Emma: What are you doing?
Alex: Oh, just sit down. Pretend that I'm not here.
Emma: But you are here. I'm like looking right at you.
Alex: No no, I just mean pretend that I'm not here and then talk directly into the camera.
Alex: Like you used to.
Emma: You want to do this again? Really? You?
Alex: Okay. Scoot over.
Alex: This time it's going to be different.
Emma: How?
Alex: Well for starters, this is a confessional space.
Alex: So everyone can come in here and they can say whatever they want
Alex: in a safe and private place.
Emma: Why would they want to do that?
Alex: Will you just give it a try?
Alex: Just let it come to you.
Alex: Hey.
Alex: Please?
Alex: You're gonna have complete privacy, so...
Alex: I don't know, just...
Alex: Be yourself.
Alex: Nobody's gonna bother you.
Emma: Okay. Alex: Yeah?
Emma: Yeah, all right, okay. Alex: Let's go.
Emma: Um, well out you go then.
Emma: Scoot scoot.
Emma: [clears throat]
Emma: Alright, I can do this...
Emma: Hi. [coughs]
Emma: Hello
Emma: Hello humans.
Emma: Yeah, this is different.
Emma: [clears throat]
I am Emma Woodhouse and I am back.
Alex: So this is what it's gonna be like now, huh?
Harriet: We'll get used to it.
Alex: [Forced laugh]
Alex: I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
Harriet: Well, it will be good for Emma.
Alex: Right...
Alex: But an entire documentary crew? It seems a little overboard.
Emma: Overboard. That's what this is.
Emma: An entire documentary crew - no offense - but...
Emma: What was wrong with our old format?
Harriet: The documentary crew will capture more of what's going on here at the office.
Harriet: They'll be able to follow us around while we work
Harriet: and the audience will get a greater perspective of all of us.
Alex: It's not just about Emma anymore.
Emma: I hate it.
Harriet: Don't you think Emma's been, you know...
Alex: What?
Harriet: Regressing?
Alex: Yeah. A little.
Harriet: When the Anne Elliot engagement started falling apart....
Harriet: It seemed like she was back to her old bad habits, right Alex?
Alex: Yeah.
Alex: Harriet makes good points.
Alex: Maybe she's onto something.
Alex: Maybe this documentary is a good thing.
Alex: Business?
Alex: Honestly business hasn't been great the last few years.
Alex: So we've had to move out of our offices and-
Alex: here we are in a home office.
Emma: I love it. It's super cute, homey, and the view is amazing.
Alex: We've also decided to take Emma Approved public
Alex: which means a lot of paperwork and red tape.
Alex: So the next month is the key window where we have to prove growth and sustainability to our shareholders.
Alex: Thanks Harriet Harriet: Welcome.
Alex: What's up with Emma since the failed Anne Elliot engagement?
Alex: She's been trying to meditate.
Alex: Keyword is "try."
Emma: Alex!
Harriet: I wish Emma wouldn't take it so hard.
Harriet: No matter what we did, the Anne Elliot wedding was doomed.
Harriet: Anne Elliott decided that ultimately she didn't want to marry Freddy Wentworth and they broke up.
Harriet: Sometimes a relationship is meant to be and sometimes it's not.
Emma: "Dear Anne Elliot,
Emma: "I, Emma Woodhouse, vow to dedicate my life to see to it that you and Mr. Wentworth are happily married.
Emma: "You'll regret it for the rest of your life if you do not go through with this.
Emma: "I will stop at nothing to see you walk down the aisle,
Emma: "even if I have to tie you up and drag you down the altar myself.
Emma: "I am Emma Woodhouse and I will not fail you EVER.
Emma: "Do you hear me?
Emma: "Please call me to discuss."
Emma: HEY!
Alex: You don't want to send that. Emma: Oh yes I do!
Emma: Stop! Give it back! Alex! Alex: Hey - no
Alex: So doing another documentary may not be enough for Emma.
Alex: I think...
Alex: I think she might need something more.
Emma: Wait a new client? I don't need a new client.
Emma: I already have a client. Her name is Anne Elliot.
Alex: Okay, Emma?
Alex: You need to move on from that.
Emma: Excuse me?
Emma: No, what I need is a new approach. Anne will come through. You'll see.
Alex: What you need to do is move on from your old client and find a new one.
Alex: Hey, look...
Alex: You've got to get back on your game.
Alex: Hey there are other people out there that need your help.
Emma: Like who?
Alex: Well...
Alex: Imagine for a second there's a man in his mid 30s, and he just left this company and he's looking for a complete life makeover.
Emma: So is this like an imaginary man or a real man?
Alex: A real man. Are you interested?
Emma: You know what?
Emma: I will take Alex's imaginary real man and make over his life
Emma: and after I'm done with him,
This client's life will be so amazing that there will be books written about him and his greatness.
Emma: And do you know who else will be in that book?
Emma: ME!
Emma: This setup isn't that bad.
Emma: It's quiet.
Emma: Peaceful.
Emma: And they're right; I could use this.
Collins: Greetings Miss Woodhouse!
Collins: Oh! I observe that you are surprised to see me.
Collins: Please allow me to explain.
Collins: I am Mr. Richard Collins.