- [Gadiel] How you feelin?
- [Monica] I'm nervous!
- [Gadiel] We about to turn around.
Three.
Two
One.
(shocked laughter)
- What?
What happened with the liner under the eye?
(funky music)
- [Gadiel] (talking in foreign language)
You already know me.
What I'm notice is that the internet loves makeup.
They love makeup tutorials,
and they love dudes putting on makeup,
so I was like
(talking in foreign language)
I wanna see what's the hype all about,
and why women love putting on makeup.
So today, Eli and I are gonna put on makeup, son.
- [Eli] Why, Gadi?
Why are you makin me do these things?
I rolled outta bed thinkin,
"I'm not gonna be on camera today,
I'm gonna sip my coffee just sit at the desk,"
but no, here we are.
Full on face of makeup.
Something I've never done before.
- We're gonna follow monicastylemuse.
(talking in foreign language)
Afro-Latina.
She's so beautiful and gorgeous.
- [Monica] Gadiel and Eli will be following
my makeup tutorial, you guys.
- And then we're gonna reveal to her the makeup,
and she's gonna give us her honest opinion.
- You're also showing men that it's okay
to do things like this.
It's just makeup.
It ain't gonna hurt nobody.
(talking in foreign language)
- I maybe like do this.
Yeah, you gonna look good today.
(laughs)
You gonna look better than ya daddy.
- You thinkin?
- I'm really excited.
- If I had your skill set, yeah, maybe.
But I mean, I'm, this is gonna be a hack job.
- Give yourself some credit.
Men are actually pretty good at this?
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Okay, so I did see that you went and you got shade matte
NC42.
You're gonna use your foundation.
Boom.
- I don't even know what you do with foundation.
Like, what is... - What do you mean?
So you guys have bomb skin,
that's one thing about men that I envy.
With your skincare routine,
you just put soap and water, right?
- And platanos.
I just rub platanos on my face.
- I like, that's not fair.
Men have the best eyelashes, the best skin.
It's so annoying.
Foundation is just gonna give you your first layer, okay?
And you wanna take your sponge,
and you wanna put it all over, okay?
Then you concealer, usually.
(talking in foreign language)
Yeah. - So you put that under here.
- [Monica] You gonna snatch your face.
(talks in foreign language)
You're gonna lose 10 pounds off your face.
You need to have primer to prep your everything.
I say jump right in and go for it.
All the shiny...
Lashes...
So we have some bronzer.
I feel like you guys got this.
Don't forget...
(talking in foreign language)
- Baking is for what again?
(talking in foreign language)
Boom.
Okay? - What does boom mean?
What does that do with the boom?
- I dunno man.
- You guys, I feel like you guys
are catching along really well.
I'm so excited. - I don't think so at all.
I think I'm very, I'm more lost than when I started.
We got the baking, we got the booms, we got rose gold.
- They're gonna do fantastic, you guys.
I kept everything minimal,
so you don't really need brushes and stuff.
- I think we got this. We're gonna do good.
Yo, nuh mean?
I dunno.
- Oh, god.
(plucky music)
- I dunno what I'm doin.
I dunno what I'm lookin at but like,
let's see what's gonna happen, son.
Poor Eli.
- I have a shampoo, conditioner, body wash, aftershave
in one bottle.
And we have all this just for my face.
What gives me anxiety is that I know I have
to use everything on this table,
and that's just a lot.
- Lemme see how she started.
Man, she put like...
Man, she doesn't say what it is,
it was, it look like milk.
Maybe it was this.
She had a little bit here,
here, here.
And then she rub that (bleep) in her face,
with her hand.
Yo, imma do that (bleep) right, to perfection.
- So, I'm starting with the rose gold
'cause I wanna be bougie like that.
Do I pour it on my face,
or do I pour it on that thing?
She said start with this.
Here we go.
Doin that.
Oh my god, this makes my face so shiny.
Wow.
This doesn't do well with scruff, by the way.
It smells fantastic.
You start smelling so fabulous and bougie.
Step one accomplished.
- You feel good after you start puttin that (bleep) on,
like ooh.
Who's yo daddy?
I'm yo daddy.
Okay she does the eyebrows now.
Does this put like a certain type of color
on ya eyebrows?
Or does it just comb ya eyebrows?
The (bleep) is, it has two sides.
Brush ya eyebrow up.
Micro-crayon, oh it's a crayon.
So I'm coloring it.
I don't see nothin, son.
I may have used the wrong one.
What is this?
Oh, this is eyeliner, it's eyeliner.
I'm not dumb.
I almost (bleep) that up.
- Brushing up.
If there's one feature I love about myself,
it's my eyebrows.
Imma highlight this.
I did used to wax in high school.
I will admit to that.
Oh we gotta have those nice eyebrows, man.
Puerto Ricans love their nice eyebrows.
All right, got that.
- She want this next.
Smooth wear concealer.
All right, imma put this on a sponge.
(awkward trumpet music)
Today I put this (bleep) right on ya cheek.
She put it all over her face.
This is a concealer.
Gotta put it on here 'cause some of these girls
they neck be lookin different than they face.
Put it down here, you know,
gotta hide that mustache.
- She said put a lot, so I'm really gunkin it on here.
I can imagine all the women across America
are just like, "What are you doing?
Don't do that!"
So the way I see it, I'm gonna gunk this on
to the point that I look like a Barbie Doll.
I don't wanna see any redness.
I don't wanna see any bags.
(awkward clarinet music)
I just feel like I'm puttin like face paint on.
Oh my god, this is so rough on my mustache.
- I think she used one of these,
and she dip that in there.
Then she put it all over her face.
She went right here, she went right here.
I think I (bleep) this up.
I think I used the wrong one.
Lemme try this one.
I'm just gonna put it over.
Okay
Okay you bad (bleep).
Man, I feel like I'm shiny right now.
It's like I'm made out of gold right now.
I look like an Oscar.
I walk into a party and people be like,
"Oh yeah, he's so golden."
I'm like, I'm 24-carat.
- Wow, this looks like a Baby Bottle Pop.
(Baby Bottle Pop theme song)
Is this like child locked?
Where's the liquid at?
You supposed to turn then it comes out?
Oh, gettin it now, all right.
This is nice.
Actually, I need this, man.
I be stayin up late, gettin tired.
- What's the next step?
She held Foolproof Brown Powder.
Didn't I just put brown powder on my face?
She just went from brown powder to this thing again.
And then she like color the bottom part.
See, that's what you gotta do.
You gotta color the bottom one.
The eyebrows gotta look on fleek.
This is kinda stressful, I ain't gonna lie.
As a kid, I used to see my tias do this (bleep)
all the time.
Yo, this eyebrow is on point, this one is trash.
- Doin this, doin that.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing,
and I actually feel prettier than I did before.
- This is worse than the SAT.
Gonna make sure that (bleep) blend in
like it's part of your skin, son.
Imagine I show up on a Tinder date.
Wassup, mami?
(whistle)
Now she use the concealer.
You know why you do this?
'Cause you gotta shout out you to you Taino ancestors
and (bleep), you know what I mean?
Be like, yo, I'm here representin.
Lookin like the (bleep) sun god.
Ready to dance around the fire, yo.
I got Taino blood in me.
23 and Me.
I saw it, it was like three percent.
That look weird?
I wouldn't date me, I'd be like
"Go home."
This is ridiculous.
God, next one.
- All right, there's one thing I know about contouring.
I think you gotta like throw it up
on the cheeks here and here.
I pride myself on my high cheekbones, by the way.
It's another feature I enjoy about myself.
Hashtag self love.
Is she blending?
Okay, you know, but?
She uses both?
No, this is taking too long.
All right, I don't know what I'm doing.
I look like I got punched in the face.
I'm not losing 10 pounds yet.
I'm really waiting for these 10 pounds
to leave my face right now, and it's not happening.
How does her cheeks look so skinny?
- She put it like right here on her nose.
(silly xylophone music)
All right, so then I'm just gonna, you know,
do this, do this all up.
All right, oh.
Ooh, you women are slick.
Son, I feel feel like somebody slap me.
This one looks good though.
This one, this (bleep) need Jesus.
- This is what I'm looking forward to.
This is what's gonna be exciting.
I don't know if this is a proper technique
but I'm doing it.
And she adds two colors, so I'm gonna add two colors.
I'm gonna do the chiclet.
She had a little bit of darker purple on the bottom there.
Scary high.
It's gonna be a beautiful gradient.
It's gonna be like a sun setting.
- This is the part that we use the purple.
Damn, I look good.
You gotta be wild, you gotta be bold.
This is not for the weak of heart.
I would hate to wake up in the morning and do this
every day.
Can you imagine that (bleep)?
She use this (bleep) like a, like a pencil, right?
This (bleep) right on the bottom.
God damn, this (bleep) scratches the (bleep) outta you.
Oh my bad this is a lip pencil.
It's for your lips.
It says it right on it.
Read the labels y'all.
(adorable marimba music)
That was scary.
- This is for my eyelashes.
I think that's what it is.
So I'm gonna do it under.
Oh god, it's so much!
Oh this is nice, oh yeah.
Oh wait, no, this is the cat tip thing.
Oh I think I did the wrong thing.
Okay, all right we gonna have to blend it then.
All right, and then do a cat tip.
Oh, it's lookin so good!
Yeah, this went from like
a potentially beautiful human being,
to like an 80s rockstar after a drunken binger.
This is the most intense part,
'cause I'm literally gluing my eyelashes.
How does she do it so easy?
She does it so fast and easy.
How do you do this?
That's pretty much there.
(dramatic orchestral music)
- This is ridiculous, y'all.
If I was a woman, I'd be a tomboy.
(Bleep) this.
- [Woman] Close your eyes.
- How the (bleep) am I supposed to see
if I close my eyes?
(scary orchestral music)
(talks in foreign language)
- Yeah, she had like three different things
she does with her lips.
Oh, we're just gonna go for it,
'cause that's how we've been doin it so far,
and it's been goin swell.
Here we go.
Oh, you're beautiful.
You are beautiful and don't let anyone else
tell you any different.
Look out, Kylie.
There's new lips in the Instagram game.
I don't know what the hell this is.
This doesn't do anything.
- This is, this is ridiculous.
Red is my favorite color.
(upbeat pop music)
That's it.
This is the best I could do.
(talks in foreign language)
(laughs)
Now it's time for the reveal.
Let's see what Monica has to say.
- I don't know why, I'm so nervous.
(laughs)
(talks in foreign language)
- [Gadiel] How you feelin?
All right, we're about to turn around.
All right, three.
Two.
One.
(shocked laughter)
- [Monica] Oh, what?
Hold on.
What?
I couldn't understand what happened
with the liner under the eye.
- Well, the thing is, I went under
and then it was a lot, so I tried to blend it
and that didn't work. - What?
- So, you can't blend liner. - Y'all.
The foundation looks bomb.
- Oh word.
- Yeah.
This purple...
(talks in foreign language)
Yo, first of all, that shimmer on the eyes?
And you guys went in the lines - I love it.
- [Monica] The lipstick, it's a little bit,
I was expecting... - He did a lot better than me.
- I had a little bit more time.
- But the fun thing is, no one's good at makeup.
It's fun.
Hell, sometimes I be lookin at myself like
"I got away with things that I don't even know
how I got away with it."
Pero how do you guys feel,
like are we doing this every day?
- I'm never gonna do it again.
I'm gonna
(laughs)
I will tell you this,
that I have more respect for people that do it.
I be like "Damn, if you take time outta ya day
to be like lemme look pretty and take
the time and effort to do this (bleep)"
like, more props to you.
Who was your favorite?
- I'd have to say, not that you guys both
didn't nail it, but if I had to do
a makeup look on myself, Gadiel.
Gadiel. - Yeah, okay, all right.
I'll give it to ya, I'll give it to ya.
- You know what?
It wasn't that yours was bad, it's just that
if I had to wear...
(talks in foreign language)
- You can't even say it with a straight face.
- I respect you guys so much.
Again, thank you for being men in makeup.
I'm happy to be here.
It's always been a dream of mine to be on Pero Like.
- Make sure you guys show support.
Let em know where they can find you.
- You guys can find me everywhere @monicastylemuse.
- And thank you for bein here. - Thank you.
- Listen, thank you for having me.
Like, again, you guys are family.
- Group hug, group hug.
I gotta watch my makeup.
- Okay, you have a face now.
Don't let the face get messed up.
(talks in foreign language)
(chill electronic music)