitty and Chompy are kicking it,
and we have all the pizza and cartoons we'll ever need.
[gasping]
[groaning]
Slash is back. Raph's in trouble.
Raph's fighting him?
Not really fighting.
More like getting stomped into green goo.
Come on.
What do bats eat?
Rodents and other small invertebrates.
Oh, yeah, and bugs. The bigger the better.
So where are we going to find a huge bug,
dress up some sorry sucker in a giant fly costume?
Kinda feel like bait.
Oh, don't think of yourself as bait, Mikey.
This is your new superhero costume.
You could call yourself, um-
Turflytle. Tur... fly... tle. Oh, yeah. I love it.
Too awesome. What are my powers?
Um, you can hang from a rope.
This is sweet.
You four stepped up big time. I'm proud of you guys.
But you could still use a little more training.
How are we going to get that chip?
We already know where the Technodrome is, dudes.
We got this.
- Cowabunga! - Booyakashaw!
[growling]
Okay, Mikey, what did Master Splinter say?
Be still and calm like the forest.
[meowing]
Not now, Kitty. Need to focus.
If I concentrate, I can beat him.
Focus, focus.
[grunting]
Give that which is known as up and Krang will reduce pain
to minimum.
[gasping]
[grunting]
Num num num num num num num num num num num num.
Leo the Knight.
Donnie the Wizard.
Mikey the Elven Thief.
Thank you very much.
Ralph the Dwarf Barbarian.
Psst. You should larp on your knees
so you look like a real dwarf barbarian.
Ooh!
Come on, dude, it's slow-mo time.
[groaning]
Could you assist me on damage assessment,
my friends. I have plenty of spacesuits to wear.
[gasping] Spacesuits?
Dudes, I think we just hit a level nine booyakasha.
No way.
Amazing.
This is like a full on geek explosion.
Astro suits equipped with oxygen converters,
grab boosters, and even alien language translators.
Beep!
Mr. Crankshaw set phasers to destruction.
[grunting, groaning]
[grunting]
- Stay away from my brothers! - Mikey?
[laughing]
Buzz off, Rocktopus!
[laughing]
[screeching]
[squeaking]
You're okay.
We were worried about you.
Well, what took you so long? I've been here for months.
Months?
Or maybe a few hours. I don't have a watch.
But we went through the portal, like 15 seconds behind you.
Obviously, time passes faster here than in our own dimension.
There's a temporal differential.
I love tempora. AH!
[screeching]
Wait. How did you...
Let's get moving.
That thing's gonna keep coming back.
And we've gotta rescue Leatherhead.
[whirring]
Okay, based on Karai's intel, Shredder has a secret mansion
in the middle of the woods right here.
It's heavily fortified,
and there are traps and Footbots everywhere.
We'll have to keep on our toes.
Some of us only have three toes, so I hope that's cool.
Five toes are way doper.
What if we had six? [grunting]
Hey!
Let's take Shredder down.
Booyakasha!
[groaning]
Cool. Mikey brought his own pizza.
His face. [laughing]
Okay, okay, I'll stop.
Now, come on and zit down.
[laughing] Zit down? I crack myself up.
Raphael, you should know better than to make fun
of one's appearance.
After all, how would the humans above react to yours?
You're right, Master Splinter. Sorry, Mikey.
[groaning]
Just kick me out, Master Splinter.
I can't be a ninja when I look like a moldy pickle.
Cool. Can we get tattoos?
I want to get one of my face on my face.
It'll be like I'm wearing a mask
and the mask is me.
I just blew your minds, right?
You know, they use needles for that.
What? [grunting]
Quick, before they realize they're missing a few riders.
What about me?
You're missing a horse, fools.
All right, get in there, shorty, and don't make a peep.
Let me out of here!
I told you I don't like small spaces.
I will have your head for this!
Don't worry, young one. This is for your own good.
Excitable little guy, isn't he?
Not at all what I pictured as a mystical savior
of the realm to be like.
I think he's just grumpy cause he missed breakfast.
We all did. So hungry.
Quiet, ninjas. Let's blend in.
[neighing]
Oh, man. Easy, girl.
Rodents shall rule.
What?
Why do I have to wear the cheese?!
We have to lead them away,
and you're awesome at being bait.
[screaming]
This is the worst thing ever!
[thudding, grunting]
[screaming]
Faster! Faster! Faster!
Sorry I'm late!
[thudding, screaming]
Hmm. You guys better blend in too.
And look the part as wicked groken monster slayers.
Whoo!
[gasping]
Awesome. Oh, this is so rad.
I feel like Van Helsing, but way cooler than him.
Actually, way more rad than Van Helsing.
- Haha. - Whoa! Check it out.
- Ow! - Oops.
Mikey!
[groaning]
Ooh, liking the hats.
I'll ask the questions here, see? Tell me what you've done
with my brothers and my sensei, see?
I think I'm going to spill my toppings.
No way! My crust is sealed.
[groaning, slapping]
You're gonna talk.
[grunting]
Now let's try this one more time.
Who is the pizza mastermind?
Grill me all you want.
I'm not going to give up the big cheese.
Tough guy, huh? Cause I don't grill cheese,
I bake it in a hot, stinky oven. Get the picture?
You sick little monkey.
Don't do it, man. Please. I'll talk.
I'll tell you anything.