Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of million dollars
But I'm Jeremy Dooley joining me today are Jack Pattillo and Ryan Haywood guys have been on the show a couple of times before
So I'll start us off
Wait guys know it's like 9 o'clock
I know it's a little late to start drinking, but no I'm just saying where's the Irish car bombs 7:00 in the morning
It's time to drink some beer yeah
You get a million dollars
It's a lot of money
but every day for the rest of your life a different type of
object will gain sentience for the sole purpose of being a prick team *Chuckles*
Feel like a door or something like that could just like slam in your face
Or you try to open it like out a door every door their network. They're like real live through this one. Please not get now
Your pants would just be like I'm unzip the thing is they're really good at I think you're talking to that one girl you really
Like and then they just drop and then she's like hey, and then when they realize she likes it they come back
Yeah
Lose your wallet. Just kept jumping out of the back of your pocket everything guys fuck stay in there
So someone else's wallet can crawl up into your pocket and frame you and that's true
You
Could have like lights that just like either you wake up in the morning
There's blasting you in the eyes or they just never come on
Like what?
They'll do is. You'll turn the switch on nobody no lights and you're like light bulbs out, and then as you go to change it
It could be your fucking bed, you're asleep the bed fucking walks you out of the house
Wake up in a field you
Did a drink machine would be a real bitch
anytime
Like you go to get soda. It's like vodka. Oh you're getting a coke. Nope you're getting lip
Hmmm I don't know I think I'm out on this one I deal with enough assholes already
What's one more exactly you know what and I'm gonna go for as well
I think there's some humor in being like that chairs a prick today. I Gayle but I just get so
Million dollars significant amount of money
But every time you fall asleep every time you go unconscious you wake up with a 1 foot pile of dirt on
No matter where you go matter where you are that sounds like every morning is terrible every morning is a lot of vacuuming
Yeah, I'm worried about when you take a nap like you fall asleep at a desk or something you got a rough night couldn't sleep
And wake up your heads on your desk or something
If you fall asleep on a beach now everyone's gonna think you're a zombie everything looks normal just
Sleep I feel like this would be a terrible thing to have in like a frat house because people would just be like hey watch
this
Alright Jeremy oh do you think million dollars for three years like terrified of being buried alive I
Don't think I could do it. Oh, I'm in here me. You're out gonna pass. I'm gonna do it. I think so
Million dollars, but any time you see someone wearing socks with sandals, okay, you must hug them hug them
Wait do we have to kill them, you know? I I assume that not everyone's on for the murder game
Let's just say you have to tackle
Leave a tag in them all the tag senses. I could have exactly alright, so you supply a person
What's the first action well obviously?
First you got to change into some camera second you got to get into their lives
Right like you got to follow them you got to find the moment you got to really lock into them
It would be great if they turn around and saw you know right you how fast do you think a person in socks and sandals?
Can really escape they're not gonna be able to run fast enough
Like I'll be talking like setting traps and apart Ron and get him you didn't get like those big bear trap things happy-go-lucky
I wearing this tank top and jeans shorts and socks and sandals walk down the street
What if one day you're sitting there at the breakfast table and your kid walks downstairs
Wearing wearing sandals and socks and their asses get intact your kid will know better
You know why because at least once in their life. They'll have been next to you when you went
one
Kid walks out to the car as you open the trunk and there's something
See what's on his feet?
That'd be like him. Ah see the rest of your life. You have to hunt and tag
Yeah, you know what doesn't sound that bad to me
I think there'd be some fun in the hunts there could be yeah, I'm in I'm in alright. I do it hell
Yeah, all right the hunters
Well, thank you for watching another episode of million dollars, but you guys had some good questions today. We got some money
We're a little richer. I think I'm convinced it Ryan is he's already hunting people hey guys
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