*wapish* TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADIES
My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Peace Death
Which is a really silly name and a really weird name to say
Like peace and death or peace comma death- I don't know
It's just peace death
Maybe that's my name. My first name is Peace and last name Death
But I might be a little bit terrible at this coming back into it 'cause it's been a few days and I forget
E-exactly what I'm looking for. I'm looking for demons, horns, weapons and hats. Right? That was the only thing that I'm looking for
I think- I don't think they added anything extra and now I don't get like a practice round to get back into the swing of things
'Cause I got to get right back into it. So........
I might be a little sloppy, and I might mess some stuff up, and I might not be super fast but
The super fastness last time kinda dicked me over 'cause I missed a bunch of refrences
Apparently McCree showed up
Which I said. I said get outta here McCree or Jessie McCree or something like that
And he went to heaven
and then later on the same character dropped down and it said 'Is it high noon?'
So it actually was McCree. Umm..
I just missed it in that regard. Okay, repair.
"Elevator crashed? It will be repaired immediately but only once"
See, if I mess stuff up...
"Each client has one extra feature."
Avoid? Oh yeah.
I wanna avoid that.
I don't think I'll break the elevator yet but I wanna avoid this because...
there might be something extra that I can't see.
"Each client has one extra feature. Avoided."
So... they won't have one extra feature.
Should be easy enough, okay.
We're doing so well, this is the one that's gonna mess me up now.
Day six. I'm a senior apprentice though, so I'm doing well.
Only two more days and I finish out the week!
Aw, christ.
There's seven weeks in this game? Aw, nutsacks.
Right. We probably won't get to all of them, but,
*reading something*
blood so you need to look everywhere
Aw, fuck.
*reading somethiing*
their intention so the hell is where
Okay, so it seems like, uh, native English speakers might not the people who made this game
Which is fine!
*reading something*
time limit you will figure it out okay
Okay, my time limit has not been an issue so far.
Okay, Tupac!
You go.
Uh, blood on Chuck Norris, you go.
Doesn't matter if he had horns or not, he had blood on him,
Uh, you're fine.
You have a weapon, get out.
You have no horns but you have a weapon.
Ahh think faster, Jack!
You're fine.
Uh, demon get outta here.
Uh, blood, blood, blood, no blood! There ya go.
Hat, no horns.
NO! He had blood on his feet!
Shit!
Blood, blood, blood, blood.
It sounds like that's what they're saying.
Blood, blood, blood, blood
Nah, HORNS! Get outta here.
Is that blood in your hair?
FUCK!
I didn't know that...
"Satan is my father!"
Okay you have blood on your feet, go down.
You're Sasha Barren Cone, you need....
"Lunatics hijacked a bus and ripped off a cliff"
What? That's blood, get down!
Uh, doctor, doctor, you're fine!
Go up and save the lives of everyone again!
Horns? Demon! Get out.
Exact same guy again who says "I pooped."
Uh... Blood, get out.
Uh, right, ok. Is that Steven Ogg? Is that Trevor?
Ahhh.... Blood... Get out!
Whoooo... You're fine!
Blood! get out!
Blood....
Uh.. blood!
Um, no blood! You're fine!
Uh, blood blood blood blood! Horns! Get out!
I don't deserve such *something that he paused in the middle of saying*.. What happened! I don't know what happened!
Uh, you're fine!
Uh, mother of god... that was a hectic one!
One of them I messed up!
Oh! New clients..?
Wha- grade A! So, that's fine!
An A+ would've been a time bonus, I think
But there's a lot goin' on now, so the time... I have to just take my time now.
I earned 62 skulls, which is good because... I'm making a profit each time. as long as I'm makin' a profit that's good.
Um, yeah. The blood on the feet messed me up that time.. and there was another one that I messed up because I didn't know if it was blood in her hair or not...
When in doubt, click it out! that's what I should be doin'.
Um, but we're doing ok! We could be doing a lot worse...
And none of these guys have anything... major going on.
"Additional influence for a chosen horseman"
Ooh! "Elevator crashed? it will be repaired immediately!"
Um, I'll buy both of these cause I think I'm ok...
Can I choose the horseman that I wanna do the thing for?
No, oh, shit! Why why why is it different?
[Readng top dialogue]
Go ahead!
Ok, nice boobs! "Beauty is a terrible force."
You're ok! I don't KNOW if you're hiding anything!
Uh, you're fine...
Ok, weapon, get out...
Is that a weapon? No, you're fine.
Blood, get out! Uh...
Could you- Blood, get out! I keep lookin' for the wrong things!
even have a chance acting even Jesus
don't even have a chance to see like
what they're saying can i part your lava
see that's fucking gross get out this
way to get out get out ten years in the
dungeon cool 10 years touch it fucking
demon horns this demon is aimed
unacceptable condition unacceptable
you're fine you got to go from head to
toe head to toe hey Joe this is how we
started out here we go we got a nice
speed going on no hipster jesus you got
nothing get on out of here again I'm
twin what Rooney nope you're fine I know
whore I universe fucking weapon damn it
I always got a perfect I got an A that's
not good
ladies oh rad new claims that promoted
line by the way is a reference to
battlefield friends a phony goober for
watch that series it was a thing to make
an animated series on YouTube they did
for battlefields when it was coming out
and then what battle for you three was
coming out with all their LEvolution
they made a whole bunch more of them are
so good there was a guy unit called the
noob who talk like that who I identify
in a lot with okay so removing it to the
next week you're going to start working
extra hard and I kick your ass no God
eat people does it take it take it
toilet I want AJ others but so does
nobody understand okay whatever we're
all gonna die one time effect
catastrophe on the next level from the
second week except dematic okay
customers are imprisoned in fragile
cells why i lured these thoughts this
one may be dope i both fuck it Oh
avoided okay day 8 in the Big Brother
house Reaper is feeling quite sad
everybody's dying and he hasn't had a
weekend off yet to spend time with the
missus and go to the beach and spend all
his hard-earned money ok blood yeah your
first week is over and other prize we
open purgatory ah shit now there's a
left and a right and an OP I think in
fact it was closed for repair so it's
just a coincidence our purgatory is for
sinners who will realize their mistakes
in life from now on if the blood under
the feet of your claim can be washed
away as the sin sin declined deprotonate
wait what from now on if the burdens of
the person's feet can be washed away as
sin how do I do that perhaps you have
noticed that sometimes you get more
skulls it's your intuition if you send a
client without any manipulations you get
an additional skull ok this is it this
is where I fail in the game falls apart
ok so right the determinant based on
what they're saying go go go go
the wind blew me off the train heck ah
should be washed away Oh purgatory fuck
secrets are my life okay okay hey you
got this I got this there we go oh god
this is harder well you're a demon so
never mind okay okay get out all right
now it makes more sense now I know what
I'm doing you don't have a weapon right
g-men soon as the seeds even if God it
should be gone haha hi there is hahaha
fight the pain Harold okay Brendan
Fraser you can go away ok it's only
under the feet got it can't get out i
don't know why i checked anyway ok oh
I'm always hitting the wrong buttons you
can be washed away your any horns demon
get out no horns can't be washed away
though she'll with you fuck see this is
the thing I'm like oh he's clean away
you go it has to be not shit go go go
maybe know what they do all crap oh oh
that's why oh the timer in the middle
they didn't realize that last name ok no
to help you blow to your things down
should your fighting get out so ah to
hell okay purgatory here we go here we
go here we applaud the time when I was
freaking me out come on man go go go go
can it be over yet he'll fool he Jesus
great okay three more we got this we got
this ah there he is there's Wally for
Waldo some place to call him fucking
hell that was hard but sit on a rank
though Jesus right cuz when i was
watching away the blood i kept thinking
oh they're fine then it's just blood
that you can wash away and i kept
sending them to heaven and then some
other names my hands were just on a and
D anyway I keep forgetting about the S I
need to take my time and think about it
but I have a time thing so that's what
the catastrophe was doing so the timer
the middle I didn't even realize that
last time guys I made me panic tomorrow
I need to create a catastrophe with good
prospects in the future Reaper I'll sit
immediately to the planet so the people
will soon begin to fight for safer land
area include you to my business would
you like to work the next day for me
yeah I don't see any downside Oh Bulls
I'm glad your reward after work is this
gonna be bad is it going to be like all
catastrophe Reaper there are the poorest
regions where the people are dying
hunger the same time rich ones love
Allah we cannot judge them but the death
rates are concerned the Fox brothers
sausage factory produces sausages
containing more fat than is allowed by
the production standards that's not my
problem send up to God or something we
can sip it and replace a batch of
product labels to make the truthful
information available p 2 minus minus
100 schools he's away but I get a
hundred for him and it's this is minus
100 for hit for that but a hundred for
him yeah cuz I don't know the point of
all this but i feel like i should like i
can with stand to lose 100 off him i
maybe get a hundred for him i know i
don't want to sacrifice 100 gold for it
sorry try and play 60 level of 60
seconds longer again I don't be like I'm
running into time constraints the
catastrophe time constraints are my
thing if you make a mistake for the
first time ok it will be forgiven nice I
need I need a good rating bro ok oh I'm
a detective ok jeez crisis going to get
complicated we do everything to help
creatures in their afterlife we won't
believe that the fluid can be washed
away only by blood but we'll give them a
chance if the blood can be removed from
the client send them to purgatory so
it's blood under chest this time are not
just their feet let's go Google ok
purgatory fuck god damn it I keep
forgetting
okay I can't be washed away so to hell
with you to hell with yeah I don't know
why I keep clicking hello Reaper it your
boss you're a clever ad rated up do you
have one rookie over the vote and your
responsibilities are not up for debate
you'll puzzle everything out in the
process don't let me down see you hello
it's me your tray deee I with all that I
can work for you my time going down in
the middle of this what's going on
here's the description claps frowns
waits for the sunset I think he should
be sent to purgatory what clubs frown
all my time is going down I don't
fucking know this is like throwing a lot
of shit me all of one I was reading my
client something's wrong about him
here's the description told joke picks
nose request resurrection gave me a
pencil should I send into purgatory no
go go go go okay good uh okay hell hell
hell just give me more demons those are
easy to deal with coo coo coo coo ok
fuck fuck i needed even anyway this
matter fuck i could be much faster at
this what I'm panicking you look like a
douchebag I just had led you to hell for
that you're fighting a weapon unless
those were knuckle dusters bro you're
fine you're fine ok you're not fine
you're not fighting if devil horns
you're fine a purgatory shit keep
forgetting only one mistake lift no I'm
panicking now I know my mistakes as soon
as I click them I know them
okay fight more that's your purgatory
yes see that's the thing you wash it
away and then you think oh they're fine
then ah no so I need to just take my
time god I might that was a hard one you
get me though right because then you
fucking be when you wash away I got
promoted anyway the equalizer sounds
like a weapon because when you wash the
blood off your like oh they have no sins
then because you can wash away the blood
and then you're like oh they can go to
heaven but no they have to go to
purgatory even if I wash away your
billion blondes I keep forgetting damn
it man anyway okay I'm gonna leave this
episode here I really into this game I'm
really into like figuring it out getting
my method down and then powering through
it and speeding up each time I'm getting
slower though because there's more
things to bring in and it's getting
really hard because the more stuff it
brings in the more your brain has to
remember by when in doubt just click
everywhere on the people at least I know
that if there's a weapon or it's a demon
or horns its immediate help so I should
be prioritizing these things but I mean
it seems like a half seconds it's a
split second in some cases for it's like
wash off the blood on the chest and then
wash off the blood or is the blood and
defeat person wash off so it's like okay
you're going to hell anyway so I like
thank you guys so much for watching this
episode if you liked it quite rally put
in the face by her part and they face a
rope shhh spectator will see you dude
oh the reason that straighten my voice a
lot normally it doesn't what's happening
to me