>> James: I'M SURPRISE TO LEARN HAVE YOU A PASSION FOR HOMEMADE
FACIALS.
>> YES.
>> James: I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD DO YOURSELF AT HOME.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU HAD TO GO TO A SPA.
>> YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY OR YOU CAN DO IT
YOURSELF.
>> James: SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
>> I THINK WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO IS I MAKE MASKS AT HOME OUT
OF DIFFERENT THINGS LIKE HOMEMADE FACE MASKS.
I'LL USE AVOCADO OR EGGS.
>> James: EGGS?
YOU'RE PUTTING EGGS ON YOUR FACE?
SO WHEN YOU HAVE AVOCADO AND THERE'S A BIT ON THE CORNER OF
YOUR MOUTH AND THEY GO YOU GOT SOMETHING AND YOU GO OH, GREAT.
>> RIGHT UNDER MY EYES.
>> IT'S REALLY BUBBLE THE CHIMP MAKING A MESS.
>> James: ARE YOU SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO BE PAMPERED?
>> I'M NOT A FACIAL GUY BECAUSE I'M WEIRD ABOUT PEOPLE TOUCHING
MY FACE.
I LIKE A PEDICURE BUT I DON'T LIKE A MANICURE BECAUSE YOU
CAN'T HOLD YOUR PHONE AND IT MAKES ME VERY NERVOUS I'M JUST
STARING AT THIS WOMAN WHO IS LIKE CLIPPING MY NAILS AND A
JUST WANT TO CHECK TWITTER AND I HATE HER FOR DOING THIS TO ME.
EVEN THOUGH I ELECTED TO BE THERE.
BUT I DO LIKE A PEDICURE AND ONCE IN A WHILE A MASSAGE.
>> James: I'M IN FOR A MASSAGE.
>> RECENTLY I HAD A MASSAGE THAT INADVERTENTLY END UP STRESSING
ME OUT.
>> WHY?
>> WHAT HAPPENED WAS -- I SHOULDN'T TELL THIS STORY.
WHAT HAPPENED WAS A FRIEND OF MINE AN ACTOR WHO SHALL REMAIN
NAMELESS -- >> James: DANIEL DAY LEWIS.
>> NO, NOT DANIEL DAY LEWIS AND NOT ANDY COHEN --
[LAUGHTER] >> IT ACTUALLY WASN'T ANDY.
IT WAS AN ACTOR YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW.
HE TOLD ME HE WENT AND WAS GETTING MASSAGES AT THIS FANCY
JIM IN MANHATTAN AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO THIS ONE GUY AND
AT THE END OF THE MASSAGE HE WOULD GET A LITTLE BONUS.
>> James: RIGHT.
RIGHT.
>> THEY CALL A HAPPY ENDING.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT IF YOU DON'T YOU CAN
GOOGLE IT.
[LAUGHTER] >> HE WAS LIKE YOU GOT TO GO TO
THIS GUY.
AND I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE I'M NOT A BIG
MASSAGE PERSON TRUTHFULLY BUT I WAS LIKE WELL, I GUESS I CAN TRY
IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
I ASKED MY FRIEND DOES HE DO THAT FOR EVERYONE AND MY FRIEND
SAID ONLY THE GUYS THAT HE'S ATTRACTED TO.
SO I SAID, WELL, I GOT THIS.
I MEAN -- SO I MAKE AN APPOINTMENT, I GO TO THE GUY,
THE MOST STRESSFUL THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE THE WHOLE
TIME YOU'RE SITTING THERE AND I'M JUST THINKING --
>> James: YOU'RE SITTING?
>> WELL, LYING.
>> James: I WAS THINKING THAT'S A DIFFERENT HAPPY ENDING.
>> DEPENDS WHAT YOU LIKE, JAMES.
[LAUGHTER] THINGS ARE DIFFERENT IN THE U.K.
WHERE YOU'RE ALL UNCIRCUMCISED.
WHY ARE YOU OFFENDED?
YOU'RE LYING THERE AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RELAXING AND THE
WHOLE TIME YOU'RE THINKING AM I HOT ENOUGH.
LIKE AM I ATTRACTIVE.
WILL I GET THE HAPPY ENDING.
YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE WRAPPING IT UP AND I'M LIKE WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN NOW AND THEN HE DOESN'T DO IT.
AND IT WAS A MASSAGE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME HAPPY AND
LESS STRESSFUL AND I LEFT CRYING.
I WAS LIKE -- DON'T FEEL THAT BAD FOR ME I'M ON FOUR TV
SHOWS -- >> James: EMMY-NOMINATED.
>> BUT IT WAS THE OPPOSITE AND LEFT ME SO STRESSED OUT AND
ANGRY AND FEELING AWFUL SO THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT UP.
[LAUGHTER]