(mysterious music plays)
- Curious... I need to make the best bike in the world.
(Mad Scientist mumbles)
It's alive, yes!
(intense music plays)
- What a beautiful autumn day out here
at Wind Hill bike path (Minty groans).
What a nice beautiful view as I pass.
Oh what to watch (Minty growls).
The how to today was just some epic shred-nar man.
Yeah let's do that, hey Leeham,
the camzee man, are you ready dude?
That's it let's get it crackin' man.
(Minty groans ferociously)
Welcome back you beautiful people.
Today is a good day, I'm feeling epic,
I'm feeling stoked with life.
Uh, I don't know where my bike is (Minty growls).
Minty!
No, anyway, crackin' on, all right
we're here at Wind Hill Bike Park
and we're about to have some (Minty sniffs ferociously)
fun time for sure (intense music plays).
(Biker screams)
(Minty growls)
(a heartbeat lulls quietly)
Minty, what have you done, what has he done to you!
- [Minty] (mumbles) I don't know what they've done.
- No, oh my, you're safe to ride, yeah?
(Minty mumbles and groans)
Mate, you're flippin' ugly, I can tell.
Look at the state of you (Minty mumbles).
I completely agree that no one wants to ride you,
look at it, you look horrible,
how am I supposed to, brakes work,
you're in good working, oh I do like fat bikes,
I do like gravel bikes, and I like Minty.
(Minty groans in excitement)
All right, let's go and try, let's go and try.
Come on, oh wow (Minty mumbles) this is horrible Mate.
What have they done?
I know you're alive, but why?
This is not ethical, this is not bike.
(Minty groans and mumbles)
(Intense music plays)
Go faster, can you go faster, straight.
Oh, brakes, hey hey hey!
Man what the heck, it's not so bad.
Yup I know (Minty mumbles) you did say, you did say.
All right, should we hit the trails?
Okay now let's drop ourselves in the deep end
because you got the horns, I think we should
go in the red, because bulls like red,
and they go mental when they go and see red.
So let's drop in on a red, do a warm up slightly,
see what that has to entail, and maybe hit a black,
where I might fade to black, A.K.A,
big knock-out if I crash (Minty mumbles).
Ready?
(Minty mumbles) All right, let's go.
(Intense music plays)
Oh my...oh no, this ain't good.
(Biker mumbles)
Oh my gosh nearly override.
(Minty mumbles and groans)
No...yeah!
Uh oh (squeals in excitement).
Franken-bike (Minty mumbles) what do you like?
- [Minty] Hold it.
- What, wait you want me to hold?
- [Minty] Yes hold it.
- What, like this?
(Minty mumbles) Really?
You feeling, oh you naughty thing.
- [Minty] I'm horny.
- You can't say that, there's young ears around.
- [Minty] Yes I can.
- I'll do it for you, 'cause I like you, Minty.
(Minty mumbles) Franken-Minty (both laugh).
I'm scared mate.
- [Minty] Don't be scared (mumbles).
- [Biker] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
(intense music plays)
He wants me to ride like this over all these jumps.
That's a big stinker, that's a big stinker.
there's some little stinkers on the right.
I swapped hands just there, I was scared for my life.
But I'll try it, I'm not going to start all the way up there.
I built too much speed (intense music plays).
I'm scared for my life.
- [Minty] Don't be scared.
- You're like a climbing machine.
(Minty groans) you're a beast, man.
- [Minty] I like climbing.
- Yeah, I know, you got some power.
Climb power, did they put a great goat in you?
- [Minty] (mumbles) I'm not slow, I'll show them (laughs).
(Intense music plays)
- [Biker] Oh my god, we're going so quick.
Oh my god it's too fast.
(Biker laughs intensely) oh no, time for a black.
(Biker groans)
(Minty groans) No, no you need more speed, man.
Oh my god!
Oh my goodness me.
Oh Minty, no.
I tried to tame you (Minty mumbles),
yes I know, you're still my favorite.
You're a bit ugly (Minty mumbles),
even they think you're ugly.
I'm sorry but you are beautiful in your own weird way.
Happy Halloween to all those people
that celebrate that sort of thing (Minty groans).
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and want to see more funny content
let us know in the comment section down below
'cause I love shooting it, super fun.
So do the people behind the camera.
Let us know in the comments down below
if you want to see some more Halloween stuff
from last year, 'cause we went a bit hammer
on all that stuff last year, click that video
just there, and over there for another one.
Give us a thumbs up, like, if you love this sort of thing
and if you love my bike, and if it should stay like this
forever and ever (Minty mumbles) no.
I disagree, even if you're going to put it
in the comments I say hell no.
All right Minty, let's go back to that Professor
Claudie Uh-Oh and get you back to normal,
because he did a terrible thing to you, see yah!