NOW PLAYING TODAY WE HAVE BAILEY AND RACHEL, THANK YOU VERY, VERY
MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
AND WE'RE ABOUT TO JOIN A SKYPE GROUP VIDEO CALL WITH THEIR
DADS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS JEFF AND STEVE.
(APPLAUSE) HI GUYS.
>> HELLO.
>> James: WELCOME TO THE SHOW, JEFF, SAY I HAD TO STEVE.
>> HEY, JEFF.
>> HI, STEVE.
>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD.
>> James: YEAH, NOW WE'RE SORT OF IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW, IT
WAS JUST A HELLO.
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
I'M GOING TO ASK THE DAUGHTERS QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR DADS.
AND THE DADS ARE GOING TO QUICKLY WRITE DOWN WHAT THEIR
ANSWER WOULD BE.
AND DADS, I NEED YOU TO BE HONEST, OKAY.
IF YOUR ANSWERS MATCH, YOU GET A POINT.
ALL RIGHT, SO ARE WE READY TO PLAY?
HERE WE GO QUESTION ONE, WHAT WITH YOUR FATHER SAY IF IS HIS
BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE.
SO STEVE AND JEFF, GET WRITING.
I WILL COME TO YOU FIRST, BAILEY.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS YOUR DAD'S BEST FEATURE.
>> I WOULD SAY HIS HEIGHT.
>> James: REALLY?
>> YES.
>> James: HE'S VERY TALL.
>> NO.
>> James: IS HE VERY SHORT.
>> YES.
>> James: HOW SHORT.
>> 5, 6.
>> James: SO WHAT, LIKE, WHAT'S THAT, IS HE TALLER THAN
YOU OR SMALLER THAN YOU.
>> TWO INCHES TALLER THAN ME.
>> James: SO HE'S ABOUT THERE.
>> IT'S NOT THAT SHORT.
>> James: I WOULDN'T SAY HE IS DRASTICALLY SHORT.
SO YOU THINK THAT'S HIS BEST FEATURE.
>> YES.
>> James: OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU ARE WRITTEN DOWN, JEFF, WHAT
HAVE YOU GOT, WHAT IS YOUR BEST FEATURE.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE).
>> James: OH COME ON, JEFF.
JEFF, YOU CAN'T TELL US THAT AND NOT LET US HAVE A LITTLE LOOK AT
THE MONEY MAKER.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> I'M IN THE TALL ENOUGH.
>> James: OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
SO OVER HERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS STEVE'S BEST PHYSICAL
FEATURE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, HE WORKS OUT A LOT.
AND HE TALKS ABOUT MY MOM CLEANING UP THE GENE POOL, SO I
KNOW IT'S NOT GOING TO BE HIS FACE.
I LOVE YOU, I'M SORRY.
I AM GOING TO SAY DAD IS REALLY PROUD OF LIKE HIS UPPER BODY,
HIS BICEPS.
HIS BUILD.
>> James: WHAT HAVE WE GOT.
BUSINESS HIS ARMS.
THERE YOU GO.
HEY, STEVE, STEVE, GIVE US A LITTLE TICKET TO THE GUN SHOW
THERE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: OH MY GOODNESS ME.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU ARE RIPPED.
WOW.
REALLY MADE YOU LOOK TERRIBLE THERE, JEFF.
SO HERE WE GO.
THE NEXT QUESTION, WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOUR
FATHER HAS EVER DONE.
FELLAS, LET'S WRITE THESE ANSWERS DOWN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOUR DAD
HAS EVER DONE.
>> WELL, MY DAD USED TO DO SOME BULL RIDING, YEAH.
HE USED TO BE A BULL RIDER.
AND I KNOW THE FIRST TIME HE EVER WAS BULL RIDING, HE THOUGHT
HE WAS-- HE HAS TO WAIT EIGHT SECONDS AND JUMPED OFF THE BULLK
THREW OFF HIS HAT, WAS ACTING ALL COOL, HE WAS WALKING BACK TO
THE GATE AND THERE IS THE BUZZER.
>> James: THAT IS NOT THAT EMBARRASSING.
WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?
>> REALLY?
>> James: PULLED MY PANTS DOWN IN PUBLIC.
NOW WHEN YOU SAY YOUR PANTS, ARE YOU SAYING YOU FULLY EXPOSED ALL
OF JEFF?
>> IT WAS A JOKE WITH A FRIEND OF MINE AND HE SAID IF YOU DON'T
PULL-- OR WILL YOU PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN AND RUN AROUND THE
BAR.
>> James: AND YOU DID.
>> OH YEAH.
>> James: AND I FEEL LIKE YOU DIDN'T FEEL AS COOL AS YOU
THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO.
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
>> James: RACHEL WHAT IS THE MOST EM-- EMBARRASSING THING
YOUR DAD HAS EVER DONE.
>> I WILL SAY THAT MY PARENTS ARE VERY HAPPILY MARRIED.
IN THE MOST CARNAL SENSE.
>> James: OH, HOLD ON, WHAT?
RIGHT.
>> SORRY, MOM.
I LOVE YOU.
YEAH, I HAD A FRIEND OVER, THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A FUN
SHOW, MOVIE NIGHT.
PARENTS AT THAT TIME WERE DOING RENOVATIONS, HAD A ROOM IN THE
BASEMENT.
OH LET'S WAMP THE NOTEBOOK BECAUSE WE'RE 17 AND THAT IS
WHAT WE DO, WE CRY OVER RYAN GOESLING.
TURNED THE MOVIE ON, ENJOYING THE MOVIE AND JUST STARTED TO
HEAR THIS, LIKE SLOW-- .
>> James: NO!
>> AND MY FRIEND IS WHAT IS THAT.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: WHAT IS WRITTEN ON YOUR BOARD, STEVE WHAT HAVE YOU
GOT AS YOUR ANSWER.
>> THAT'S THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING?
JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT ISN'T.
YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE HAVING HOT SEX WHILE SHE WAS WATCHING
THE NOTEBOOK AND IT'S CLEARLY SCARED HER FOR LIFE, STEVE.
HE DOESN'T CARE.
LOOK, HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY THAN THE STORY IS OUT
THERE.
>> James: YEAH, WHEN I GO, I GO HARD, WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT IT.
WELL DONE, WE ARE ALL LEARNED A LOT ABOUT ALL OF US HERE TODAY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING.
WE'RE GOING TAKE YOU AND YOUR FATHERS OUT FOR DINNER ON US.