Happy Cyber Monday, everybody.
I don't know what you're doing here--
you're missing out on all the big sales.
It's costing you money to be here, actually.
Cyber Monday doesn't sound like a day of shopping--
it sounds like a day that robots take over, like--
It's my robot.
I don't know.
I do a better Columbo.
Pardon me, ma'am.
I don't mean to bother you.
I'm glad you're here instead of on your computer, because it's
time to play Epic or Fail.
Grab your paddles.
We're all going to watch something.
We're going to see if it's going to be a good thing that ends up
or a bad thing.
So-- ready?
Let's see the first one.
I just-- I just don't think--
First of all, why?
--he's going fast enough.
I just don't.
Why?
Wow.
There's a lot of people that are optimistic about it.
And good for you.
Good for you.
Wow.
I was just following tWitch.
I should have gone on my own.
I just thought he wasn't going fast enough.
All right, let's see the next one.
I don't know-- I agree with you.
I think this one is a Fail for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah-- oh!
Oh, boy.
That's an epic fail.
It's an epic fail.
A big old fail.
All right, let's see the next one.
I'm going to go benefit of the doubt, I am.
You think Epic?
I'mma give him the benefit of the doubt.
I just-- I hope.
I have high hopes.
It's on a frozen lake, that is-- right?
I think it's going to chip into the water,
and it's going to crack, and he sinks.
That's what I think.
Yeah.
You don't take a heavy metal thing and do that with ice.
Oh my god.
Who's playing golf in that weather?
you've got to really love golf.
All right, next one.
Doesn't look good ob the--
He looks unsure.
He looks unsure there.
I'm going to say it ends very poorly.
That's why I don't ski.
All right, let's see another one.
Oh boy, he's got it.
OK, because look at his face.
Look at his face.
Yeah.
That's bad.
Yeah.
He even realizes that was a bad idea--
right then.
That's when he realized it.
OK.
Oh boy, he's got it.
Look.
Oh, boy.
Let's see the next one.
[INAUDIBLE]
I think this is going to be good.
I think it'll be good.
Right?
Yeah.
I think yeah, for sure.
Oh!
[BUZZER]
[INAUDIBLE]
Maybe not.
All right, last one.
Are we going to end on a Fail?
Really?
I can't imagine--
I'm going to give him--
maybe something good happens.
I don't know.
OK.
Oh!
Wow.
He made a unicycle!
Yeah!
Yes.
That's how you play Epic or Fail.