The
[smacking]
[laughing]
Oh, no, you don't, you dizzy ding dong.
[grunting]
Huh? Huh?
[laughing]
Hey, what gives? Let me go!
You just got hooped!
Hoops, Hoops, Hoops, Hoops!
That settles it. Hoops is our favorite Kelpbed Kid.
Let's get out our official Hoops hoops
that I bought on SeaBay.
Someone wrote all over my hula hoop.
Hey, there's an address printed on here!
And it's in Bikini Bottom!
Do you think it's where Hoops lives?
[gulping]
I'm too nervous to knock.
Oh, shh!
Run!
[humming]
Old Man Walker? What's he doing in Hoops' house?
The whole house is filled with Kelpbed Kid stuff.
It's just like being in the show! Come on in!
Don't mind if I do.
What's happening?
[snarling]
[gasping] Is that Hoops?
Uh, no. It's Old Man Walker again.
Huh? What are you, a couple of dizzy ding dongs?
Hey, he said Hoops' catchphrase. "Ya dizzy ding dongs."
[duck quacking]
Ya dizzy ding dongs!
[gasping]
Patrick, Old Man Walker is Hoops!
[metal clanking] Huh? What was that?
[thudding]
[laughing]
Dagnabbit, it's that ruffian, Ajax Magee!
Ajax? Isn't he the mean kid in the
He was. Now he's the mean adult at Shady Shoals Retirement Home.
[clucking]
- Oh! - That's what you get for being a Kelpbed Kid,
Hoops the Poops!
[cackling]
Hey, I just had an idea. Revenge!
Let's get back at Ajax, like in one of your episodes.
We're coming for you, Ajax Magee!
Say hello to my Meanie Mangler!
[meowing]
[music playing]
Here we are, Hoops. Shady Shoals.
Now call out for Ajax.
Eh? Huh? Who am I calling?
Talk into this.
Hello, operator? This is Barracuda 4117.
Is my prescription ready yet?
23 Skiddoo!
Hey, where did you get that pile of junk?!
Never mind, I don't care!
Have some eggs!
Prepare cannon! Fire!
Huh?
Uh, you loaded the cannon with toast?
I always have toast with eggs.
Deploying salt lick!
Engaging sea cow!
[mooing, thudding]
[mooing]
Eugh. Ooh. Ew. Ugh. Your tongue is so rough!
Hmm?
[mooing]
[laughing]
[yowling]
[growling]
[tires screeching]
Whoa, whoa! Aah!
Everything smells like toast!
Hey! Stop it!
[screaming]
[thudding]
[woman screaming]
[thudding]
[dinging]
[screaming]
[clanking]
Look, there goes Ajax!
I'll get youse next time!
Say my name! I'm Hoops the Poops!
Classic.
Best
High four!