Now since we're facing the naked truth today,
we're going to play a fun game of Would You Rather,
with a naked spin on it.
And audience, you have to tell the truth today, okay?
Come on I need a little bit more enthusiasm than that!
(cheering)
Thank you, okay.
Would you rather your coworkers
or your family see you naked?
Tell us on your tablets.
Your coworkers or your family see you naked.
(dramatic music)
Okay, the results are in.
55% of you said you'd rather
your coworkers see you naked.
All right lil' freaky-deekies.
Well I said I wanted to see Mary naked, Vivica.
Well I guess you did say that but really?
I agree with the audience.
I think it's too mortifying for your family
to see you naked.
Like your mom and dad?
But you were raised with your family?
I mean if there's anybody that saw you naked
the majority of your life it would be like your family.
I don't want my dad to see me naked now.
Going in and out of the bathroom stuff like that.
But let me tell y'all one thing right here.
None of y'all better not walk in on me naked,
I tell you that much.
I've walked into your dressing room
and seen you with tits down.
I've seen you partially naked.
I have.
Well, thank you very much
I do my best to keep it tight
Right, you've got nothing to worry about
you've got a hot body.
But I am not gonna just walk in
and be like "Hey, good morning y'all"
"What's going on?"
I mean, that's just a bit much.
But its more like Would you Rather,
I mean, would you rather your family
see you naked?
Or would you rather one of us see you naked?
My family.
Really?
Yeah.
My daughters and my husband, yeah.
The people that I was raised with.
My family's gonna contain the ugliness
so they're not gonna go tell
all the other co-workers
"Oh, you should see this, you should see that"
(laughing)
You're the odd woman out on this one Judy
Am I?
We're all with the family.
I just don't want my dad to see me naked.
Your mom though?
Well, my mom is fine.
But my dad?
Or like my uncle?
But would you rather
I got to move on, they just keep on going
okay, next.
Would you rather never have sex again,
or never have the internet again?
Tell us on your tablets.
(dramatic music)
Okay, the results are in.
69% of you said you'd rather
(laughing)
No pun intended.
Watch this.
Don't be cheering that because that's
the people who wanted...
No pun intended here y'all,
69% said you'd rather never have
the internet again.
Absolutely.
(cheering)
I am so surprised.
Not me.
I'm with you too, I'm keeping my internet too.
No.
I'm with you.
I don't need internet, I love me a good newspaper.
I'll just get all my information from magazines
and newspapers from now on.
Listen, I can handle my business
while I'm on the internet,
I'll handle it for me.
I spent 40 years without that darn internet
and my wife was a lot better in the bedroom
without it, so its not like...
You don't need the internet
You can actually take care of a lot
of your sexual needs with the internet
so, just saying.
(laughing)
Okay, I know you're a fan of porn,
we've already divided ourselves.
Here's the side that would rather have the internet
and here we are, the people who like to have sex.
We didn't say we weren't having sex.
Right, we didn't say we weren't having sex, okay?
Yeah, that's right.
You would like the internet more than
you would like sex.
We know how to spell very well.
(laughing)
Y'all are learning a lot about us today, aren't you.
Y'all ain't the only ones a lil freaky deekie.