gasps what are y'all doing here you know I thought job was all over the place
here we are at the love's Wow I would feed you guys I'm the one in to
cook up by
they got a microwave I can see one of you okay the register y'all want to
share but I got enough for two all right so come on let's go up
well after them other guys saw that food they said it was ugly look at that is
ugly there's like worms that is not worms guys it's called quinoa it's from
China or Africa or somewhere it's got all kinds of proteins in it
yes Allah everybody thinks I'm a sick puppy you know I might be gravure on
pump 19 move your truck yeah all right let's go gonna heat this up get down the
road I feel really bad for writing that on that lady's truck but I'll be the
third driver to back out of this spot so I wrote that on our truck for now I'm
gonna back out and go about my way bye miss stupid 12 seconds latest
alright fellas how you doing this morning
it's 818 we are getting ready to leave like I said oh I didn't tell you the
girls coming back today she wasn't go along it was long enough
for me to miss her bacon fried potatoes you know eggs you feed you lady love
she's much more compliant which don't feel good especially don't spoil that
winch though bowlers should treat you bad but he's just still baby here babies
like to be babied I like you baby too maybe it works that are right for us
right good maybe each other all right
sounds good don't it gonna be real coffee you can sink your teeth into a
minute well there she is princess pissy pants how are you this morning are you
ready for some breakfast but this but they're your names designed for you and
delivered with love and eggs and fried potatoes and bacon and coffee with honey
all right princess pissy pants let's eat see princess prissy pants is a true
character bitch I thought I was kidding didn't you
alright folks my eggs broke don't hold it against me but it looks pretty good I
guarantee ya it's better than Dinis that's not hard to do though well listen
to her here I mean I'm being the cook and the waitress and everything and
Princess pissy pants alright everybody I forgot how good I
had it princess prissy pants here is being mean to me
already this morning I fed her breakfast i brung her to the truck I'm pretty
trippin and what does she got to say about it Oh last week you did a horrible
job I did not say that she dude first of all I wash the rags and I trimmed off
idiot a little extra hairs I'm not hairs you have it coming round a
little bit gravelly I see yeah so I trim them off put them back in the track
there's quinoa everywhere and it's one of them shapes that when you sweep it
you might hit it in the dustpan it might go flying in seven different
directions and you just have to sweep it again I swept it up four times how I do
it it's got nice riding got all the information we need
oh you're so neat I can figure trip numbers where we're going miles this
here is Chris's explanation of our loads look it's just the way it is I know what
it says sorta I know how much it pays that's all the matters right another
trip number I'm good sometimes he can't read his own writing
let's just hope if there's any issues with this check that he can read his
writing and recall what it is I've been doing this for a lifetime I know how to
do it I just out of practice pissy pants over
here need to take care of it I made pretty pants I miss you
he's one attempt test done on his tooth she's better buddy my teeth along the
bottom ones right there is looking a real good teacher meant to last a
lifetime brush them suppers suppers soccer's HS supper and rusher suckers
yeah the dog agrees brush your teeth he got the nasty of teeth in the world she
needs to pull his teeth but she's scared of him he bites me on a regular basis
look he's got fuzz on the end of his nose oh yeah alright as you can see I
told y'all I did not kill and bury the girl she's back
he tried wasn't my fault we're going to Chicago
we'll see you got some along the way anything else you want to say pissy
pants I mean prissy pants no no I'm gonna put hard work caving up clean up
more quinoa if y'all it makes a mess if you spill it
really bad especially if you spill like three-quarters of the bag in a line all
down the truck and the bed oh well there's worse things he could have spilt
though that's right all right guys I think my pre trip is over I'm gonna put
it in the wind slowly remember hammered down slowly you'll get better fuel
mileage never back and pass you and you'll be calmer carry on thanks
goodness can you imagine trying to get that ride in the dark
it'd be so much fun just don't do it
tonight's dinners compliments of the Abe Lincoln Travel Plaza look at this it's
so much food it's gonna be less than for like three days
thousand years later everybody we're down here in Alabama picking up a
trailer in Coleman going to North Carolina which made me think about him I
said I'm an Alabama picking up a trailer what's the girl gonna do she snuck
inside the sleeper he's giving me funny looks what am I
gonna do