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Excuse me, sir?
There's a first class passenger experiencing
some discomfort in his current seat,
would it be alright if he sat here?
He's not going to throw up on me, is he?
Oh, no, he's harmless.
Okay, well then, sure.
Sir, you can have a seat here.
[horror music]
You're going to sit?
You must invite me to sit.
It's okay.
I invite you to sit.
Can I get you any snacks, or anything to drink?
Can I get a
I like the sound of that.
I'll have one as well!
[sniffs]
[gags]
Yeesh.
This blood is terrible.
It's actually just tomato juice.
Oh, well then it's pretty good for tomato juice.
It's impolite to stare.
Sorry.
What is your name?
Jeremy.
What's yours?
Vlad.
The scourge of Wallachia.
Where are you from?
Detroit.
What are you doing in Seattle?
What are you, some sort of question man?
Do you work
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Where
South Dakota..
What is your pant size?
I didn't ask you that.
What is your mother's
Van Helsing.
[hissing]
Excuse me.
Sir, I need you to take your seat.
Guess how old I am.
[sigh]
I don't know.
37?
Wrong.
38.
Well, you look great.
You want to know my secret?
A healthy diet.
Wow.
And I love
I'm not Mexican.
I love Chinese food.
I'm not Chinese either.
I love, I--Irish food?
No, no.
Excuse me.
Sir, I need you
Okay, yeah, alright, I will, I just-- I'm sorry,
but I changed my mind.
I'd rather that guy not sit next to me.
What's the problem?
I'm 96 percent certain that he's a vampire.
Rabbit! [growling]
[hissing]
99%.
Sir, I think you're just being racist.
No, I'm not.
Yep.
You're a racist.
No.
A big old racist.
LOOK!
Okay, I'm not racist.
I think he might be a little racist,
but that's further down the list,
alright, my point is,
and I am asking you, begging you,
because you are the only person on this plane
with any authority to help me.
I have authorit.
I'm an air marshall.
Will you help me?
No.
I'm going to pretend
[hits head]
Ah!
[hissing]
Sir, I need you to stay in your seat.
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