[screaming]
- Whaa! - Whoa!
Goodness!
Wow!
We've entered a whole new dimension.
Uh, a blank, white, empty one.
Must be the boring dimension.
I am the Keeper of the Horned Forest.
State your business here.
Uh, I'm trying to find my clarinet.
Your clarinet?
Yes, my clarinet!
Of which I am the proud owner.
[the Keeper laughs]
A clarinet is not owned.
Why don't you tell me why you're really here?
You're calling me a liar?
I don't appreciate your tone.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.
This is a sacred place,
where clarinets can live without persecution.
You need to learn respect.
I've learned!
Good Neptune! You're hideous!
You too, but somehow you still retain your allure.
Well, here we are in RandomLand.
Sure is for that.
"Sure is for that"?
The neighborhood must be affecting my speech.
Come on, let's put our grind to the nose stone.
Aw, Squidward, can't we take a minute
to smell and stop the roses?
"Smell and stop the roses"! I meant stop and smell the...
[laughs]
Where are we?
It can't be!
Bikini Bottom has at least 39 people living here!
Maybe as you knew it,
but this is a different Bikini Bottom of another time.
Maybe if you hadn't touched the time machine
like we told you, Patrick, we wouldn't be in this mess.
[SpongeBob hyperventilating]
SpongeBob?
[screams]
Ugh...
Ugh, dear Neptune above!
What happened last night?
Hello? What's this?
"Mr. Plankton"?
Who the Davy...
Huh?
I'm in the Krusty Krab.
And that means the life switcher was a success!
The Krusty Krab is mine!
Corporate casual!
He's not here.
No more SpongeBob.
No more!
I may finally have found a place where I can be all...
Alone.
[voices] Alone.
- Alone. - Alone.
Alone.
- Alone. - Alone.
Alone!
[laughs]
What in tarnation?
Hi, Sandy.
I'm not sure what it is,
but something seems different about me.
[cackling]
[screams]
Sponge... cake.
[screams]
Oh, now what? I suppose you're going to show me...
Oh, oh! Oh, gee, that's very nice.
Oh, what is this, some kind of magic act?
[screams]
[cackling]
Whoa!
Hey! Get me out of here!
[cackles]
No, no!
[screams]
Hey, Plankton.
Glad you could join the rest of the family.
Granddad?
Yep. And you're pretty brave
standing in that there gastric acid!
Gastric acid?
[Plankton screams]
[cackles]
- Hey, Patrick. - Hey, SpongeBob.
You know, Patrick, this is a dream.
You can do anything you want.
- Yep. - I mean anything!
Watch, I can turn into a skyscraper!
Going up!
Eh?
I can make... a million of me!
Eh? Eh?
Yup.
Aw, tartar sauce.
I'm going to a different dream.
OK. Bye, SpongeBob.
Shoot!
That was my last quarter.
Money, money, money, money...
Mr. Krabs, is that you?
It's Karen's version of Krabs.
Hey, looking good, Mr. K.
I hate everything.
That's how Karen sees Squidward.
Hmm?
Uh, nothing a little make-up couldn't fix.
Hey, I wonder if Karen has a version of me down here.
Woop, woop, zing, zing. Woop, woop, zing, zing.
Ooh, now that guy's a hunk!