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- If I can reconnect with my
relatives in the Danish culture,
I will be able to have a stronger relationship
with my father.
- Do you think I should bring my girlfriends?
- Will you go with me to Copenhagen?
- Where's Copenhagen? - Denmark.
- You're an alcoholic. You're a pain in my ass.
- Those are big words.
- You earned every bit of it, bitch.
- Kameron said--Kameron said-- - She said that?
- Dallas is a conservative city with a lot of people who talk.
When you do march to this different drummer,
you can get criticized.
- Yes.
- If it's over eight hours,
I'm going to be in first class sleeping.
Good luck D'Andra and LeeAnne. It's going to suck.
- I'm kind of thinking this trip might be a disaster.
I'm really hoping that it's going to be very fun for me.
But, these girls might kill each other.
- Yay, hi. - Hi.
- We have a bunch of girls.
Look, there's my Danish name.
- Oh, I love it.
It's such a pretty last name. - Christensen.
- We're all here. Where do we go?
- Okay.
- I still don't know where Copenhagen is.
I hope they speak English,
because I don't speak another language.
Kameron.
- I'm hanging.
Okay.
- The circus has arrived.
- I'm gonna sit here with the champs.
- Okay. - I want access to the alcohol.
- You know what?
That's what I've been waiting to do, is drink.
I just woke up from--
- You've been waiting to drink?
- I have.
Hello. Didn't you call me an alcoholic?
- Well, we are sleep deprived,
and it should not take very much than a glass.
- I don't know.
After seven hours in ----ing back of the plane class,
I'm just exhausted.
- We should just close the curtains and go to sleep.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Today we're just gonna have a nice chill day.
And then we'll take a nap. Everybody kind of unpack.
And then we're going to have a nice dinner at our hotel.
Tomorrow we're going to go to
Camilla's album release party, too.
- I will wear a leather jacket to be hip.
- Okay. - Who are you?
- I know, I'm going to try to--
- You're in leopard-- - I know.
- --and you're going to wear a leather jacket?
- I know.
- I just want to dress her like a rapper one time.
- Like gangster rapper? - Yes.
Total. With the big chains.
- Yeah, yo girl, what up? Is that how you say it?
You don't say what's up? You go what up?
- You say hey, ho.
- Hey, ho. Hey, ho.
- Unh-unh. - Hey, ho.
I took a pill in the airplane to help me sleep,
because how can you sleep on the airplane
with that big motor sound?
This is better than drinking. I feel so relaxed.
You guys, I feel so relaxed.
- Oh my God!
- The sleeping pill I don't think has totally worn off yet.
- You need a little more champs there?
- It goes really good with your Xanax.
It'll be fine.
- Oh [bleep]. - There it goes.
- You're going to smell delicious, D'Andra when you--
- It looks like I peed all over myself.
The champagne went all between my legs.
- The champagne all over-- oh, my gosh.
- All up in my-- all over my body.
- Yes, I'm very sorry, D'Andra. Karma's a bitch.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Karma may be a bitch,
but you're the bitch that spilled the champagne.
- Your coochie smells like champ.
- Yay, we're here.
Woo!
- Thank you so much. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.
- Is it alcohol? - Yes.
- Yes. - Oh, even better.
- Yeah, that's good.
- Light me on fire.
- I'm excited. - Me, too.
- Okay, let's do it.
- Ooh.
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
- Oh, it's beautiful.
- It's so cute. Look at that luggage.
- The American luggage in the European hotel.
- So this is the first penthouse suite.
The second bed is just down the stairs.
The second penthouse is just on the other side.
So it's identical that one as this one is.
- Quiet. - Quiet.
- We need our quiet time over here.
- Oh, my God, are you ----ing kidding?
- This is where we are.
- Gosh, which chocolate?
Chocolate in a pink bag. They know me well.
- Okay, so you two are together.
- Perfect.
- These are just the key cards
so I'll leave them on the desk. All right?
You're welcome. - Thank you.
- I think this is the one that nobody wants.
- It is a little scary.
- The Nobis Hotel is beautiful.
However, if I was in America,
I would not be sleeping in the hole.
Everyone says things are bigger in Texas,
but I like things that are normal size.
Like this is small. Even the stairs are not normal.
It's super weird.
It's like we can do the stair climb in the morning.
- Want to see all my packing cubes?
- Oh, my God, what took four suitcases?
- These are my pajamas.
- How many pajamas did you bring?
- Three pairs. - Why?
- Because I can't sleep in one pair the whole time we're here.
- I can.
- This is my swimming set. - We won't.
- This is underwear, socks.
Scarves, gloves, hats.
Fur coat.
Sparkle Jimmy Choo boots.
Snacks.
- I'm gonna get comfortable.
- These are my backup shoes in case my designer tennis shoes
hurt my feet and give me blisters.
- Why would you bring tennis shoes
if they gave you blisters?
- Some of my shoes I have a two hour limit,
and they're all not broken in yet.
I brought rain boots, too, just in case.
Oh, girl, we still have one more bag left.
- Okay, do you think I should wear this tonight?
- No. - No?
- LeeAnne probably needs a full two hours to get ready.
- Pulling it together?
- I'm looking forward to this trip, but you know,
I'm kind of dreading talking to LeeAnne.
I'm an alcoholic.
I mean, it like con-- what is going on?
And I don't why Kam got so defensive at the reveal party.
They're saying that people are talking about me?
The only thing people would be talking about is Beaver Creek,
and who knows about Beaver Creek?
Six women.
Last I checked, there was only six women
in that group in Beaver Creek.
There wasn't the entire Dallas society
standing outside of our door
waiting to see what was going to happen.