[groaning]
Oh.
The boots are stuck.
I should get to work.
[audience laughing]
This is
[mumbling incoherently]
You said it.
[audience laughing]
Okay.
[stammering]
[audience laughing]
Time's up. Hey where'd everybody go?
I didn't notice they were gone.
Man, this place is a mess.
Could you pass me that trash can?
No thank you.
[audience laughing]
What? Come on, just pass me the trash can.
[audience laughing]
What are you doing?
Just bringing you this trash can
[audience laughing]
Okay, The boots are kind of stuck.
[audience laughing]
You still want the trash can?
I'm all the store needs. I'm knowledgable and helpful,
and whatever that word was you called me.
Maybe Owen wants to replace you
for talking him into buying the boots.
Please. I'm irreplacable. He would never get rid of me.
Unless, Owen's been inhabited by an alien.
And we're dealing with his evil twin,
I mean, that's the only logical--
Excuse me! You always talk to inanimate objects?
No I was talking to...
[smacking lips]
- Well they're gone now, but-- - Oh, well what about mugs?
Do you talk to mugs?
Good day mate. I'm a mug.
If you're going to the store could you pick me up some eggs?
Why does the mug have an Australian accent
and why does it need eggs?
Well, maybe it's from Australia. Aw, and maybe it's hungry.
[audience laughing]
Oh, aren't you hungry, Australian mug?
Because me and the stapler,
were just about to order some lunch.
Isn't that right, stapler?
Aw sure is, I'm starving. You know I could really go for a...
[groaning]
That's why I never talk to staplers.
So what brings you the store today?
You know how you guys sell and trade memorabilia?
What's this worth?
It's a laser sword from the movie--
Battle Force ! I know!
It's really rare.
They discontinued this model because it was defective.
[yelling]
[audience laughing]
It was shocking people.
You don't say?
Wait!
You guys are hiring?
Oh no.
You said I should bring something to get the boots off.
So I brought this Italian dressing.
That would be great if she had a salad on her foot.
This isn't gonna work.
We won't know until we try.
[audience laughing]
That is a lot of Italian dressing.
[audience laughing]
Still stuck.
I told you that wouldn't work.
My friend Margot tried Italian dressing
that time I got stuck in a chimney.
It didn't work then either.
Here, use this.
It's a boot remover.
I get boots stuck all the time. This always gets them right off.
Why didn't you show us this first?
I was curious to see if the Italian dressing worked.
Thank you.
[audience laughing]
It worked!
- Easy. - Told you!
Now we just have to get all the salad dressing off this boot.
[audience laughing]
At least there's not a lot of it.
[audience laughing]
It's called the Flaming Fire Mouth Challenge.
One of these slices has a ghost pepper hidden in it.
And we each eat slices until one of our mouths gets scorched?
Let's do this.
[yelling]
[audience laughing]
I'm guessing that was a hot one.
[audience laughing]
- What are you doing? - Hurley! Please,
don't drink the snowglobes.
[audience laughing]
Well, the guy who was going to buy
the extreme girl boots changed his mind.
You know, the ones you talked me
into spending my life savings on.
The ones you said I could sell for twice what I paid.
Someone's going to want them.
- You just have to be patient - I don't want to be patient.
You be patient.
Hey, Owen, I see you guys are still hiring.
Why don't you just hire me?
Because you already work at the pizza place.
And you're a horrible employee.
You're supposed to be at work, now.
[audience laughing]
It's true. I am the worst.