*WHAPUSH* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies, MY name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called
Human Fall Flat, which starts with this poor little dude
falling through the sky infinitely.
I feel terrible for him, but he's super cute!
Look at him! He all wobbly.
I'd never heard about this game before until I went into the comments
and a few people had suggested it;
and as always with these types of games, when a few people suggest something,
I end up looking it up. I don't always play it, but sometimes I look them up
and this one caught my eye because it looks like Gang Beasts!
This little character reminds me of something from Gang Beasts,
Which I'm still sad Gang Beasts is not multiplayer online!
Or, at least not to my knowledge anyway...
'Cause I really want to play that with some bros!
'Cause that'll be fun. (It is)
Umm...but I have no idea what this game is about
I dunno what I'm supposed to do
I...landed on a platform.
Cool! OH GOD you control weirdly.
BLERBLEBLEB *laughs*
Lookit the little bubbly legs!
Ah, activate remote.
What did that do!?
ALRIGHT. So the idea is to find these...remotes!?
Do I REALLY need these to complete each puzzle?
Ok, go through the door!
Sure! Am I supposed to keep holding on to this?
'Cause the music stops whenever I let go of it!
*laughs while dancing*
I'm NOT listening to that SHIT again! Go away!
I'm doing my own thing! I'm being my own man! I'm super cute!
Humans will do that!
That's true! If I'm in a room full of buttons, even if the button says
"DO NOT PUSH, WILL INCINERATE THE ENTIRE WORLD
ESPECIALLY YOUR ASSHOLE"
I'll be like
PUSH DA BUTTON
Because it's big and it's shiny and it's red and I love that.
If Rudolph was here, I'd press his nose.
Here, we got another one!
*imitates music*
*little wiggle to music*
What do I do now!?
Yeah
*laughs*
*more giggling*
Ohhkay.. so whic-whichever way the camera is facing.
That's cool!
I'ma press da buttons!
HaHA!
This is kinda creepy. Is that dude holding his nopenis!?
Is he supposed to be peeing into that fountain?
There's a distinct lack of color in this game.
But I like it! It's very endearing and I like the style.
*giggle*
Come on little dude! What are we going to call you?
Ahh...Play-doh Man!
We're gonna- We're gonna call you Plato, like the...
What was- What was Plato? He was a Greek figure, anyway,
Was he an astrologist? Astrophysicist? (philosopher)
Dabber? (oh, ok.)
OOH!
♫ Workin' 9 to 5! What a way to make a liiivin'! ♫
♫ Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae! ♫
*giggle*
OK little dude! OH SHIT.
OH SHIT!
*stunned silence*
That's uncoolUAH GOD.
These levels are awesome lookin'!
Is this whole thing gonna break? I hope so. Gimme this chair!
I wanna sit in the chair! MMMMGHH I'm gonna twerk for ya.
How do you like this twerking? AWW look at that twerking BOOTY
Little Plato's got it going ON. Ain't NOTHING gonna stop his twerking ass.
*quieter* Ok let's move on...
I really wish there was some music or somethin' in the background!
It's very empty sounding. I might add music myself.
Did I add music? (yes) Hopefully...
Can I move you?
Yesss!
I'ma need you to get up!
And then I'm gonna need somethin' else to get on down.
Oh! Could I open the lid?
I CAN but I don't see why.
Where am I supposed to use this to get to!?
Maybe I have to climb the train.
*gasp* I'ma climb a fuckin' train!
We gon put you there...
Now...I'm gonna use these as stepping stones.
*whispering* Here we go...
And HUP. I'm up! I'M UP!
Ain't nothin' gonna stop m- fuck. Fu- hold on!
Hold on and get up!
This is like I Am Bread all of a sudden.
Ah, no. Gra- grab somethin' else. Grab somethin' else. There you go!
Now climb up!
Are you safe? Are you up!? Are you in it to win it!?
You FUCKIN' better be!
HUA!
HUAAH Grab somethin' else! Ok...HUA
I can't JUMP up there!
I GOT this!!
Agai- I can jump!
YESS!!
It's 'cause I- It's 'cause I'm a sexy little beast!
That was AWESOME! I DID IT!
This i- Please don't give me any more! Stuff like that...
'Cause this is gonna get very hard 'cause this does not control well.
Can I move these!?
OH MY GOD I'M SO STRONG
*intense Jack yell*
You'd never think it, but I'm so fuckin' buff.
#BuffAndStuff
Oh wait, I actually have to use you to get across...*laugh*
*more intense yelling*
Can I open the door? OH I fuckin' CAN.
Can I get rid of the front of the train!?
Can I get i- good GOD. You are not good at climbin' in ta shit!
*giggle*
You're so fuckin' cute though, I can't be angry atcha!
Ok, HUAP. In we go! Is there a button I can push to get rid of the front of the train?
No!? Is this just pointless then?
Do you open? You do!
What is the point of all this!? Can I get rid of the front of the train?
'Cause I need to...push you to get across!
Well then!
Aren't I in just a fuckin' load of pickle chips right now.
Ah, ok. There's a whole other area to the game
Was I even supposed to be up there!? Well, the exit was up there,
So I have to be up there for some reason.
OH my GOD. Ye- You're lookin' at my legs and you're like
"You only got tiny little nubs!"
Never ONCE skipped leg day!
As this dude. Never ONCE. In my whole life. Never once!
Is that a- Is that a messed up sentence? Probably.
WHAP
So fuckin' majestic!
Ok, I have to go up here for some...How do I get up here!?
OH am I supposed to bring that bin in here? The skip?
You go all the way back and stop there!
I'ma go get my skip buddy!
♫ Tralalalalalala ♫
*laughing* He's so fuckin' adorable!
*laughing*
Ok! Mr. Yellow Skip Friend!
It's so weird 'cause there's no music! So it just feels so empty.
I hope they add music to the game. Nope, come here! Come here!
I really wish I could sprint!
But I only got tiny little legs, so you're just gonna have to fockin' make do.
Ok...get through the door...get through the door...PUSH IT
*weird noises* PUSH IT!
*more wierd noises*
Push it!
*starts singing*
*dwindles*
Can you actually go across this?
PLEASE tell me oh lordy loo.
Ye fuckin' CAN
SEXY little skip.
Come on through! Come on through!
Here we go sir! In you go! Are you gonna fall over?
Don't fall COMPLETELY over!
Could I even pull you now!? Oh I can, thank GOD.
I didn't even need the fuckin' wheels!
AW, my little legs tryin' ta catch the ground!
*giggle* COME ON!
Fuckin' hell!
OH work that booty bro! *giggling*
*laughing*
He's so fuckin' handsome!
OH GOD I love this little guy!
His head is in the shape of a hard hat, like constantly...
I can't fuckin' move this anymore!
*disappointed*
I messed it up!
OH!
I started up here!
What the fuck!? *Weird noise*
NO! Stay up here! Stay up here!
Could I just, like, glitch the level!?
Could I just run straight towards the exit?
OH PLEASE I'm gonna fall and fuck this up, aren't I...
OF COURSE I AM
I'M JACKSEPTICEYE not PASS-EVERY-LEVEL-FIRST-TIME...eye.
Oh yes, OH YES! MOVE that little nappy sack butt of yours!
YES!
Who NEEDS to solve the level properly, when you can break the game,
and do it your own way!
Jacksepticeye! Breaking games until they work! Since...
2000-whatever. AHA
Ok! We're here! We got a box.
I SEE THE BOX.
It's like learnin' how to crawl as a child all over again.
It was fuckin' hard enough the first time.
Without my parents laughin' at me sayin' "HAHA. You can't even walk."
And I was there like "PLEASE! I'm just a little boy!"
There you go, There you go
AW YEA I'm so fuckin' strong.
Strongest man that ever was!
ALLLLrighty.
So it seem like you're trying to give me a bit of a ~PUZZELL~
But I'm- I'm excellent at puzzles!
They used to call me the Great Puzzler! ACTUALLY, the Riddler!
I'd be a great Riddler! I'd love to be the Riddler! I'd love to play the Riddler in somethin'
I got the green hair for it! Why not?
Jim Carrey played it, I fuckin' love Jim Carrey!
Can I play it? Even though he played it in that bad Batman movie.
The BADman movie. AHAHA
That's a joke!
You learn them when you go to Jack's School of Joke-ology.
Tuition is free by the way! 'Cause Lord knows you wouldn't pay for THAT fuckin' tuition.
Not when I'm in charge of it! *giggle*
Ahm...where do I go now?
HUA
Stay on! Stay on! OH GOD I'm so close to winning! Oh no...
'Cause I need the thing to open up the door.
OKAY That's fine!
Put da block on da red!
HUA! OH GOD
Well, I was supposed to fall down anyway, but that was scary! *giggle*
Now move you... *more intense yelling*
PLONK
Now STAY THERE. DON'T MOVE BACK.
If YOU MOVE BACK, there will be HELL TO PAY.
I'll melt you down into- in- into coins. And then I'll SELL you!
You don't sell coins! You buy stuff WITH the coins! AH SHITE.
I focked it up!
Goddammit man!
I was supposed to be on this with you! We were supposed to do this together!
AS BROTHERS!
As BOX BROTHERS! But you went on without me!
You went on and said "I gonna go to college!"
Fuckin' boxes...
DON'T TRUST BOXES!
Need to get a bit of a roll goin' on...
HUA
Just like that! NUA
Just like that!!
Look at me!
Fuckin' man about town! Fi- Breaking the game!
Makin' it work for me!
That's what I'm all about baby!
HUA
YEEEAAHH!! The smallest of victories are the biggest to some!
That's actually, ah, quite inspirational there...
No, stay on the fockin' button!
Sounds are creepy...
It's got a very, like, dead; industrial sound to it.
It's very Portal-esque as well.
AhWEEE Did you see my little floppy legs!?
AW he's cute.
Kickin' my little feets! c:
OH oh, right at the edge. Right at the edge!
Oh no, OH holdin' on with one foot!
LOOK at this balance!
AAAAHHHH! *laughing*
Oh I thought I had broken it there for a second.
Oooh, this place is menacing...
Crawl across the ground. UGH You fell in, like, the Family Guy position!
When you die, like, the most uncomfortable position ever is with your arm behind your back.
What is wrong with your leg!?
FIX YO SHIT!
OK, we're gonna have to reload checkpoint
WHEEE!
MY LEG'S BROKEN!
Is it supposed to be like that!? (no)
Is that the hardship of this level? (no)
That I have a broken leg?
That's not cool, I did not sign up for that.
When I started the game, you didn't ask me, "Are you ok with being a broken leg play-doh man?"
I would have said NO.
*quietly* Hey, here we go.
Are you gonna tell me that my leg's broken?
Grab it!
Okay!
*laughing*
YOGA'S NOT EASY!
*more giggling*
*more laughing*
OOOHhh.
I get it!
Now I know how to do it. Well, I know HOW to.
*another giggle*
This is a funny game! (we can tell)
I like that! Also, climbing is for those who are not HIGH enough
Man, I'm so fuckin' high...
Ok, grab, and then look dow- OH. See what I- See what the fock is goin' on here?
DAYUM SON!
That is some straight up climbage!
I'm doing, FANTASTICALLY well right now.
*jumping sounds*
You forgot one, crucial fuckin' detail though!
The guy in the instructional video didn't have a BROKEN LEG.
I DO!
I feel like- AH God, you fuck!
Ok, now AUH do it again FAAAAAK MEEEEE
Come on! I need my fixed leg!
DUDE! I can customize my guy!
OOOHH. Ooh yea!
How do I make the thing smaller? OH this is gonna get fun!
Control wheel brush si- OH YES
Give you a little eye here... A little eye here...
*giggling* And a smile...
*cackling*
Aw that's adorable! OK we're gonna paint your hat...
It's a HARD hat, so it's gonna have to be all orange.
Okay, are you okay with that?
Plato? Tell me no if you're not okay with that.
I think he's fine- NOOO
How do I undo!?
Undo!
There we go! You're gonna be like a Batman!
Okay, I gotta draw on your eyes again because they kinda came off.
Umm...
There we go... Little eyes! Oh, that one's messed up.
Get rid of that! *laughing*
I- I went back out to the menu because I wanted to fix the game and see if his legs would be fixed again.
That's if they do fix.
S-But then I got caught up in this because this is way more fun.
Customizing my little dude!
He's so cute!
Ah HA! Here we go! My legs are fine now!
I just had to restart the game.
Maybe my arm's focked...
Is my arm broken? No. I AM GOOD.
LOOK how cute he is now!
He is ADORABLE!
Okay, okay, no. We learned how to climb now!
Daddy's first steps, okay!?
HERE WE GO!
Little sexy man about town!
I don't think havin' my legs work properly now.
I don't think having two fully functional legs is actually helping me at all!
I'm still moving the same!
Oh...HUAH
Aha! We- Oh! We're dodgin' shit now!
Yes we are! Stop bouncing around! When I jump across a thing
It's not like a fuckin' trampoline when I land the la- the other side.
You just land! And that's it!
You don't bounce around! ♫ You don't jump up, jump up and git down! ♫
♫ JUMP AROUND! ♫
*jumping sounds*
Fuckin' doin' it! We are the best! Little play-doh man! (Plato!?)
Huap!
There's another tape!
What are you teaching me about?
You're telling me the same shit again!
I DON'T CARE!
Here we go! HUAP!
And...HAUP! It's like watchin' a child try to climb stairs. For the first time.
OH. NOAAAAA
Ohh that was scary!
Just like watching a child climb stairs!
Hua! I like how he just - throws himself with reckless abandon! To get to anywhere
Are you gonna tell me about climbing again?
"You need to jump before grabbing the edge," yeah I got that much!
*laughing* YAY!
Ok, you know what? Hup! Fuck that shit!
We're gonna do this!
HUAH
YEAHH!
Good God this game is getting complex!
For such a simple looking game, it sure does have a lot to it.
Aw, we are the BEST!
First, we're movin' trains. Now, we're jumpin' all over the place!
Like an awesome little dude!
This is the BEST!
I'm havin' a fuckin' wonderful time right now.
That's OH genius tactics.
GENIUS TACTICS.
There we go!
*majestic yell*
AW YEAH I love how he just flops through the air!
He just throws his entire being into those jumps.
Fuckin' Plato Man for PRESIDENT!
That's what I'm about!
Huap!
Yess! HaHA! That's a big penis-shaped rock!
Oh God, this might be risky... this might be risky!
HUAH
OH YES!
That leap of faith tho!
Dude, I think I'm in love with you.
I think you're the coolest ever. D'you wanna go get a beer? Do you wanna be friends?
*intense jumping*
Oh God!
Oh God! How do I get up onto this!?
How do I get up onto this!? Grab it!
Grab it- Don't grab your own head!
I need you to grab this thing OH GOD I might have fucked it up!
DAMMIT
Okay okay. We're gonna let go, and grab again.
Hua
*pulling intensifies*
Dammit! My hand's on the wrong side!
Can y- Can you grab better? Can you grab better?
Yes. Yes!
Yes! YES!
That is not grabbing better!
Okay, oka- FUCK IT!
NO HOLD ON! Dammit!
COME on man!
Maybe I can just jump from here?
OH GOD.
OH NO!
Can I actually do this?
Go. Go. Go. Go! Go! GO! GO! YES!
Fuck your logic game!
I dun need to to any of that shit! I got my own tactics!
*celebratory noises and a dance!*
*laughing*
YOOOOOOO *laughing*
That's so fuckin' adorable! Runnin' towards the edge with his hands in the air!
Like, "I'ma do it! AHHH" And then he just jumps and hopes for the best!
Aw, I love this little dude!
HUEH
*quietly* That's what I was supposed to do!
*gasp* Hup!
Oh hold on! Hold on! Get up there! OH YES.
*laughing*
You're like Stretch Armstrong in a way! I used to love Stretch Armstrong.
Ok, we gotta save, that might be a checkpoint.
Look at his little feet when I jump! *giggle* I'm jumpin' with my crotch right now!
What's in here? Can this be the end? Can I just be safe? Forever?
Open that door- After you! After you- Thank you sir!
Okay. This is- this is the thing. I have to look for a video.
*table shatters*
*shocked*
You didn't fuckin' see anything! Ok, I'LL PAY FOR THAT!
Is there anything in the- Just pull o- rip off the cushions!
HUEGH!
*giggle*
There's nothin' HERE!
THERE'S NOTHIN' HERE!
*majestic yell*
Can I break the windows?
*window shatters* OH I can! Oh God don't fall out!
*noises*
*laughing*
FUCK YO TV!
Fuck your TV! Your TV's bigger than mine!
I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT.
Welp, on I go. Was that what I had to do!? Did I actually have to throw the TV out the window!?
'Cause that wasn't open 'til now!
AAAAAAAHHH
*giggle*
I landed on cushions! I'm safe!
OH thank God. OKAY.
Well I'm gonna leave this episode here. This is a fun game!
WAY more fun than I expected, cause I saw, again
I looked it up and then I saw some screenshots and l- a few, like, little gameplay sections here and there
I didn't know what to make of it! I didn't know if it would be actually fun to play
It looked like It would be more tedious than anything.
It might get very tedious!
'Cause it's very much an I Am Bread thing where the controls wrestle you. Sometimes...
But I'm having a good time! I'm having a lot of fun!
It really is like Gang Beasts!
I've only played that game a little bit as well.
I really hope that Gang Beasts has online multiplayer at some point
Because I really want to play it with all my bros! All my friends!
'Cause that'll be a lot of fun.
Well anyway, THANK you guys so much for watching this episode,
If you LIKED it, PUNCH that like button IN tha face
LIKE A BOSS
AND *quietly* high fives all around!
WAPSH WAPSH
THANK you guys and I'll see all you dudes!
IN THE NEXT VIDEO
*outro music* [You think you can beat me, Mario game!?]
[You think you can, like, shove shit in my face!? And be all about the- the thing?]
[And then think that I'm not gonna be all about that as well?]
[Not today! what the fuck is it- AHAmashima ashimashama]
Can you do high fives all around?
Wapsh! Wapsh!
*laughs*
That went much better than I expected!