Hey I'm Jake and look
I...I need to be honest
with you. Umm...
I need to be honest about who I am
I don't even know who I am.
I lay in bed just laying there staring at the ceiling wondering who I am. What I am.
And ya know I'm...Iamaturtle.org, which is a DONG something you can do online now guys.
Simulator.seenow.org is not only a long url but also an interesting way to experience what it’s
like to have an eye condition.
Type in a familiar address and then choose between cataracts, glaucoma, and more.
Let’s look at glaucoma, which is often caused by pressure inside the eye from imbalanced
production and drainage of fluid.
You can see how your sight is narrowed and peripheral vision is blurred.
But hopefully you’re seeing sharp so you can look at a
Bear’s eye view of Yellowstone with this interactive experience.
Scroll down for this video that introduces you to what a bear’s life is like.
Then scroll further to this map that has markers with videos and explanations of things like
this cannibalistic bear.
Apparently it’s eating this other bear because they were attracted to the same food source.
And I can only hope to find such compatibility with someone.
Ladies?
Now let’s change perspective from a bear’s eye to a camera lense with
DollyZoom which can be explained by this totally random guy that I found in a trash can.
The second description is the Dolly Zoom.
You can play around with it here.
To see Dolly and Zoom separately click DZ.
If you move the slider next to Dolly you will see the effect of moving the camera back and
forth on visual perception.
Same with the zoom but this time it appears that the background and foreground are growing
and shrinking at the same rate.
Click DZ again to see a combination of the two techniques and get a little bit of the vertigo effect.
If you want to learn more about cameras
Go to shortbooks.co where you can type in a subject for suggested readings.
But this site understands that you don’t have all day so it tells you the amount of
time it would take to read each book.
It also gives you its opinion on whether that’s too long or not but you can decide for yourself because you are an independent person.
Alright enough reading it’s time for interactive statistics of rolling dice!!!
This is something that comes up in life a lot and aren’t you tired of doing the math?
For example, if you roll two dice and you want to know the probability of getting a
sum of let's say 7.
You’ll have to write it all out: 1+6, 2+5, 4+3...I don’t have enough oxygen in my lungs
to keep going.
Do you?
But with this demo you can select the number of dice and then click roll.
Every time you’ll notice the bar graph adjusting.
For example, if you roll six dice six times, you probably won’t get the same sum twice.
But the more you roll, the more you’ll see these middle values increase in comparison
to the outer ones.
Now what are your chances of going to
Inthesky.org?
100% because I just made you.
HAHAHA
But I didn't really make you. You can still not go there.
This was recommended to DONG and it lets us see a live map of where it is daytime, twilight,
or nighttime.
Hover over a location on the map and it will indicate whether it’s night or day.
Clicking will show you the altitude of the sun as seen from that location.
The red lines show us where the sun is setting or rising and the sun icon represents where
it is directly overhead.
You can also adjust the date and time.
Well in Los Angeles right now it’s night time so good night.
JUST KIDDING!
I just set it to that time but it’s actually daytime because I'm a horrible liar and now it's time to listen to music that the
weather chooses.
What does that mean?
Thanks for asking.
Let's find out!
On climatune Spotify partnered with Accuweather to collect data on what people listen to on
the radio during certain weather conditions.
Click this icon to change the weather and you will be given a playlist on the left.
Now drag one of those songs onto Audible Visuals.
But I’ll just use some good ol' Jake Chudnow.
Use these keys to toggle and make it look even cooler.
Now take this time to relax before this next DONG.
You’ll need it.
If your headphones tie themselves into knots tighter than any human on Earth could ever tie
Then Untangle is great practice undoing this.
The timer is ticking so you have to move
the blue points around until none of the lines cross each other.
And it's uhh...WOO...it's a little frustrating.
Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and if you want there is a playlist
right here filled with more DONGs.
So many DONGs right in there.
I’m gonna go retreat back into my shell, chill in the middle of a highway, eat some pizza, fight ninjas...ya know...
turtle stuff.
But uhh I'll shell ya later.
LOL LOL LOL
"Don't say that line" is literally what is written in the script that Hannah wrote.
And I said it. And I even said your little direction to not say that thing.
Why? Because I'm a rebel.
I'm a rebel turtle.
I'm a snapper turtle?
Red...red-eared...
I'm trying to think of a pun. Now I'm just naming turtles.
Uhh...tortoise?
Red-horned
Turtle.
Shell.
And as always, thanks for watching.
And uhhh I'll shell ya later.
That was all Hannah. She made that pun.
She is a talented young individual.
Let's all write in the comments how talented she is.
You're gonna say: "Hey Hannah you are so very talented."
And then she's gonna respond to every single message with the following.
She's gonna say:
Thank you so much for your kind words. It really means so much to me to hear from you
such a wonderful beautiful loving human being that you would take the time out of your day
to just acknowledge my existence is so meaningful and really pushes me forward to try and
do better. And I respect you and I honor the time that it took for you to not only
watch this video but to leave a comment as well so thank you.