You wanna help me open some mail?
Oh no, you're- are you afraid of mail?
Yup.
*Christmas music*
I am having a breakfast sandwich and a latte.
Planning out my day for today.
It's gonna be pretty busy.
I'm about to go to the gym
and then, um- I have a lot of other stuff to do
*Christmas music*
Now I'm at the gym hitting chest
I'm gonna get a workout in and then check my P.O. box
*Rock & Roll Christmas Workout Music Plays*
when everything you own is black
*sung* Hello darkness, my old friend (from The Sound of Silence)
All right I just got done hitting chest
had a pretty good workout.
Now I'm gonna take a shower and get ready.
Ok I'm ready to go now, I'm feeling nice and fresh
Prepared for that road trip over to the PO box
I just gotta pack all my stuff up and I'm good to go.
All black every day fam, isn't that right?
I set up my PO box in a town that's about 30 minutes from where I live
for two reasons:
1. to protect my privacy so I could put it online and it not be in my hometown
which is a small town
and a lot of people, if they dug hard enough
could probably figure out where I live
And 2. as kind of a loophole so I could continue to get Zamplebox
because it's no longer available in Arkansas,
but it is available in Oklahoma.
so every week I have to make this little road trip to go pick up my stuff from my PO box.
so that's what I'm doing right now
and then later in this vlog I will be opening my PO box stuff,
and I have more things than I expected to have
I have at least 5 or 6 packages
which is so exciting because this is my first PO box
this is my first time
it's my first time
So that'll be a little bit later on in this video
if you sent me something, your stuff's gonna be in the video.
let's play a game where we see if I can make it back to my hometown
without running out of gas.
Actually, I can get gas here
I forgot that they do have a gas station here-
guess what it's called.
GD one stop
I mean it's G & D
but it looks like, you know, far away
g-ddamn. Get it?
I got this um
drink in there that I've never heard of
it's called body armor super drink
it's uh- i guess it's supposed to be like Gatorade but better
that's really good
and I got a banana too.
so this body armor drink
it kinda tastes like Gatorade
mixed with one of those, like, orange V8 splash drinks
oh shit.
I better stop vlogging or I'm gonna get in a wreck
thanks, Obama
*Rock & Roll Christmas Shopping Montage Music*
get a pump in walmart
*Jazzy Christmas Checkout Music*
All right I am done at walmart
Now I'm gonna go pick up Aela and take her to the vet
because she has a bump on her side
and we don't know what it's from or what it is
so I'm just gonna take her to go get that checked out
make sure that it's nothing spooky
you ready to go to the doctor goose?
sorry my car's a mess
*sung* I told the goose doctor I was in love with goose
then the goose doctor, she sniffed all of my stuff
of course she's got to get in her spot, she always sits on the floorboard
Where are we goose?
You ready to go to the doctor?
Go to the goose doctor?
Get- oh my G-d
Aela- OK.
let's go
is that a dog? you found another dog?
oh- get out of there. Aela, come on
You're gonna pee up in their garden
really?
All right, let's go.
All right we are done at the vet.
Aela has a cyst
And she's gonna have to get it removed next Tuesday
and tested
so hopefully that goes well
I'm pretty worried about her she's gotta go under anesthesia
and she's never done that before
so as a parent
not the most exciting thing to hear
but, uh, we're gonna figure out what it is
and if it is anything scary we're catching it extremely early on
because the cyst is small
and she's only 4 years old
so it shouldn't be- shouldn't hopefully be anything too bad
I know, I'm doing a video today of me opening it.
Ty's mom: Oh, sweet
Ty: so sweet. My mom's here.
Ty's Mom: Hi, guys.
Ty: and she brought some hummus
which
Ty's mom: some crackers
Ty: sounds gross, but
we're gonna try it
Ty's mom: what? you've never had hummus?
Ty: don't think I've ever had hummus
Ty's mom: Oh, it's good, you'll like it
Ty: So, my youtube channel hasn't met you mom, say hi
Ty's mom: hi guys!
Ty: who are you?
Ty's mom: I'm Ty's mom! I'm the lucky one. yeah.
Ty: aw. is that what we're eating, mama?
Ty's mom: yummy, yummy
Ty: wow, looks nice
Ty's mom: It's in your tummy
Ty: Oh my goodness, are you a hand model?
(Laughter)
Ty: You gonna like do the, (laughter) exactly.
Ty's mom: hummus for anyone?
Ty: Cool
Ty's mom: hummus for anyone?
*Jazzy Christmas music begins in the background*
Ty: I just got done wrapping some of Christy's gifts
and my mom just left
so I'm gonna go put these under the tree
* Jazzy Christmas decorating music continues*
She decorated for Christmas while I was gone
it was really sweet.
I'll show you guys the house soon
I can't right now because my roommate is sleeping in the other room.
but I think I'm ready to start opening some mail
my dogs are playing outside, sorry if they're loud.
so here's what I got my first mail video for my PO box
we'll start with the letters.
aw someone sent me some money
(laughter) 4 cents!
thank you
OH, FIVE cents
there's another
"I didn't know what I wanted to send you"
"so there's 5 pennies in here somewhere"
thank you very much
(reading the letter) "Yo my dude!"
"let Pepe go bruh"
"I didn't mean to come here and make this about your shit memes"
half the letter is just about their distaste for my memes
'because of your videos I came out as trans "
"and all that gay shit"
"all that gay shit you've heard a thousand times"
so yeah, this is nice
"these are the envelopes covered in chocolate"
it does have some chocolate on it
"when you get this, please mention in a video"
"that i roasted your memes via letter."
you got it.
"Love, my memes, Sean"
Nice! thank you so much. that was really good.
Samantha Bray
" I really hope you make a PO box opening video and this is in it"
there you go
they also said a lot of really nice things, too
this is so sweet.
and they put a little kiss mark on it too.
this one's from tyler gray
I have some instructions.
This one is "open first"
"open last"
I'm goin on a scavenger hunt today.
all right
"Dear Tyler, my name is Tyler also."
"i didn't know what transgender was so i searched it"
"and i came across one of Chase Ross's videos."
"which led me to one of your videos"
that's very sweet
this is such a nice letter oh my goodness
Sponsored by Chase Ross
"PS I know this is an old video but parrotfish is still one of my favorites"
Nice.
it's the trans flag and it's got me in the middle with my name!
that's so sweet i'm gonna put this up on my wall
thank you very much Tyler
these are so sweet you're sending me such nice things
this next one is from Ty's ties
so i feel like it's gonna be something pretty cool
ooh. ok, i'm gonna read the note first and then i'm gonna get into it.
"hey Ty. us here at Ty's ties wanted to send you this complimentary bow"
"we are inspired by your videos every day"
"and wanted to send a small thank you"
"stay awesome, brother."
aww
Here's their website if you wanna check that out
tystiesinc.weebly.com
and... here's the bowtie
cute! oh!
it's the trans colors
that is kickass!
oh my goodness and
and it's got a little safety pin so i can wear it with any shirt
i'm gonna put it on if i can figure out how this works
look at that!
i tried to do it in a hurry so it's just gonna be crooked
but look at how dapper I am
oh, nice very nice, Ok.
finally we have the box
and this says the BT group
i don't know what that means but thank you BT group
some puffies
"a gift for you- for Ty"
"my bro thanks to the internet. enjoy the bunny with a mustache"
Sandy! ok
sandy's my friend that I talk to on twitter a lot
(laughter)
this is so cute.
it is- it really is a bunny with a mustache
nice.
i'm gonna put this on my shelf- on one of my shelves
in my office so i can always look at it
that is adorable
and i'm gonna make sure Nani doesn't get a hold of this
because she rips every stuffed animal to shreds
so here it is- the results of my first PO box opening video
how sweet, you guys are so awesome
if you want to send me something my PO box is
Sebastian Turner
or Ty Turner
whatever you put on there is fine
Sebastian Tyler Turner whatever
it'll get to me
PO Box 308 Colcord, OK 74338
and that is also in the description
yeah, i'd say that's a successful first mail video.
how fun
and i got such- oh my goodness.
how sweet, how sweet.
All right, i'm gonna close out the vlog for today
Merry Vlogmas. I hope you have a great day.
And I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Bye, guys.
*Outro music*