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Today, after a long hiatus, we are taking a look at SpongeBob.
Because no one has EVER talked about SpongeBob before.
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Today I am here with Every Episode of SpongeBob Season 9 Reviewed In 10 Words Or Less!
This is part 9 of this little passion project of mine, to review every episode of the show,
by rating them great, good, meh, bad or boo, and giving them a brief review in 10 words
or less!
I will then do a top and bottom 5, revealing the Golden and Rotten Eps, and a lot more.
If you want to see my rankings in a faster way, check the ranking document in the description,
and if you want to have a good time with me and fellow fans, join my Discord server.
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With all that out of the way, for the 9th time, let’s get into it.
Extreme Spots Good
Extremely good accent.
Squirrel Record Bad
This broke some kind of record!
Patrick-Man!
Good A nice callback to pre-movie Patrick!
Gary’s New Toy Bad
Just SO boring!!
License To Milkshake Meh
I love this new character!
Squid Baby Boo
TORTURING BABY SQUIDWARD IS HILARIOUS!
Little Yellow Book Boo
When hypocrisy comes up, this episode comes up too!
Bumper To Bumper Bad
Just repeat a dumb mantra, repeat a dumb mantra!
(Hey ladies and jellyfish...)
Eek, An Urchin!
Meh A fun plot that shouldn’t torture Plankton!
Squid Defense Meh
We’ve done this schtick before!
Jailbreak!
Great Man, Plankton is the best!
Evil Spatula Meh
Ravioli ravioli, be more originoly!
It Came From Goo Lagoon Meh
Not the most interesting thing in the world, but...
Safe Deposit Krabs Good
This made Krabs so much funnier!
Plankton’s Pet Great
What a heartwarming story!
Don’t Look Now Bad
Don’t look now, but it’s a BAD!
Séance Shméance Bad
Lame shlame!
Kenny The Cat Bad
Just...why?
Yeti Krabs Bad
It’s like Graveyard Shift all over again!
SpongeBob You’re Fired Boo
Some of the worst garbage I’ve ever seen!
Lost In Bikini Bottom Bad
Filler God, filler God!
We have discovered the filler God!
Tutor Sauce Good
Krabs looking out for SpongeBob is awesome!
Squid Plus One Good
A clever way to bring back the secondary characters!
The Executive Treatment Good
Pre-movie Patrick is back!
Company Picnic Boo
LET’S WRITE THE SCRIPT WITH PAPER PLATES AND MUSTARD!
Pull Up A Barrel Good
Just a lovely and very funny tale!
Sanctuary!
Bad Let’s make the only good thing about Gary
bad!
What’s Eating Patrick?
Great Just a nice episode all the way through!
Patrick!
The Game Good
Patrick is starting to really grow on me!
The Sewers Of Bikini Bottom Good
Squidward and SpongeBob should hang out!
SpongeBob LongPants Boo
Eh, I’ve seen better.
Much better.
Larry’s Gym Meh
If only Krabs stayed cooked forever.
The Fish Bowl Bad
Let’s take Yours, Mine and Mine, AND REHASH IT!
Married To Money Bad
F-L-A-N-D-E-R-I-Z-A-T-I-O-N Mall Girl Pearl
Good Man, SpongeBob being away is so great, oh
frick!
Two Thumbs Down Bad
Two Thumbs Down indeed.
Sharks vs Pods Good
Ey-ho!
CopyBob DittoPants Meh
Many many many many plot-holes.
Sold!
Great This feels so pre-movie!
Lame and Fortune Good
Hey it’s that thing from Frankendoodle!
Goodbye, Krabby Patty?
Meh Ironic, unfunny and kinda lame.
Sandy’s Nutmare Meh
The Shalmon is the BEST!
Bulletin Board Great
Oh no, there goes the comments section!
Food Con Castaways Bad
Boring, unfunny and kind of a waste.
Snail Mail Meh
Let’s take Dying For Pie, AND REHASH IT!
Pineapple Invasion Meh
A funny Plankton plot!
Salsa Imbecilicus Meh
I love Karen and Sandy together!
Mutiny On The Krusty Meh
Remove Krabs = Great The Whole Tooth
Good Aww, that’s so cute!
Now that all that’s finished, let’s jump straight into the top and bottom 5!
#5 Best: What’s Eating Patrick?
You know, some episodes are pretty simple in their goodness.
And what better example of that than: What’s Eating Patrick?
This episode is great simply because of how sweet it is!
The little boy character is very sweet and they don’t screw it up like they would’ve
probably done in season 6 or 7.
Patrick was the perfect character for this plot, and the eating contest plot is a story
that was severely missing in SpongeBob, considering Patrick’s character.
The contest is pretty fun and Patrick’s rival was amazingly funny!
#5 Worst: SpongeBob LongPants Is that my daddy?
I wish!
This episode is stale, unfunny and predictable.
No joke hits home, it feels rushed and dragged out at times and it once again is not funny
in the slightest!
#4 Best: Bulletin Board This episode is definitely my cup of tea.
Being on YouTube for more than 2 years, I’ve definitely had my fair share of mean comments!
This episode takes the anonymousness of everyone on the Internet, and plays it out in the best
way with the characters!
The creativity of the episode and Bubble Bass being in this episode make this a hilarious
episode!
#4 Worst: Company Picnic Company Picnic is a mess in every way!
Plankton’s plan is flimsy and stupid, the fake-out at the end makes zero sense, the
conflict doesn’t start until the end of the episode, there is no comedy, and the plot
has absolutely no idea where it wants to go.
#3 Best: Jailbreak!
You know, if there’s one thing modern SpongeBob does better than pre-movie, it’s making
Plankton the best fricking character on television.
And what better example of that than Jailbreak?
This is hands down the funniest episode in season 9, with it making me laugh literally
every minute.
The character of Plankton is perfect for this atmosphere, the other inmates bounce off each
other amazingly, and this episode grew on Plankton so much!
#3 Worst: Squid Baby This is quite the abomination indeed!
Squidward being the butt of all your jokes is NOT funny!
Not if he doesn’t deserve it!
Especially when he’s a fricking baby!
#2 Best: Sold!
This episode is one of the best examples of a post-movie episode easily fitting into pre-movie.
It is so funny, so creative, and so fun to watch, that it’s great!
Squidward is super-funny with his German accent, and the conflict of him having to quickly
switch from one character to the other, reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire to be honest!
#2 Worst: Little Yellow Book If anyone ever defends the Bikini Bottomites
after Stuck In The Wringer and this episode, I will go out of my way to block every Google
account you have!
This episode is loaded with scenes that don’t make any sense.
Squidward says out loud to the Bikini Bottomites that he’s reading SpongeBob’s diary, and
they accept.
When SpongeBob cries for way too long, the whole fricking world wants to torture Squidward!
Great logic, amirite?
Golden Ep: Plankton’s Pet This pick should be fairly obvious to all
of you, as it is very overrated.
And I’m definitely not picking the unpopular opinion today, because this is an amazing
episode!
The new character of Spot is a great character that should be Plankton’s sidekick going
forward.
I mean, he’s awesome!
The plot is pretty solid, and the nice focus on Plankton’s character made this a spectacular
episode!
Rotten Ep: SpongeBob You’re Fired This Rotten Ep should surprise absolutely
no one.
This episode is completely abysmal.
If you wanna see fully why, watch my Super Review I did on it a few months ago in the
description!
The episode motivations are absolute garbage, the characters are flanderized to oblivion,
the episode features a ton of filler, along with some very annoying features like SpongeBob
crying, SpongeBob being ugly, SpongeBob being happy, SpongeBob meeting the exorcist…
The episode is not funny in the slightest, rehashes a lot of older episodes, and is just
terrible in every way!
So, there ya go!
Before we get into stats, here are all the Rotten and Golden Eps before this season,
and this season’s wild card episode, the episode that wasn’t in the top or bottom
5 and stood out to me as the most memorable episode of the season, goes to Mall Girl Pearl!
This episode shows that season 9 is not scared to go out of the box and be creative!
It shows that this season is the season that will focus on a lot of secondary characters,
as that is definitely true.
It shows how heartwarming and sweet season 9 can be with it’s plots and characters
and shows that the series is definitely back on track!
Anyways, we had 5 greats, 13 goods, 13 mehs, 13 bads and 5 boos.
No, I did not make this up.
This is literally as meh as it gets!
So, instead of doing tons of math like the previous seasons, today I’m gonna go by
the stats and say that SpongeBob season 9 is meh!
The most meh season thus far!
I would give it a 50/100!
Anyways, that’s that!
I think I’m gonna take a break from this show for a while, I should go watch some Mr.
Bean Animated Series!
As always, join my Discord server for daily shenanigans and “ur mum gays”, shout out
to Mitchell for being the biggest memer in the Universe, and I’ll see you guys next
time! Ciao!