Now look, all we gotta do is copy these handsome dudes,
grab a photo from the yearbook file, and paste them here.
Mission accomplished!
Is it though? I mean, how many people really look at the Math Club photo?
Only these egg heads probably, maybe their parents.
Maybe we should put ourselves in a few more pictures, just to be safe.
There! That should ensure that we're remembered by
animal lovers, jocks, band kids, theatre geeks, techies,
and the lunch ladies.
Now it's mission accomplished!
Our immortality rests softly on this little flash drive.
Clincoln McCloud forever!
Alright, back to our script.
Hey, what if we write about a giraffe who learns to love?
[laughing]
A giraffe?
- That's not good. - No.
[laughing]
Let's just stick with the kid in the closet.
Right.
So I was thinking, maybe he comes home from school looking for something,
and he goes into his closet, and there's like
a small secret door in the back of--
[giggling]
Cat, what are you doing?
I clicked on rainbow.
Woo!
- Wee! - Can you please stop that?
We gotta do this project.
Sorry.
[laughing]
Now where were we?
[laser shooting]
[gasping]
[laser shooting]
[gasping]
Wasn't I just over there?
[laughing]
Good Lord, did you device just transport that boy from there to there?
Yeah, yeah seems so.
[laughing]
Should we just stop this competition now?
Because Charlotte's device isn't just the best gismo at this show,
this is mankind's most impressive invention of all time.
[cheering and applauding]
Come on, equation sensation.
- There's a seat back here by me. - Thank you.
But my name is Frankie,
- not equation sensation. - Right.
I'm Dayton, like the city.
- Dayton, Ohio, population 141,003. - Wow!
What are you, part computer?
Do not reveal android status.
Could you ladies please take your seats?
Come on, and don't mind Tammy. She's just bitter.
And smart.
Lethal combo.
Lethal to humans or all forms of life?
[laughing]
You and I are gonna get along just fine.
I'd like you to meet my computer wife, Karen.
Golly, she sure is purdy Sheldon.
Sheldon?
Yes, that's my first name.
[laughing]
- Sheldon? - Will you please?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Alright.
As I was saying--
[laughing]
OK, we all know Sheldon's a funny name.
OK, OK.
- I'm done, no more. - Good.
To continue...
Only you can bring honor--
[laughing]
And dignity--
[laughing]
Back to the Plankton name--
[laughing]
For years it has been my goal to acquire the secret formula for--
[yelling]
- OK, that's enough! - Sheldon!
Oh my God, Josh!
What's wrong? What happened-- Whoa!
Whoa!
Why are your hands green?
I don't know, I woke up and went to the bathroom and my hands were green!
Well, did you try washing 'em?
Yeah, for ten minutes man. I even used soap!
Uh, just calm down, we'll look it up online.
[moaning]
I'm just gonna go around you.
[laughing]
- Hurry! - OK.
I'll go to What'sWrongWithMyBody.com.
- What'sWrongWithMyBody.com? - I have it book marked.
[laughing]
And we'll go to skin.
Illness, green, hands...
Gross.
Well, what's it say?
- Dematemeculitis. - What's that?
A rare skin disease that causes the hands and feet
to turn a sickly greenish-color.
Alright, well I don't have that because me feet are all green!
[screaming]
Just tell me how to cure it!
OK, OK, OK! Um, OK it says here that
the only known cure for dematemeculitis is a series of unusually painful
injections by needle.
Oh man, I hate unusually painful injections.
- Oh man, we better get you to a doctor. - Oh, no way.
- Dude, as soon as Mom and Dad find out-- - They are not gonna find out, OK?
- What else does it say? - OK, uh...
OK, it says here that some doctors claim success,
curing dematemeculitis by treating the inflicted areas with...
Syfolic acid.
OK, where do I get syfolic acid?
Syfolic acid can be found in the urine of most lizards.
Awesome, so I just gotta stick my hands and feet in...
Lizard urine?
Hey.
How much to drive me to--
[laughing]
Uh...
Welcome to your self-driving zipper car.
Oh, good.
No driver, now I can cry in private.
[laughing]
What is your destination?
Just drive around in circles until my emotional pain goes away.
- Confirmed. - Great.
[music playing]