>> JAMES: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS,
WELCOME TO "THE LATE LATE SHOW."
THANKS FOR STAYING UP WITH US.
WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
SHE'S A STUNNING ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM "THE FAST AND THE
FURIOUS" MOVIES, "WONDER WOMAN," AND NOW THE NEW ACTION ADVENTURE
FILM "RED NOTICE," THE DAZZLING, THE MAJESTIC, GAL GADOT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GAL, HOW ARE YA?
>> HI!
>> James: HOW YOU DOING?
GOOD.
HOW'S IT GOING?
I JUST SPILLED A LOT OF WINE ON MY HANDS.
I'M SORRY.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> James: I LOVE THIS APPLE.
IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU, TBAL, IT'S B BEEN A LONG TIME.
>> GETTING READY FOR THE SHOW.
HOW'S IT GOING SO FAR FOR THE AUDIENCE?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, YEAH, THEY'RE READY.
>> James: HONESTLY -- ( LAUGHTER )
NO, THEY'RE FANTASTIC AND THEY'RE SO THRILLED YOU'RE HERE,
AS ARE WE ALL.
GAL GADOT, EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND HE IS A
TALENTED ACTOR, MAKING HIS LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOW DEBUT, THE
DEBNARY, DASHING, DELIGHTFUL, HE'S THREE FULL Ds BECAUSE HE
HAS THREE FULL NAMES, HENRY LLOYD-HUGHES IS HERE TONIGHT!
>> HI.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU?
I FEEL LIKE A COMPETITION WINNER, READY FOR ACTION,
LOOKING LIKE CAPTAIN VON TRAPP.
FOR YOUR AUDIENCE AT HOME, I HAVEN'T HEARD OF ME EITHER.
I WANT EVERYONE TO FEEL SAFE.
>> James: WE ALL FEEL SAFE.
I THINK I CAN SPEAK ON BEHALF, I THINK, OF AMERICANS THAT THEY
FEEL SAFE AMONGST AN ENGLISHMAN WITH A DOUBLE-BARRELED NAME.
>> GOOD.
>> James: HENRY LLOYD-HUGHES.
IF YOU WERE JUST HENRY HUGHES, THEY WOULD SAY, WHO'S THAT?
BUT IF YOU SAY HENRY LLOYD-HUGHES IS ON, THEY'LL SAY,
YEAH, OF COURSE!
>> HAVE YOU HEARD OF HIM?
NO, WE'RE GOING TO CHANGE THAT WANT TONIGHT.
>> James: SO HANDSOME AND TALENTED.
HENRY LLOYD-HUGHES, EVERYBODY!
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> James: SHE'S A MULTIPLE GRAMMY
AWARD-WINNING SINGER-SONGWRITER, MUSICIAN AND PRODUCER, WE LOVE
IT EVERY TIME SHE STOPS BY THE SHOW.
PLEASE WELCOME THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL, TORI KELLY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: TORI, HOW ARE YA?
GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: GOOD.
LOOK AT THAT GUITAR!
>> JUST TRYING MY BEST.
>> James: IS IT ME?
ONLY FOR YOU.
>> James: IS IT ME OR IS THAT A BI BIG -- BI BIG GUITAR.
>> James: STEP OUT OF THE DOOR.
THAT'S SO HUGE.
I NEED TO SEE IT NEXT TO GAL GADOT.
GAL GADOT, SHE'S WONDER WOMAN, AND WE CAN WORK OUT WHETHER IT'S
A BIG GUITAR OR A -- >> HE NEEDS TO SEE YOU NEXT TO
MY GUITAR.
>> James: THAT'S A BIGGIE TAR.
>> James: TORI, GO SEE HENRY.
HI, I'M TORI.
NICE TO MEET YOU AND YOUR GIANT GUITAR TORI KELLY,
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT'S THE LINEUP.
>> I FEEL YOU RIGHT THERE.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
POP A PICK, MAN.
>> THESE ARE SPICEY.
>> James: THESE ARE A LITTLE PEPPERMINT NUMBER.
>> James: I WATCHED THE SHOW LAST NIGHT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS
A LITTLE TOO ENTHUSIASTIC FOR THIS HOUR.
>> THIS GIVES YOU A REAL COOL ENERGY.
>> James: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY.
THE ROCK'S ON TOMORROW.
WHATEVER.
( LAUGHTER ) I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH WHEN
I CAME DOWN.
I GOT THIS BECAUSE I HAD SOMETHING IN MY TEETH.
AND WHEN IT'S LODGED THERE -- OOOH, DIFFERENT GUY.
I'M GOING TO PUT A LEATHER JACKET ON.
>> IT'S A HARD ITEM OF CLOTHING TO PULL OFF.
>> James: BUT EASIER WITH A TOOTH PICK.
>> 100%.
>> James: LOOK AT NADOG, LOOK AT DANNY ZUCO OVER HERE.
( APPLAUSE ) >> I MEAN, I'D SAY GET ME A
TOOTH PICK BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOUR ASS
AFTER THAT HAPPENS, SO -- >> James: I WILL BE HONEST,
IT'S DIFFICULT TO CARRY ON WITH A SHOW AT THIS ENERGY.
HEY!
WELCOME TO THE SHOW!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) REGGIE, IF YOU COULD USE WONDER
WOMAN'S LASSO OF TRUTH, WHAT WOULD YOU USE AND WHAT WOULD YOU
ASK?
>> Reggie: SOME KIND OF PICK A DICTATOR OF AN ( BLEEP ).
MAYBE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, NICK BERNSTEIN?
THE LASSO OF TRUTH, WHAT WOULD YOU ASK.
>> IT'S NOT THAT DEEP OF A QUESTION.
>> James: SHOCK.
WOW, WOW!
I, JUST TODAY, RECEIVED AN ANONYMOUS PACKAGE AT WORK IN THE
MAIL, AND WHEN I OPENED UP THE PACKAGE, IT WAS A T-SHIRT AND
THE T-SHIRT SAID, DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M HORNY.
( LAUGHTER ) AND IT WAS FROM NATE --
>> James: IT WAS FROM HORNY TEES.BUSINESS.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHO GOT THAT FOR ME.
>> I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
>> James: I BELIEVE THAT.
I'LL GO THROUGH THE INVENTORY AND FIND OUT.
>> James: THAT'S GOING TO TAKE YOU YEARS, NATE.
>> IF YOU START GOING -- WHEN WAS IT SENT?
IF IT WAS SENT A WEEK AGO, YOU'VE GOT TO GO BACK, WHAT, SIX
ORDERS?
>> HAGAR GOT US OUR SHIRTS TODAY RIGHT HERE.
>> James: OH, MY GOODNESS, YOU'RE WEARING THEM.
WHAT'S IT SAY?
I SEE HORNY PEOPLE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> JOIN THE CLUB.
>> James: WELL, LOOK, I CAN'T GIVE YOU A LASSO OF TRUTH, BUT
HERE'S WHAT I CAN GIVE YOU, THE NEWS.
THIS AFTERNOON, THE HOUSE COMMITTEE INVESTIGATING THE
JANUARY SIXTH INSURRECTION ISSUED TEN SUBPOENAS --
INCLUDING TO STEPHEN MILLER, SENIOR ADVISOR TO PRESIDENT
TRUMP, AND KAYLEIGH MCENANY, THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY WHO
WAS WITH TRUMP BEFORE AND DURING THE RIOT.
WE'RE SO CLOSE TO FIGURING OUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE.
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT A MYSTERY.
NOW, JUST TO BE CLEAR, A SUBPOENA DOESN'T MEAN
YOU'VE DONE ANYTHING WRONG.
ALTHOUGH IN THIS CASE, IT ABSOLUTELY MEANS YOU DID
SOMETHING WRONG.
( LAUGHTER ) THE PANEL HAS SUMMONED STEPHEN
MILLER.
SPECIFICALLY, THEY SUMMONED HIM BY SAYING HIS NAME FIVE TIMS
INTO THE MIRROR.
( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY
PELOSI AND A DELEGATION OF 21 DEMOCRATIC LAWMAKERS ARRIVED IN
GLASGOW TODAY, TO PARTICIPATE IN MEETINGS AT THE COP-26 CLIMATE
CHANGE SUMMIT.
22 TOP DEMOCRATS ARE COMING TOGETHER TO HELP SOLVE CLIMATE
CHANGE... SO I'M SORRY, THE ENVIRONMENT.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
YOU HAD A GOOD RUN.
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
NANCY PELOSI AND 21 DEMOCRATS.
THEY'RE REALLY CALLING IN THE MEDIUM GUNS.
( LAUGHTER ) KUDOS TO JOE BIDEN ON THIS.
HE WENT LAST WEEK, AND HE'S ALREADY BACK HOME.
HE PULLED A CLASSIC WORK EVENT MOVE, SHOW UP EARLY, THEN LEAVE
BEFORE YOUR COWORKERS ARRIVE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ANY SMALL
TALK.
( LAUGHTER ) I LIKE HOW ALL THE BIG DOGS SHOW
UP FOR THE FIRST WEEK AND THEN BAIL.
IT'S STILL GOING ON FOR ANOTHER WEEK.
THEY'RE ALL LIKE, YEP, LOOKS LIKE WE SOLVED THAT
ONE.
ALL GOOD.
WE'RE GOING TO HEAD OUT.
WHAT'S NEXT?
( LAUGHTER ) MOVING ON, DID EVERYONE SEE
THIS?
PORTUGAL HAS JUST PASSED A NEW LAW MAKING IT ILLEGAL FOR YOUR
BOSS TO TEXT YOU AFTER WORK.
YEAH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) COOL.
COOL.
THE NEW LEGISLATION'S OFFICIAL TITLE IS, "NEW LAW, WHO DIS?".
( LAUGHTER ) BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE GOING TO
PRISON AND WHEN THEY ASK WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR, YOU'RE LIKE,
AFTER WORK, I SENT SOMEONE A CAT VIDEO.
( LAUGHTER ) SO STUPID, THEY JUST --
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THIS WAS AN
INTERESTING STATISTIC.
ONE-THIRD OF AMERICAN COUPLES SAY THEY ARGUE OVER WHICH ONE OF
THEM IS GREENER OR MORE SUSTAINABLY CONSCIOUS.
SOUNDS LIKE REALLY FUN COUPLES.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: IF YOU'RE BREAKING
UP OVER WHICH PERSON IN THE RELATIONSHIP IS MORE GREEN, I'VE
GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU WERE GOING TO BREAK UP ANYWAY.
YOUR LAST FIGHT WAS ABOUT PAPER STRAUS.
I'D LOVE TO BE THERE, TO SEE HOW THOSE BREAKUPS GO, WAIT, ARE YOU
DUMPING ME?
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
I'M, COMPOSTING YOU.
REG, YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST SUSTAINABLY CONSCIOUS PEOPLE I
KNOW.
NEW RESEARCH SHOWS THAT THE OCCASIONAL DRINK MAY HELP PEOPLE
LIVE LONGER.
AMONG OLDER ADULTS, MODERATE DRINKERS HAD A LOWER RISK OF
HEART PROBLEMS THAN HEALTHY INDIVIDUALS WHO CHOSE NOT TO
DRINK AT ALL.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
THE BAND IS GOING TO LIVE FOREVER.
( APPLAUSE ) WHEN PEOPLE SAY THINGS, ONE
DRINK IS GOOD FOR YOU, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE DINK, IT'S THE
ENTIRE PLATE OF LOADED NACHOS I WILL EAT AFTER THREE DRINKS.
HERSHEY HAS TEAMED UP WITH THE HALLMARK CHANNEL TO HOST A
HOLIDAY BAKING CONTEST -- AND THE WINNER WILL BE GIVEN THE
OPPORTUNITY OF $5,000 OR THEY CAN TRADE THAT FOR A WALK-ON
ROLE IN A HALLMARK CHANNEL ORIGINAL MOVIE.
BUT BEFORE YOU GET TOO EXCITED, THE WALK-ON ACTING ROLE IS FOR
DRUG DEALER NUMBER TWO.
( LAUGHTER ) THE FILM IS CALLED HAVE A METHY
METHY CHRISTMAS.
( LAUGHTER ) ♪ HAVE YOURSELF A METHY LITTLE
CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ MAY YOUR PIPE BE CLEAN ♪
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: YEAH, AND FINALLY,
ARBY'S HAS JUST INTRODUCED ITS OWN LINE OF LIMITED-EDITION
VODKA.
IT COMES IN TWO FLAVORS.
WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP, CRINKLE FRIES AND CURLY FRIES.
HERE IT IS HERE , LOOK AT THAT.
IT CAUSES TEMPORARY BLIND MESS.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT WORTH IT, THAT CURLY FRY
TASTE.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU START THE NIGHT WITH THIS.
THIS SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE OF ALCOHOL YOU CAN ONLY DRINK ONCE
YOU'RE ALREADY DRUNK.
WOULD YOU DRINK A CURLY FRY VODKA?
>> I'M NOT SURE I HAVEN'T DRANK IT.
>> James: I GET THE TASTE OF A CURLY FRY BECAUSE THAT'S GOT A
SORT OF SEASONING.
BUT HOW DOES IT TASTE WITH A CRINKLE CUT FRY?
>> THAT I DON'T GET.
>> James: EVEN A CRINKLE CUT FRY DOESN'T TASTE LIKE A CRINKLE
CUT FRY.
>> I'VE HAD THIS EXACT COMBINATION IN MY BODY BEFORE
JUST SEPARATELY MIXING THE INGREDIENTS, AND THEY CAME BACK
UP, AND I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND IT.
( LAUGHTER ) NO OFFENSE TO ARBY'S.
>> James: FOR SURE.
YEAH.
>> James: BIG ARBY'S FANS HERE BECAUSE THEY COME OUT WITH THEIR
OWN LINE OF VODKA, WHICH MEANS WE FINALLY HAVE
AN EXPLANATION, FOR ROB CRABBE'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GAL GADOT AND HENRY LLOYD-HUGHES.