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This is where we're at right now, Juggies.
Swat Corn, Swat Corn, BigBrudda, BigBrudda, BigBrudda.
This is Corn's twitch chat. We're going live tonight, twitch.tv/ManNamedCorn.
It's probably happening right now as we speak.
Um, everyone's saying, "Swat Corn, swat him..", it's ridiculous.
Uh, everyone's releasing his personal information.
[Corn's belch]
Meanwhile, Corn's just belching and just fuckin' trying to set up his PC, cause, like, we're scrambling here, guys.
Uh...
Oh, fuck, dude! We're 5 minutes late...
We've got Uncle Larry's thing.
Corn: Oh yea.
Alright, we'll uh...
Corn: Gotta get outta here.
Hey.
Yeah, we can start..
There's too many things happening! [Corn giggles]
We can start, uh..
...once you get that plugged in, we can start updating the PCs, we might have to.
Uhh...
Man, we gotta go.
Should be a short-lived meal, right?
Go eat.
Peace out..
Get everything set up, 'cause we're goin' live at 8 PM EST..
...we won't [undetermined] all of Corn's social media accounts.
It's gonna be a shitshow tonight, on the stream.
Hope you're ready for this, Corn.
[Corn giggles]
All your life has led to this moment.
Corn: I'm sure I'm not ready for it.
You're not. It's...ridiculous
Alright, Juggies..
We are OUT...to Uncle Larry's.
Corn: So late.
Oh shit, we got two cars, now.
Wanna take yours?
Corn: Sure.
Aight, good deal, good deal.
Eh.
Your parents don't really care.
We're grown adults, right now, all right?
Corn: Yeaaah.
Alright, so this is where the cops are gonna show up to m- [chuckles]
[still chuckling]
Yeah, we're gonna make sure that shit doesn't happen.
Don't worry, Juggies, we're gonna clean out the chat for you guys, tonight
We're gonna get our mods in from my stream
[creaky door closing]
Gonna be a good time.
Might be a little awkward here, with Uncle Larry.
Corn: Yeah, secondly.
Last time I talked to him was when we were at the shop,
gettin' the shirts.
But, maybe he's in a valiant reserves for the meal...
Corn: Yee.
...should be good.
[air rushing past car]
Yeah, dude, you seemed just so out of it.
You're deliriously starving.
Corn: Must've took a wrong turn.
Yeah, [laughing while talking] right when we almost got nailed in traffic.
Ugh.
Put ya out of your misery.
Yeah, it's this one.
Hmm, alright.
To-otally pumped for this.
Corn: Alright, so right HEE.
Alright. Wonder if Tom's joinin' us for this meal.
[sigh] Alright, Juggies. Uhh, we just pulled in and turned the car off.
And, my MOM's car is randomly here.
I didn't know she'd been invited.
But, mk.
I hope it's not about fuckin' shirts.
What was the last time you were here?
Basketball?
Corn: Hehe, yeah.
Like, ages ago?
I mean, you must-
Corn: Summer.
Musta been nice.
So, did you know how Lilly's stayin' in that RV before you?
Yeah.
Corn: Oh shit.
Corn: Now they want me in there, that's not [chuckles]
Not as bad, but..
Obvious-
Corn: Looks pretty big for me.
...didn't last.
I mean, you're not so-
..clearly better.
[Corn chuckles]
Corn: Nah, just nah. [Jugg chuckles]
What the fuuuck?
Corn: Ooh.
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?
What the fuck?
Let's...
...this is...
...are you fuckin' kiddin' me?
Can we? Yeah, let's just, yeah, we can go. Let's go.
What am I doin', you got my whole fuckin' family here.
Larry: I'm tryin to, I, I, I'm tryin' to get the-
Yeah, I underst-I see what you're doin' here.
This is-why didn't you tell me this? This is some serious shit, right now.
Larry: 'Cause I didn't think you'd come if I told you all about it.
Do they know that I'm comin'?
Larry: Yes, they do.
[snorts loudly]
Larry: Just try it out-
I feel REALLY uncomfortable.
I mean, did you see the looks they gave me when I came around the corner?
Larry: That's alright, just give it a chance.
[sigh]
Larry: I'm tellin' ya, I got a feelin' this is gonna work out.
Is this why you're havin' this whole dinner, is this so-
Larry: I'm tryin' to make amends. I'm tryin' to get everybody back together again.
[sigh]
I'll do it for you, but that's it.
I don't care, I'm happy at Corn's house, but if it makes you feel better with my family, then I'll do it.
Larry: Just please try it out, get somethin' to eat...
Alright.
Larry: Have a Corona.
Yeah. [slight chuckle]
Larry: Corn, you can have one.
Corn: I'll have one for sure.
The hell? So I'll have to drive home?
Corn: Yeah.
[everyone laughs]
Wow.
Larry: Just, atleast just stay for a lil' bit?
[heavy sigh]
Alright.
Larry: I guaran-nothin's gonna happen, alright?
Can you confirm that? Make sure?
Larry: They all know that you're gonna come.
Why is my dad using your grill?
Larry: 'Cause he brought shrimp over and...he's probably burnin' it.
Alright, make sure nobody says anything.
Larry: Nobody's gonna start anything, I guarantee.
I'm just gonna sit down and mind my own business.
Larry: You want somethin' to drink?
Can I get a water, please?
Larry: Sure.
Larry: Corn?
Corn: Yeah, that's it. You know what I want.
Hey.
Did you put the..
Did you put the Eagle's Signing shirts up?
???: Yes I did.
Dad: Sup.
Both Corn and Jugger: Hey.
Sup, Tom?
Tom: Hey.
You gonna sit there?
[motors his lips]
Great.
Thank you.
Here you go, sir.
Corn: Thank you.
Mom: You guys following?
Ehh..
Larry: We got some fish tacos right here.
Larry: We got a crab..
Are these the ones you made and chill 'em and grow 'em?
Larry: Yep.
Cool.
Are they hard shell or soft?
Larry: These are hard-shell crabs.
Ok.
No, no the tacos.
Larry: Oh, the tacos are soft.
Ok.
Corn: Is it already heated up?
Mom: Yeah, they are.
[sigh]
This really happenin'?
Is anyone else comin', or?
Larry: Um, Aunt Jackie might be here with Mom.
Ok.
Larry: And uh..
Larry: ...who else...Ryan might be here.
???:Yeah.
Ok.
[dude belches]
Really, dude?
That smelled like fuckin' pepperoni.
Dude: I didn't have pepperoni. [with attitude]
What's it smell like?
You wanna hold the camera from now on?
Corn: Sure.
You'll still look cool.
Corn: Oh, I see ya. [chuckles]
[unintelligible] in front of everyone else.
Dude: These are really good.
Corn: It's too late.
Mmm, these tacos are pretty good.
Corn: I know, right?
Uncle Larry, these tacos are solid.
Like, they're up there with like, Taco Bell, I'm not even jokin'
Corn: That's like, that's a compliment. I know some people might not take it that way, but...[both laugh]
Yeah...yeah, we loved talking about so its pretty good
Yeah..
dan, are you eating your first craftman ?
yeah
Do you know how [laughs]...
i'm about to get some crabs
and you can feel be careful Italy
shut the fuck off dude, i don't even start anything yet
i don't even...
i don't want any...
sorry you just holding your plate too close to the thing
look at me like, maybe to...just too many
come on this is for everybody..
ohhh..
why you are putting all on my plate ?
So you can take it over to them
remember i talked to Batgirl yeah i'm gonna look say it looks like any other
girls like the state but it's not here take them over to that would you please
thanks
all right
there are many another plate of my shop
monkey tone stops you go I my mother comes to next to you
am i getting you want more on come on
I got one more coming in
when you want to hope you got crabs my fingers
typical friday night before
yeah
if you take them look at the other end
now it's fucking hard now I had my you know
Jefferson more and it's more leads protein and cholesterol of the lookout
yeah all right i had a really bad day hired like salmon and take a five
percent your struggle they have a room of group everything you know about the
big deal well together
will be like a rat now these crabs are really really good thanks
someone turned on it was moving around it I didn't think we've brought out on
I don't call it
you doing Randy going for that are you steering Mellie phone him and stop the
drugs i'm gonna i just thought the duck in his dumb ass on my channel you can
like think religion company you subscribe to hold you
sorry hey like makes them going bowling pants when I show people actually
already showed everyone like we had these crabs now and then or be but we're
gonna camp ground
ok and actually had the organs on I really pick them out quickly it'll
likely to work in sir
and tonight I think you can but there's the crappiness yeah I have everybody's
attention just because the castle cake
what can I have everybody's attention yeah sure the reason I got this thing
together really is i'm trying to bring back our families together for children
suffer coming
I'd put that's why it's so hard to solve for a camera
folks are anyway we've had so much tension between our families lately
um and I kind of feel responsible
you're not precise ugly that no I i kinda am I mean it was like I was over
you've got called up - Justin manipulated you only got okay that's
what i want to close but no I know but still he knew he had with one's over
without you over react you have to understand though it's just it's that I
feel that the only reason why he was thrown out
the house last time was because of me all right now yeah other than one little
bite
I don't have a hundred percent him but but but if I wasn't over the house just
enough I don't think any of this would happen
I really there was more i got half the girls got to you know I mean
realistically I mean it's like you helped something against me from being
over before I i helped set up everything for you to be praying you don't want to
tell me you don't have to take any blame for the no i don't have to because i
have you have me all these responsibilities whatever nobody just
told they're not adding any shape because it just kind of my kind of your
own up to it but still he's the one he knew he knew what the outcome will be
but he's still young so generally like yeah like when we had a dog he got a
little yet i think is you don't be 23 to fit a few we can live on my own I can
support myself so how am I an adult you're gonna cook your own son out out
is that an adult sound don't act aspect aspect i'm sure you'll respect me and
then I'll respect you back
I have her a lot of here just don't go yet and I respect my gaming
what ya want to do oh no i'm not at all
no because you don't come out of your room it's not going there yeah i mean
that's what they want me to come back to the house
I want you living at home where you belong
all you know is probably why I'm radio not like what we got hurt
he's gotta work hard I'm glad you got there
there's rules what role you're not be named read every single mom who still
live under our roof
not anymore I don't want to go back I'm actually happy with how hard you hit
your realistically how could you do this is what what is this what is it that i
could get used to pal
locate and why is that you get out mom let me handle it why isn't he out of the
house because you can use what we just what I violent you had uncle Larry back
there
you you what happened to the kid go everybody was cool with your room
i was supposed to have a dress I didn't know you liked it then you took them to
the key away
right right right not only do I don't want to I didn't want to come here and
fight I didn't even know they would be on what i write either i appreciate you
trying to do this I really do but I don't want to go back there I don't want
to be exposed to all that shit is going to go to nice i'm happy we don't want
i'm going in there now all this story I didn't want everything I had into white
boy you know why you can't just forgive him and then we can come back home
I don't understand it open your morning that you begin your so easy to forget
Jeffrey and you're so easy to forgive on the larry was not there's more to just
let it go tonight
seriously just let it go upstairs when I was over right now we're talking he
knows what I mean I know it's about gaming by on see I don't see how that's
any possible rational decision to keep your fucking tongue out
sorry start my line where I know that's right
deception long anything that I can do okay there it was
I mean everybody is like that i mean realistically I mean let me come on I
mean he really is time
I mean he's doing all apologize and say that he said all these reactions are
because that's exactly what they are
reaction and I'm sorry I'm sorry there I'm sorry if I lied I manipulated
I is that what you want is that going to get me back in probably know how tonight
stand the whole thing just stop time as pilots are going
whatever
I
I agree with on the Larry
with what
I agree with uncle Larry I think Jesse should be let back in the house
are you serious with all the shit that went down between are you now your side
saying you imed a bacteria
you should be left back in the house
you have two sons one of which is it living at home
right
like everyone here wants him back in
you need that rental payment every month
i don't need dave rental payment I'll make me to that running game not you him
no he doesn't did you not just buy a new car
yes you need that rental payment I'll figure it out on my own
I don't need that around the planet that's less money you have other things
to worry about my problem
let's say something right there Jeffrey Zients don't want seriously just let it
go please
I mean it isn't that what it was about Jeffrey says he wants me back in that
what the problem was how we didn't know I determine that
ok he doesn't all right let it go tonight to make finding the stage
ok let me play mistakes we make another one
now you're walking line so it's my decision
bowled over it was
does this all the time
I appreciate the ground up it was all it was a good try
not cool
not your fault
we're thinking
come around
appreciate that other
bang
what
you know
our crap still have that by profession yeah yeah
do you see this clock right now we gotta pay me like we have been there at least
six billion years
yeah I was like 5 530 prime time do we don't have it we all got out with the
Yeti like we've not I set up fucking god
we should head out oh oh wow have you got
we're not really no we're not nope already i'm like halfway down my beer
take it with you just a sand really fun . all right now you can road
bubble ya see ya
bye
we should we probably should but we're going to wait till they pull out
I don't wanna look I appreciate what you're trying to do I get it but i mean
it's it's no use really
yeah I wanted to better act up on this
I mean really though would you expect I don't know a bit
I don't for everyone except I don't know we should probably go though we got a
stream you know we're trying to do twitch we got we're doing that tonight
so yeah we have nothing set up but the food was good and everything
we're good yeah we're good
all right I just want me all wish you would have told me they were coming I
didn't know that you would show up
i did so i need to be fair we didn't walk away
we saw one so i know but i don't know they're concerned i would have been
yeah i don't know i might not sure it up but I appreciate it I kind of all right
here we go ahead out though
I think we progress like you got everything cleaned up is all right
yes we got like an hour and a half or stream guy told me Raquel Thomas to you
and thanks again
we should film something yeah i still feel bad
okay thank you it'd be good to drive right all right
you're still fucking out here
check out Dylan Summers website dylansyoutube.weebly.com
are you serious just go just keep walking
but you are we getting the car and we got this
I'm just going to I'm sitting down so i'm just i'm going to go home I guess
Oh yup i'll be there
I'm sure I'll see you
the quarterback out first
. moving
yeah
ok
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