Warning: The following video contains stupid and dangerous activities.
Do not attempt to reenact, recreate, or reincarnate
any of the following stunts, dares, or pretty much anything
that's performed in this video. Viewer discretion is advised.
(slurring)
I don't know.
Welcome back to another episode of...
I Dare You!
We take your dares, put them in a hat, and if we draw it, the player council
then decides how many points it's worth based on daring
of a dare it is.
If the player passes, another player can take the steal.
Dun, dun, dun!
The first player to get ten points wins something amazingly
not amazing, as well as their name in the Hall of Fame.
No, just kidding! They get the Ball of Lame.
Basically write your name on a ball of aluminum foil.
It's pretty lame.
So for those of you that don't know,
we have Mr. Dominic "D-Trix" Sandoval back here...
Hey, what's up, guys? This is D-Trix from The Dominic Show.
- I'm just here...I'm here... - (laughter)
And, also, we got Green!
Hey, guys, it's Green. What? My name's Green.
So, what we're gonna be doing now, this is a new rule that we came up with.
The loser of the game is gonna have to do a dare as well.
It gives incentive so that you can't just do nothing.
Oooooh.
And, basically, what we're gonna do, we're just gonna write a dare
and throw it into the Loser Cup, and the loser has to draw and do it.
Don't look!
(clock ticks)
- Everyone's in? - Alright. Everyone's in.
Who's going first? How are we going to decide this?
We'll do it the golf way.
So you flip it, and then whoever it's pointing at, they'll go first
- and we'll just keep knocking it out. - Okay.
- Ready? - I'm scared.
- Green! - Green goes first!
(cheering)
"I dare you to mix up a spoon of ice cream with mayonnaise and eat it."
That's easy!
- That's like a two pointer. - That much?
I vote one. Sorry, Green.
I said two, you say one, you say...?
- One. - You say?
- Two. - 1.5.
Alright, I'm going for it.
- I say we do an ice cream sandwich... - What's expired?
..and put mayo on it.
- Do we have mayo? - It's right here.
- That's horseradish. - Oh, make it horseradish!
- Oh, no! Come on! - Hey, let's make it horseradish.
That's all we got. That's all we got.
Alright, what you got?
If you switch to horseradish, I'll give you two points.
- I'll give you two points. - I'll do it!
Do I eat the whole thing?
- Ah, that smells like-- - Oh, that's legit!
(cheering)
(Ryan) That is a lot, Greg. You did not need to put that much.
It smells pretty bad.
- It's so bad. - Do that, son!
- Oh! - Don't think, just go.
(groaning)
- Is it old? - A little bit.
- No way! - Is it supposed to be a little spicy?
- Keep going, Green! - It's supposed to be a little more spicy.
Oh, he's going for it!
(cheering)
Go!
Hey, hey, time out.
I'm gonna give him an extra half or something 'cause that's expired.
- Two and a half? - Two and a half.
- Alright. - Hell yeah.
- Alright, Sean's up! - Let's go, Sean!
"I dare you to duct tape the person next to you to the--"
(laughter)
You would get duct taped to the wall.
Will he stay?
I don't think he'd be off the ground.
I got duct taped to the wall once, and as long as--
(laughter)
- Really? - It worked.
(laughter)
Man, I don't know if this is gonna work, dude.
What if we duct tape a piece of the wall to him?
For the rest of the game...
Alright, let's find a piece of wall.
- I think this is the one. - Nice.
This looks like a piece of wall, right?
Aw, right on the armpit, dude.
(audio track speeds up)
Dude, you look cool!
Cool points. Yeah, you might owe us points.
Three points!
Alright, let's go, Ryan.
- That's the chosen one. - Dang, that was good.
"I dare you to lick the person in your right in his belly button."
(laughter)
- Ryan got an easy one point from me. - (Ryan) One point?!
- I'm gonna have to give it half a point. - You would?
Yeah, it's a quick lick!
- .25. - I'll do it for .2.
- I'll do it for .1. - I'll do it for .05.
What is the point? What is the point?
- If you want to do it for .5-- - .05--
- .05, you can do it. - Hey, every point counts.
Sean? Bend over.
Oh my god.
Ew! So gross.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's disgusting!
They're licking a bellybutton for nothing, basically.
No, it's always for something.
I say we give Sean .05 as well.
- Are you ready? - Go, go!
(groaning)
From AskLorin and Kendra, "I dare you to rub everyone
- in the room's spit on your face." - (groaning)
We'll all spit into your hand and you'll go...
(groaning)
Hey, I'll tell you want. You spit in your hand
and you get to slap me, for a point each person.
- Come on. - Okay, that's fair! That's fair.
- Wanna go first? - You go first.
Okay.
- Let me see that, Craig. - Oh, it's a little thick.
- Oh! - (laughter)
Oh, snap!
I'm going lefty.
That is so gross!
(screaming)
Oh, that's a big lob.
(laughter)
Okay, Sean. Go for the forehead.
Oh, dude. That's a loogie.
(groaning)
- Oh, Dom. You are the man! - You're the man, Dom.
Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom!
Alright, Greg, what's up?
Kingley Kapingley says, "I dare you to belly flop in a pool."
- That's funny. - I'll give you five.
I'll give you four if you do it in your outfit.
I would say five if you jumped from the top of the waterfall.
- Okay. - Damn, we gotta get him a towel!
He's gonna get my house all wet.
Wait, wait, he has to stay in the outfit the entire rest of the round.
- Yes! - Okay.
- And we're turning up the AC. - (laughter)
Let's go, Greg!
I like this outfit too, man!
It's gonna hurt.
(groaning)
My god!
Greg, you are the man!
- Go give him the slippers. - (laughter)
Chippendales! (howling)
It's a turd!
"I dare you to get slapped in the butt by everyone in the room."
Exponentially, we could go easy or hard.
What we're gonna do is we're all gonna take turns hitting his ass,
and then the first person's gonna go kind of hard, then a little harder,
and the last guy's gonna be as hard as he can, for two points.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it.
Alright, Sean's up first! Go.
- Oh! He used the corner. - You used an edge!
- Dude, are you alright? - I don't know. I hit my head on the board though.
- (resounding smack) - Ooh.
Wow, that was really good!
I'm scared.
- (loud smack) - (groaning)
That was not [inaudible]!
You see how fast he walked away?
S-S-Sorry...
You got any words for me, or what?
- Spit or no spit? - (laughter)
- Damn... - What the heck?!
Turn around!
- NO! - Here we go.
Oh my god!
That was like a punch!
Why?!
I'm so sorry. That wasn't even a good slap.
So what? What'd you get?
- I [inaudible] pretty hard. - Three. Three points.
- I say three. - Let's go, Sean!
Big boy!
"I dare you guys to break dance in a Walmart for 15 seconds
- while other guys beat box--" - Les Mis?!
That would be hella funny!
Hey, how about the first person to walk up to Walmart that you see,
you have to just battle them right away.
I'd do it.
Hey, I'm gonna pass this, let you do it then.
I got to put on the board shirt!
That means Sean loses the board?
Or you get [points] for doing it.
(laughing)
Hey, I should get more points. I have to wear this the whole game.
I'll say a clean five. I'll give you five for it.
Damn, and I gotta keep the board?
- I'll do it. - Alright, yeah!
What up, Ryan? I like your outfit.
Thank you. [inaudible]
Sean, you got the board? Take it away.
That guy was just looking at us.
Hey, what if they walk away from me?
A brutal beat boy would never let someone walk away.
Okay.
Oh my god...
(laughter)
(cheering)
Let's go!
He got served!
Good job, Ryan!
And I'm going again for the win.
- Oh, there you go. - That's the chosen one.
"I dare you to change clothes with the person to your right."
(laughs)
1.5 and 1?
Damn, you get this back!
Hey, it's funny!
- Can I get a 1.95? - Alright, 1.95.
- And I get a what? - You get one.
One? Okay, I'll do it.
- Sean's making more points! - (groaning)
[inaudible]
Dude, your armpit parts are hella cold, Sean.
Ta da!
- Pick mine. Pick my fate. - Alright.
I'll pick a small one.
"I dare you to become a human mop."
Yeah, you might wanna pass that one.
That means we're picking you up and we're mopping you.
- How many points? - That's at least a 3, dude.
Dude, if there's dirt on the ground, you can have four points.
(Ryan) Or something off the ground.
Well, what is that something? That matters!
- Well, what do you want to make? - Spit.
- Hey, horseradish. - Whoops! I spilled horseradish!
Good thing I have my...(humming)...Dom mop!
Damn it. Alright, I'm down.
- 'Kay! - (Ryan) Yeah!
Four points!
Whoa! This looks like a good day for some horseradish sauce.
Whoa!
(everyone groans)
I fell!
It looks like we have to use our Dom Mop!
Yay!
Oh, dude, my head hurts.
Lift up, lift up. Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, not all the way in!
OH! OKAY! Okay. Okay.
- (Ryan) Okay, back out. - It smells like dog poop.
- Oh, this is disgusting! - (everyone groans)
- (Ryan) We gotta get more! - (Dom) No!
- We gotta dunk in. - No!
Rinse! Rinse! Rinse!
(laughter)
Ew! I can smell it.
We got it!
It's slippery.
Yeah! The Dom!
- Oh, it smells so bad! - Look at my hair. It fell out.
Oh my god!
Alright, Greg!
"I dare you to let them hold you down while tickling you."
(cheering)
- Yes! - That is perfect for you!
- I hate being tickled. - .5 for ever five seconds.
- So one point for every ten, cap at 30. - Cool. Is that fair?
- Yeah. - Alright, let's do it.
Alright, guys!
We're starting in five, four, three, two, one!
(cracking up)
- Five seconds! - That's five seconds.
(laughing)
- Ten seconds! - (laughing)
15 seconds!
20 seconds!
- Damn, he's good! - Keep going, Greg!
- He's hella strong! - I give up! I give up!
25! Oh, he got 25 seconds.
(cheering)
- Alright, let's go, Green! - Yeah!
"I dare you to drink soda with a Mentos in your mouth."
You ever see where they drop it in the bottle and they make it
- spray in their face? - Yeah.
- How much is that worth? - Three?
- Three. - Three's strong. I think that's good.
- I'll do it for three. - Yeah!
Let's do it! Let's go, Green!
Three, two...
(laughter)
Drink it! Drink it!
(cheering)
"I dare you to burp the alphabet in 25 seconds."
- Are you doing it? - I can't do that in 25 seconds.
- You think you can you do it? - You get a point, or you lose a point.
- I'll try it. - I will when you're ready.
Yup.
Three, two, one...go!
Halfway there.
- Time. - Ooooh!
- So close, dude! - I could not do it. I could not do it.
- I was about to throw up! - That is talent.
I say he doesn't get any points.
No losing either.
"I dare you to put your own big toe in your mouth
- for 15 seconds." - YOLO!
Can you reach?
- Oh, yeah. That's nothing. - That's hella cramping my foot.
- For 15 seconds? - I don't know about 15.
- I just had an ingrown toe nail. - Ew!
- I'm not doing that foot! - That's for the win!
- Hell no! - That's for the win!
Hey, I'm insecure. Don't show them.
I'm going to pass. Somebody else can do Dom's toe.
- Oh, hell no. - For four points.
- I'm gonna yak. - Hey, Greg! Ready to win!
Bro, I ain't sucking no infected puss toe!
(laughter)
Oh, that's...(groaning)
I'll let you know right now, the Greg I used to know,
the great Wood Creek High School class of 2005...
- Timberwolves?! - Alright, I'll do it.
So you're gonna suck the toe?
- I'm gonna suck on some toe, son! - Oh my god.
Alright. I just explained--
I was just cutting my nail a couple weeks ago, and it got offset
so it grew inside the toe... and about a week ago,
I had an ingrown toe nail.
(overlapping speech)
- Oh, that's nasty! - You gotta suck that toe for 15 seconds, bro.
- 15 seconds?! - Alright, you know what?
- I'll give it ten. - It's ingrown. Let's say ten.
It has to be in your mouth the whole time. Lips. Closed.
- You wanna win? - For the win! For the win, Greg!
You suck his ingrown toe, you deserve to win.
Ready?
Three, two, one...
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
(screaming)
Greg is our winner.
(cheering and applause)
I believe Sean has the least points right now.
- I lost. - Ooooh.
So that means you gotta pull from the green cup!
You gotta pull from the Loser Cup!
Loser!
I hope it's not mine. Mine sucks.
Yeah, it's not mine. It's not mine.
Oh, this is mine!
Oh!
- Alright. - Yeah, you have to do it!
- Let's do it. - That's hella gonna hurt.
Just dump it.
Oh!
Sean...I believe in you.
- I'm so happy you picked this one. - (singing) I believe in Sean.
Two, three, four. There you go.
(groaning)
Are you okay?!
- I'm okay! - (laughter)
- It's okay. - Give him the thumbs up.
Hey, Greg, lick his toe!
Alright, so Greg's our winner.
(applause and cheering)
We're gonna decide his prize right now, so you can go do whatever you want.
Let's go.
(clock ticking)
- One, two, three, BREAK! - Break!
The council has SPOKEN!
Greg, and not only do you win... what do you win?
Not ONLY do you win, you get the side of the mall
- that we always [inaudible]. - Ooooh!
(cheering)
Also win...a human airplane!
(cheering)
[inaudible]
- Flap... - The ball is growing.
- You're on the plane? - Yeah.
Come on, come on.
Whoa! Whoaaaaa!
- Aaaaaaah, we're crashing! - That's kind of scary.
Dude, I was scared.
Oh yeah.
- Oh. - Oh, oh well.
(mimicking helicopter)
Teehee!
Thank you guys so much for watching.
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